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[MrWillsauce]

You are a chicken on a farm. What do you do?

[Scelly9]

Find grain!

[Corai]

WHY AM I NOT A ROOSTER? BECOME ROOSTER.

[MrWillsauce]

Find grain!

[2] letters off, you find Pain instead! -[1] HP.

WHY AM I NOT A ROOSTER? BECOME ROOSTER.

[6] You are two roosters!

Scelly9: 5/6 HP
Corai.a: 6/6 HP, rooster
Corai.b: 6/6 HP, rooster

[Scelly9]

Find healing spring!

[MrWillsauce]

Find healing spring!

[4] You find a healing Summer. Close enough. +[1] HP

Scelly9: 6/6 HP
Corai.a: 6/6 HP, rooster
Corai.b: 6/6 HP, rooster

[Scelly9]

Train strength

[Corai]

Corai A. begins plans to escape this prison.
Corai B. begins recruiting soldiers for the revolution.

[Dirg]

Don't wanna be a chicken, wanna be a duck so shake my rump.

[MrWillsauce]

Train strength

[3] Meh. You do some push ups but get tired and decide to take a nap instead.

Corai A. begins plans to escape this prison.

[5] Well, as it turns out, this farm has less security than your average penitentiary. Corai.a squeezes out of the chicken coop while the farmer isn't watching and flies over a wooden fence and wanders off freely into the forest.

Corai B. begins recruiting soldiers for the revolution.

[1] His rants annoy a nearby horse, who kicks Corai.b in the beak. -[3]HP and can no longer cockadoodle.

Don't wanna be a chicken, wanna be a duck

[3] You become half chicken and half duck.

so shake my rump.

[3] The rump shaking is adequate.

Dirg: 6/6HP, freak of nature shaking his ass
Scelly9: 6/6 HP, lethargic chicken
Corai.a: 6/6 HP, free rooster
Corai.b: 3/6 HP, mute rooster

[Corai]

Corai.A finds chicken black market. Buys shotgun.
Corai.B attempts to find healing summer.

[Scelly9]

Do flying training!

[MrWillsauce]

Do flying training!

[3] Meh. You don't learn much from the training, but you have come to the realization that you aren't good at anything -[6]Will to Live. You are melancholy and on the brink of suicide.

Corai.A finds chicken black market. Buys shotgun.

[6] Corai.a approaches a gun stand, which is manned by a man wearing a confederate flag-bearing T-shirt with the sleeves cutoff. The man spits black tar on the ground and says "how may I help you?" revealing his 3 remaining teeth. You sing the most beautiful cockadoodle in the world. In reaction to the song, a single tear rolls down his face as he puts the barrel of a 12 guage into his mouth and pulls the trigger. You loot the stand for tons of goodies.

Corai.B attempts to find healing summer.

[3] He finds a boring regular Summer.

Dirg: 6/6HP, freak of nature still shaking his ass
Scelly9: 6/6 HP 0/6 WtL, lethargic depressed chicken
Corai.a: 6/6 HP, free rooster w/ shotgun(10 shells), rocket launcher (2 rockets), and .44 magnum (either 0 or 1 rounds; you feelin' lucky?)
Corai.b: 3/6 HP, mute rooster

[Scelly9]

Find a small stream to cheer me up.

[Corai]

Corai.A salutes the man, then take his truck and ram into the farm, telling everychicken to get in and take guns.
Corai.B facepalms.