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Author Topic: Roll to be a Turnip  (Read 15553 times)

lordcooper

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #210 on: August 09, 2012, 03:43:01 am »

Explode again.
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ansontan2000

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #211 on: August 09, 2012, 03:57:13 am »

Explode again.

Fuck no. Please less than 4. PLEASE
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When a soldier makes a mistake, one man dies.
When a captain makes a mistake, a dozen men die.
When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
When an emperor makes a mistake, well, there is a game save for retry.

Trif

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #212 on: August 09, 2012, 04:49:11 am »

>Finish working out how to allow the reversal of entropy.
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MrWillsauce

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #213 on: August 09, 2012, 05:38:45 am »

Create life on Earth through the power of rock
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killerhellhound

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #214 on: August 09, 2012, 05:45:48 am »

Hell yeah speed of light 80 foot chicken, becomes dolphin that can travel at the speed of light or close to   
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Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #215 on: August 09, 2012, 05:48:51 am »

Hell yeah speed of light 80 foot chicken, becomes dolphin that can travel at the speed of light or close to

be chicken
get some shades
surf the big bang
(6) you are an 80 foot tall space-chicken, (2) shades have not been invented yet nor would they be any use, (6) you surf that explosion so hard you end up traveling faster than the speed of light.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

MrWillsauce

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #216 on: August 09, 2012, 05:55:50 am »

Pariah why isn't there a player list at the bottom of your posts with inventory and stuff?
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Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #217 on: August 09, 2012, 05:56:54 am »

because im a lazy sod this time round.

successful character updates modified into last turn.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 06:01:56 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #218 on: August 09, 2012, 07:34:08 am »

Fly to a planet at the edge of the rapidly expanding universe.
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killerhellhound

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #219 on: August 09, 2012, 07:49:51 am »

I’m going faster than the speed of light that is meant to be impossible, but who cares I’m an 80 foot chicken that’s going faster than light 8) soon to be 80 foot dolphin that can control the speed.
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Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #220 on: August 09, 2012, 09:41:14 am »

Keep over watch over the other players, making sure none of them gain too much power.
(4) you are watching the other "players" but will have to take further measures to prevent them becoming too powerful.

Grow...
(1) YOU GROW!!... backwards.... (-25%) size

Explode again.
(6) You explode so hard that you become a supernova... you may be dying but you're taking several planets with you.

>Finish working out how to allow the reversal of entropy.
(1) you accidentally lock the entropy setting without allowing for its reversal.

Create life on Earth through the power of rock
(4) Your all powerful cosmic acoustics shunt several bacteria bearing asteroids onto courses that may collide with earth. GM gives you a 50/50 chance of at least one hitting it.

Hell yeah speed of light 80 foot chicken, becomes dolphin that can travel at the speed of light or close to   
(6) You become a space dolphin capable of FTL travel and grow a thick radiation proof skin capable of deflecting micro-meteors.

Fly to a planet at the edge of the rapidly expanding universe.
(6) you fly to the planet furthest from the center of the universe and build a sign warning trespassers they will be shot if they enter your universe.

Characters:
ansontan: is a galaxy, watching over the universe.
MrWillsauce: is the BareNaked Ladies, igniting suns with all powerful cosmic acoustics, 50/50 chance of seeding life on earth.
killerhellhound: 80 foot long space dolphin, FTL travel, radiation proof micro-meteor deflecting skin.
Zomara: better than the best that no one ever will be.
Sinpwn: Biotic combustion thrusters, no trespassing sign.
Trif: prevented the reversal of entropy.
Lordcooper: Dying, Supernova
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #221 on: August 09, 2012, 09:42:30 am »

BE RADIATION

FLOOD EVERYTHING
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ansontan2000

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #222 on: August 09, 2012, 09:48:17 am »

Oshite. Contain the supernova to the solar system it's starting in.
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When a soldier makes a mistake, one man dies.
When a captain makes a mistake, a dozen men die.
When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
When an emperor makes a mistake, well, there is a game save for retry.

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #223 on: August 09, 2012, 10:09:31 am »

Prove the nonlinearity of time.
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sayaks

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #224 on: August 09, 2012, 11:07:12 am »

Create something that prevents the space-time-continuum from being destroyed.

Purchase Album mentioned below.

Help people selling albums.

(Is there a limit to how much i can do?)
               
« Last Edit: August 09, 2012, 01:52:13 pm by sayaks »
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