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[Dirg]

QRAUUUWWWK!! Be pissed about damaged wings, take it out on someone or thing.

[MrWillsauce]

Slap MrWillsauce.

[5]... let me reroll that. [6], shit. [5], motherfucker. [1]! We'll go with [1]. You totally fail. What did you expect, trying to slap GOD?

Keep trying.

[1] hours of searching to no avail have disheartened you. -[2] WtL.

QRAUUUWWWK!!

[1] That is the sound of you choking painfully. -[2]HP. You die and are sent where all freaks of nature are sent when they die. Somewhere in the infinite inferno and pain, you can make out IronOwl boiling in a pit of magma.
EDIT: I derped up. You're fine, just very injured. Ignore the previous statements except for the part about IronOwn being boiled.

Be pissed about damaged wings, take it out on someone or thing.

[4] You don't see anything around you except for air. You beat the hell out of the air. It feels good. +[5]HP.


borno: 6/6 HP, Wannabe chicken dictator (lol puns)
IronyOwnl: 0/6 HP, weak chicken is in Hell
 Dirg: 7/6HP, freak of nature struggling to fly, super healthy
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 4/6 WtL, chicken w/ an axe (HEEEEEERE'S CHICKYYYYY)
Corai: Does not exist, yet is suffering from constipation. Is angry with an all-powerful being.

[Scelly9]

Find the farmhouse.

[Corai]

You are god? Then I am the devil. Become devil of MrWillsauceism.

[Spinal_Taper]

Become Robot Chicken.

[MrWillsauce]

Find the farmhouse.

[6] You don't have to look far because it turns out you ARE the farmhouse! +[2] Max HP due to natural wood armor.

You are god? Then I am the devil. Become devil of MrWillsauceism.

[2] You are nothing but a minor demon in the Willsauce cosmology. By which I mean you are a crazy homeless man who spends his days on the streets yelling "I am nothing but a minor demon in the Willsauce cosmology!"

Become Robot Chicken.

[5] You become a successful stop-motion animated comedy television show. You earn [2] million dollars.

Spinal_Taper: 6/6 HP, is a television show w/ $2,000,000
borno: 6/6 HP, Wannabe chicken dictator (lol puns)
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP, weak chicken is in Hell
 Dirg: 7/6HP, freak of nature struggling to fly, super healthy
Scelly9: 8/8 HP 4/6 WtL, farmhouse w/ an axe (HEEEEEERE'S HOUSEYYYYY)
Corai: A crazy homeless man who worships in the god Willsauce. Also he has constipation.

[Scelly9]

Barf up shotgun, begin capturing animals.

[Corai]

Fight MrWillsauce's influence.

[Spinal_Taper]

Fund Corai.

[MrWillsauce]

Barf up shotgun

[6] You vomit two shotguns out of your front door. How a house manages to vomit, let alone synthesize shotguns out of thin air is beyond me, but you did it anyway. Congratulations.

begin capturing animals.

[5] By animals I assume you mean small children. Two girl scouts tiptoe over the shotguns in front of you and ring your doorbell. "Come in" you say trying to imitate a person inside of yourself. When the girl scouts walk in you seal your front door behind them. +[4] dozen boxes of delicious cookies.

Fund Corai.

[5] You successfully donate all of your money to a stark raving madman. However, now the show has no funding and is cancelled. You are no longer aired and therefor do not exist.

Fight MrWillsauce's influence.

[6] You are beyond my control, but not the control of dice. Also you are still a homeless man who is currently screaming "Fight MrWillsauce's influence!" at the top of his lungs in a public park and is about to be arrested.

Spinal_Taper: 0/0 HP, is a bankrupt television show
borno: 6/6 HP, Wannabe chicken dictator (lol puns)
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP, weak chicken is in Hell
 Dirg: 7/6HP, freak of nature struggling to fly, super healthy
Scelly9: 8/8 HP 4/6 WtL, farmhouse w/ an axe, 2 girl scouts, 48 cookies, 2 shotguns (0 shells)
Corai: A crazy homeless man who worships in the god Willsauce. w/ constipation, $2,000,000

[Corai]

Take cop's gun and begin a gunfight.

Edit: What are we doing again? How did I turn this from me being a chicken revolutionary into being a living demon homeless man?

[Dirg]

Make air my bleep. Beat the heck out of it until it carries me.

[Scelly9]

begin capturing more children.

[MrWillsauce]

Take cop's gun

[5] You successfully wrestle the officer's pistol from his holster as he is trying to handcuff you. All around both of you are scattered hundred dollar bills left by Spinal_Taper.

begin a gunfight.

[5] You shoot the officer in his stomach for [2] damage. He cries for backup on his radio, but his cries soon stop as you put two more bullets in his head. -[2]HP -[3]HP. You hear sirens close by.
You feel a crippling pain in your bowels from the constipation. -[5]HP.

Make air my bleep. Beat the heck out of it until it carries me.

[1] Thank gods you failed that because I had no idea what a bleep was. Your assault on the air failed miserably and you fall rapidly towards the ground.

begin capturing more children.

[4] You set up a sign outside yourself (somehow) saying "waterslide inside". No children arrive yet unsurprisingly. The two girl scouts currently in you are whining and banging on your front door.

Spinal_Taper: 0/0 HP, is a bankrupt television show
borno: 6/6 HP, Wannabe chicken dictator (lol puns)
IronyOwnl: 2/6 HP, weak chicken is in Hell
 Dirg: 7/6HP, freak of nature struggling to fly, super healthy, imminent death
Scelly9: 8/8 HP 4/6 WtL, sentient farmhouse w/ an axe, 2 girl scouts, 48 cookies, 2 shotguns (0 shells)
Corai: 1/6 HP A murderer w/ constipation, $2,000,000, handgun (9 bullets)

[Scelly9]

Smack them with inside furniture.