Use femenine wiles on the chinese government. Have them use their mind control to make groin house.
[3] You try to charm the Chinese overlords, but you failed to realize that half of them were gay. The heterosexual governors seemed hypnotized by your beauty, while the gay ones tried to snap them out of it. The mind control device operators received conflicting orders from the gays and the straights. The technicians argued and then physically fought. The violence spread to their families, and soon to all of China. The Chinese people have begun killing each other at a rapid rate.
"I SWEAR IF THATS A KOBOLD I AM NOT GONNA FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS." then chase it, and torture it to death if caught.
[2] You yell and the call echoes throughout the room. As you charge towards to footsteps, you trip over a piece of furniture. Suddenly a bright light begins to grow at the door where you entered. It seems the that the whole hallway outside has been completely flooded with lava, and that lava has partially melted the door. A rapidly-growing puddle of magma inside the room as the hole widens and the door is destroyed. The light illuminates one side of the room, revealing it to be a dining hall, but the side where the thief has run is still dark. You see no other exits besides the magma-filled tunnel.
"Sorry, we don't have the normal amount of chicken food, we only have double."
[6] Amazingly this works. The growing chicken militia force take up posts at the broadcast station and at the radio tower. There has been heavy fighting between the chickens and the cops, with heavy losses on both sides. The chickens are outgunned (they have no guns), but their zeal and numbers keep them in the fight.
Rage
[3] You rage adequately.
Ask acting god if he wants to swap roles.
to quote myself, the actual acting god:
LOLNO!
Get Wayne Industries, Toaster Co, Stark Enterprises and the boy scouts to remake my body. Use 6 million for this, pump 500K into the Boy Scouts.
[6] All of the companies' representatives meet in the operating room for the procedure. Through amazing experimental medical technology, all of Seth Green's original beauty is restored perfectly. You are now identical to the original Seth, even before the first cyborg operation. Through the procedure, the 4 organizations join forces for a common goal. This event makes them realize a special appreciation for each other. A new company is formed by the union: StarkyWayne Toaster Scouts of America Incorporated. You pay for the operation with 6 million, and donate the 500,000 to StarkyWane Toaster Scouts of America Incorporated.
Sayaks: 6/6 HP, Chicken
RTD: 3/3 HP, a chick
Spinal_Taper: 9/9 HP 98/100 WtL, Normal Seth Green, CEO of Toasters Inc. and the Boyscouts of America w/ the Toastmobile, rope+bread body armor, sash flail (5 damage), a toaster, pile of twigs, rocket boots,
borno: 4/6 HP, up and coming chicken dictator w/ 6 Olympic gold medals, 3 Nobel Prizes, 6 Medals of Honor, captured by chickens
IronyOwl: -4/6 HP 5/6WtL, Master Craftsdorf & chicken made of chicken blood in Hell
Dirg: -93/10HP 19/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak trapped in heaven, yet the ruler of Hell. Married to an angel and secretary, proud former father of four
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 6/6 WtL 12/6 H, a naked lady, (ex?)girlfriend of the mayor, screwer of presidents, dirt, and pretty much EVERYTHING else w/ infinite money machine, Breast House (AKA Africa), mind control ray
Corai: 7/7 HP 1/4 WtL The last elf soldier, alone in a dwarf fortress
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