What the FU- BOOOOOOM!
Grow.
(6) You utilize the raw energy of the big bang to propel your growth growth rate to incalculable rates, you are now a galaxy.
I am the Barenaked Ladies. I play the theme tune of the Big Bang while it happens.
(6) not only are you the Barenaked ladies but you are also playing instruments made up of raw cosmic energy and your amazing acoustics cause suns to ignite all around the forming universe, (5) you play the theme tune of the big bang theory while you watch ansontan become a galaxy.
be chicken
get some shades
surf the big bang
(6) you are an 80 foot tall space-chicken, (2) shades have not been invented yet nor would they be any use, (6) you surf that explosion so hard you end up traveling faster than the speed of light.
be the best that noone ever was.
(6) You are better than the best that noone ever will be.
>Set starting conditions of the omniverse to allow the reversal of entropy.
(3) you open the GM's command console and start trying to work out his coding system.
Become super-turnip!
(3) you rush towards a nearby highly radioactive asteroid field and try to attract them to form a planet/cocoon around you.
Copy Paste everyones actions for my first action... I am took sleepy to quote them all, past and future actions...
(3)you begin copying peoples actions and pasting them into the GM's command console
Copy Paste everyones actions for my first action... I am took sleepy to quote them all, past and future actions...
Sabotage this action
(6) you delete all of the data acquired from the GM's first experiment.
Copy Paste everyones actions for my first action... I am took sleepy to quote them all, past and future actions...
Sabotage this action
HELP NEYVN SUCCEED
Ebbor, if you manage to break the omniverse again, I swear I'll sabotage your arms. Come to think of it, I have no idea if you even have arms, so I'll make you grow them and then sabotage them.
(4) you try to help Nevyn succeed by calling out all the actions from the database you copied.
Copy Paste everyones actions for my first action... I am took sleepy to quote them all, past and future actions...
Sabotage this action
HELP NEYVN SUCCEED
Ebbor, if you manage to break the omniverse again, I swear I'll sabotage your arms. Come to think of it, I have no idea if you even have arms, so I'll make you grow them and then sabotage them.
Sabotage this action for my first turn as well.
(6) you stop Lordslowpoke from helping Nevyn by poking him in the eyes then destroying his console.
Re-develop biotic thrusters.
(6) you somehow never lost them... they're even fixed to boot
>Gain drill powers
(4) you begin attracting small asteroids with high metal content onto one of your arms and commence metamorphosis.
Characters:
ansontan: is a galaxy
MrWillsauce: is the BareNaked Ladies, igniting suns with all powerful cosmic acoustics.
killerhellhound: 80 foot tall space chicken, FTL surfer.
Zomara: better than the best that noone ever will be.
Sinpwn: Biotic combustion thrusters.
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Topic: Roll to be a Turnip (Read 16063 times)