Finish process when done.
[3] You emerge a perfectly average naked woman.
I'd like to return to earth.
[1] "I'm sorry I will have to transfer you to the reincarnation division, please hold."
You are on hold for 2 hours listening to elevator music when you hear in the exact some voice "Hello this is Gupta how may I help?"
Buy up the US Army
[3] You get the Boyscouts of America instead.
Buy up Wayne Corp.
[3] You get Toasters Incorporated by mistake.
Get the two of them to develop me armor, weapons, vehicles and rebuild my hot robot bod.
[4] You get a slightly above-average suit of combat armor made of toasted bread and tied knots +[3]Max HP. [5]The Boyscouts modify their badge sashes (do Boyscouts even where sashes? Oh well, they do now) to hold a giant spiked ball, creating a flail which deals [5] damage. [2] The toaster company gives you an electric toaster and call it a weapon. [1] The Boyscouts build a car out of twigs, but it falls apart. [5] Toasters Inc. build the toastmobile. It is an armored Van armed on all sides with high-powered toasters that shoot flaming bread at lethal velocities. [1] The two organizations team up to perform the body-enhancement operation. When you wake up from surgery, your flesh has been replaced with roasted marshmellows and bread. Your fingers on your right hand are Swiss Army knives, and the ones on your right are the red hot electric wires from a toaster. Your head is still in its original beautiful Seth Green form, but you are unable to walk or move due to the fact that you are made of bread.
Oh. Well. This complicates things.
...being out of Hell complicates things? That's a bad sign.
[2] You're wrong, it's actually a good sign. A sign with word "good" written on it falls from the sky and hits you on the head dealing [6] damage. You die and return to Hell. The Devil is not happy to see you. He throws you head-first into the pot of boiling blood from before. It hurts.
Hatch from a egg.
[4] You hatch from the egg and dry your fur. You are an adorable fluffy yellow chick
RTD: 3/3 HP, a chick
Spinal_Taper: 9/9 HP 98/100 WtL, is cyborg Seth Green made of bread and marshmellows, CEO of Toasters Inc. and the Boyscouts of America w/ infinite money machine, infinite monies, the Toastmobile, rope+bread body armor, sash flail (5 damage), a toaster, pile of twigs, Swiss Army knife hand, and toaster hand
borno: 6/6 HP, Professional Winner w/ 6 Olympic gold medals, 3 Nobel Prizes, 6 Medals of Honor
IronyOwnl: -4/6 HP 2/6WtL, weak chicken with no legs back in Hell
Dirg: -93/10HP 21/6 WtL, a completely crushed and destroyed one-eyed freak of nature in heaven on the phone with customer service
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 6/6 WtL, a naked lady
Corai: -12/6 HP -9/6 WtL overpowered assassin clone immune to bullets burning forever in Hell, proud winner of an iPod nanopad!
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