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[Wrex]

So yes, my fortress is now officially Pan's Labyrinth.

[acetech09]

Wait. Your civ leader is a gobbo?

[King DZA]

I have no idea what you're talking about. That doesn't sound like me at all.

[Wrex]

Yes, yes he is. He has been king for roughly 800 years now. Actually, most of the "Dwarven" civilizations are biracial in this world >.>.

So, we have badass, dwarf loving, human slaughtering elves, demon following goblins, demon worshiping humans, and goblins that have integrated with dwarven society.


Consider me confused.

[Corai]

I have no idea what you're talking about. That doesn't sound like me at all.

Like you? We all know my huskbolds will conquer dwarven kind.

But first I need to somehow turn all of koboldkind into husks, and then become a husk myself while retaining my sanity... Hmm....

[Wrex]

This is...bad. I can't seem to grant him any royal accountriments, such as an artifact bed, or artifact weapon racks, or anything.

[Corai]

This is...bad. I can't seem to grant him any royal accountriments, such as an artifact bed, or artifact weapon racks, or anything.

Nope, but he won't care. He isn't a dwarf so he won't make mandates or demands or throw a fit over not having a nice bedroom.

[Wrex]

Oh, excellent.


Still, I find this incredibly odd. How does a bloody gobbo become leader of a dwarven civ?

[Corai]

Goblins conquer dwarven civ.


Or dwarves conquer goblin civ.

[King DZA]

I have no idea what you're talking about. That doesn't sound like me at all.

Like you? We all know my huskbolds will conquer dwarven kind.

But first I need to somehow turn all of koboldkind into husks, and then become a husk myself while retaining my sanity... Hmm....

Conquer anything you wish, it won't make it any more difficult for me to rule over.

[Corai]

I have no idea what you're talking about. That doesn't sound like me at all.

Like you? We all know my huskbolds will conquer dwarven kind.

But first I need to somehow turn all of koboldkind into husks, and then become a husk myself while retaining my sanity... Hmm....

Conquer anything you wish, it won't make it any more difficult for me to rule over.

Well, I cant conquer someone with golden pants thongs. Shiny oh so shiny...

[acetech09]

What pants? I don't see any pants.

[Loud Whispers]

SNUGBO GET DOWN FROM THERE

[MrWillsauce]

Does this fort still receive ambushes and sieges?

[lazygun]

Well my current fort belongs to a dwarf civ with a goblin king. I still get ambushed and sieged by goblins.

I'm thinking of declaring independence.