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[LordSlowpoke]

BE THE HERO THIS POULTRY FARM DESERVES

[sayaks]

Convince everyone that you are not speaking and that this is all happening in their minds. Then become a scientist-chicken who specializes in Genetics.

[MrWillsauce]

Tell Morgan I did, but got over it. Invite him inside for pie instead.

[4] God looks confused  . He tells you that he was here to let you back down to Earth if you wanted. He then asks if you've got cherry.

BE THE HERO THIS POULTRY FARM DESERVES

[5]You become like Batman, except a different bird... even though bats are mammals... hmm... Anyway, you put on a mark and some masochist gear and call it a "uniform".

Convince everyone that you are not speaking and that this is all happening in their minds.

[3] You are only able to convince the dim-witted farmer. Your speaking to explain this proves to the cops that the farmer's ravings were actually true! They tie your legs and wings with zip-ties and throw you in the back of the cruiser.

Then become a scientist-chicken who specializes in Genetics.

[3] You look around the cruiser for biology textbooks. Unfortunately, you find none.

LordSlowpoke: 6/6 HP, chicken in black spandex
Sayaks: 6/6 HP, speaking chicken. Bad boys, bad boys. Watcha gonna do?
RTD: 3/3 HP, a chick
Spinal_Taper: 9/9 HP 94/100 WtL 4/? IMA, Normal Seth Green in Dwarf Fortress with Batman and Iron Man... awesome, CEO of Toasters Inc. and the Boyscouts of America w/ the Toastmobile, rope+bread body armor, sash flail (5 damage), a toaster, pile of twigs, rocket boots,
borno: 4/6 HP, up and coming chicken dictator w/ 6 Olympic gold medals, 3 Nobel Prizes, 6 Medals of Honor, captured by chickens
IronyOwl: -4/6 HP 5/6WtL, Master Craftsdorf & chicken made of chicken blood in Hell
Dirg: -93/10HP 19/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak trapped in heaven, yet the ruler of Hell. Married to an angel and secretary, proud former father of four
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 6/6 WtL 12/6 H, a naked lady, (ex?)girlfriend of the mayor, founder and sole owner of Breast House and Groin House, screwer of presidents, dirt, and pretty much EVERYTHING else w/ infinite money machine, mind control ray
Corai: 1/7 HP 1/4 WtL 2/0 WP The last elf soldier burning in a wave of magma

[Dirg]

Point to gm that it should be father of 4, kids still alive this time. Offer Morgan cherry pie. Tell him got family now and hell to run, can't return to earth and run around like chicken with head cut off. Win game.... With family ending!

[MrWillsauce]

Point to gm that it should be father of 4, kids still alive this time

Derp 

Offer Morgan cherry pie.

[2] You promise God some delicious cherry pie and he flashes an enormous smile. It is soon discovered that you have no cherry pie. This makes God angry. To punish you, God floods Earth up to the mountain peaks with water.

Tell him got family now and hell to run, can't return to earth and run around like chicken with head cut off

[2] God is already pissed, but your backtalk pushes him over the edge he already fell over again over the edge... edge. He kills your whole family and kicks your ass out of Heaven -[5]WtL. You land on the ground on Earth as it begins to rain heavily everywhere.

Point to gm that it should be father of 4, kids still alive this time

not anymore

LordSlowpoke: 6/6 HP, chicken in black spandex
Sayaks: 6/6 HP, speaking chicken. Bad boys, bad boys. Watcha gonna do?
RTD: 3/3 HP, a chick
Spinal_Taper: 9/9 HP 94/100 WtL 4/? IMA, Normal Seth Green in Dwarf Fortress with Batman and Iron Man... awesome, CEO of Toasters Inc. and the Boyscouts of America w/ the Toastmobile, rope+bread body armor, sash flail (5 damage), a toaster, pile of twigs, rocket boots,
borno: 4/6 HP, up and coming chicken dictator w/ 6 Olympic gold medals, 3 Nobel Prizes, 6 Medals of Honor, captured by chickens
IronyOwl: -4/6 HP 5/6WtL, Master Craftsdorf & chicken made of chicken blood in Hell
Dirg: -93/10HP 14/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak being rained on, the ruler of Hell
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 6/6 WtL 12/6 H, a naked lady, (ex?)girlfriend of the mayor, founder and sole owner of Breast House and Groin House, screwer of presidents, dirt, and pretty much EVERYTHING else w/ infinite money machine, mind control ray
Corai: 1/7 HP 1/4 WtL 2/0 WP The last elf soldier burning in a wave of magma

[Dirg]

....Don yellow jumpsuit, time to kill Morgan Freeman with army of demons. Gather army and build escalator to heaven, need energy for fight.

[sayaks]

Us the magical powers of the chickonneran to escape! (Chickonnerra is the homeworld of speaking chickens)

[MrWillsauce]

Don yellow jumpsuit

[2]No jumpsuits in sight

Gather army and build escalator to heaven

[2] You don't have any way to communicate with Hell. You just sit there in the downpour as the world floods all around you. [6]You grab some scrap metal from a junk yard and start building an inter-dimensional escalator. Soon, it is complete and you can travel up to Heaven when you wish.

Us the magical powers of the chickonneran to escape! (Chickonnerra is the homeworld of speaking chickens)

[6]The sudden downpour causes the cops to stop. Soon the entire car is submerged, and the cops have left you for dead to find higher ground. Just when you are about to drown, you cluck loudly and are teleported to Chickonneran. You are greeted by a talking chicken.

LordSlowpoke: 6/6 HP, chicken in black spandex
Sayaks: 6/6 HP, speaking chicken in Chickonneran
RTD: 3/3 HP, a chick
Spinal_Taper: 9/9 HP 94/100 WtL 4/? IMA, Normal Seth Green in Dwarf Fortress with Batman and Iron Man... awesome, CEO of Toasters Inc. and the Boyscouts of America w/ the Toastmobile, rope+bread body armor, sash flail (5 damage), a toaster, pile of twigs, rocket boots,
borno: 4/6 HP, up and coming chicken dictator w/ 6 Olympic gold medals, 3 Nobel Prizes, 6 Medals of Honor, captured by chickens
IronyOwl: -4/6 HP 5/6WtL, Master Craftsdorf & chicken made of chicken blood in Hell
Dirg: -93/10HP 14/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak being rained on, the ruler of Hell, has inter-dimensional escalator.
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 6/6 WtL 12/6 H, a naked lady, (ex?)girlfriend of the mayor, founder and sole owner of Breast House and Groin House, screwer of presidents, dirt, and pretty much EVERYTHING else w/ infinite money machine, mind control ray
Corai: 1/7 HP 1/4 WtL 2/0 WP The last elf soldier burning in a wave of magma

[Dirg]

Sharpen talons, ascend to heaven...FOR REVENGE.

[Spinal_Taper]

Activate the Toaster mobiles lava proof jet mode!

[borno]

"This is not going as plans! We will have to go in for drastic measures!"
Radio:
"Bring in the nuke!"*

Radio-control some chickens to nuke the area around the station. Try to hit the humans.

*Roughly translated from chicken.

[sayaks]

Go to the government and tell them what i have learned during my time on earth, and the potential threat the people on earth may pose (i.e all the (dangerous) Player characters). Request action to be made.

[Corai]

Feel good about decision and have no regrets.

[LordSlowpoke]

DISPENSE JUSTICE

[killerhellhound]

Appear and morph in to a dead ringer spy with a Ambassador