Finally wake up. Send the military to assist MrWillsauce with my control over the Pentagon.
(2) you decide that sleeping in would be better
Rush through portal, follow Digital.
(5) you rush through the portal just in time to see digital get dog piled by bears.
Muahaha! Infinite nutrients! 
>GROW.
(1) you confuse the GM with your infinite nutrients talk and he reverses the polarity of your pyramid. (-25% size)
Le grow!
(5) Le size increase (25% growth)
Promote Digital Hellhound to Captain of the Bear Cavalry and order him out my window to continue defending Willsaucia. I then throw one of my babies out the window to grab my smokes and another one out the window with the speech taped to his back to give to Jeeves and Alfred. I write a note on the bottom of the speech telling Jeeves and Alfred to eat the messenger for nutrient ammo. I tell my other two children to be like Digital Hellhound and Alfred to try and encourage them to grow up.
(4) you promote Digital Hellhound to captain of the bear cavalry and he rides his magical inter-dimensional bear out your window leaving a mighty great hole in his wake, (3) your throwing arm sucks and your offspring bounces off the remainder of the window frame... its outside but its unconscious, (3) you write down your speech but your offspring runs off in the wrong direction (1) your other progeny are hiding from you lest they be thrown into a window.
Summon the dread of all turnips: The turnip gatherer.
Storyline:
A saterday morning cartoon Using different art techniques involving Yoink, a Femme fatale and a space monkey
((Assembling tropes into a coherent sentence is fun))
(1)you summon the anti-turnip gatherer... start running.
Storyline implemented. A giant space monkey is trying to devour Yoink to gain his super-growth whilst ansontan is now a french femme fatale determined to steal Yoink for her own nefarious purposes, LordSlowpoke is the hero of the story.
Actually, I think I'm going to go now. Ride off into the sunset and all th-
Wait, did you say... Bear Cavalry? NEVERMIND THAT.
Drill these bears into shape. Wrestle anyone who resists into submission.
(4) you drill a few bears into shape before (2) the rest wrestle you into submission and demand ice cream.
Join.
Turn into super-turnip.
(4) you join something, (5) you become Super-Turnip
steal the helmets and a dead ringer
(1) the zombies steal your magnetism, (4) you do however see a dead ringer on one of the zombies belts.
Enemies: Ten magnetic bucket head zombies (Standing around lawn)
Two zombies in barn, four in farmhouse (Annexing attempt)
Killer space monkey (seeking Yoink)
Characters:
LordYoinkPoke:Immune to pesticide, poisonous, 9.5 nutrients.
Yoink: 360% larger than original size, fused with LordSlowPoke.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, is a Carratato ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, ELDER TURNIP GOD, steam powered nutrient factory, fused with Yoink.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 4 Mini Gatling turnips +2 Gatling turnips, 3 cigars (dropped), 4 nutrients.
Sinpwn: Exploratory mining vessel, Damaged Biotic Combustion thrusters, underground mining +robot production facility, 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed, lower body is roots, Super hero/villain, owns Gothams central park, produces 0.5KW/h, distinct lack of eyebrows, 7 nutrients.
ansontan2000: Is a Rose (has bloomed), 140% of original size, 5 nutrients
Dirg: Mecha-Turnip, redefined the definition of turnip, 8 nutrients.
Lordcooper: Mecha-Turnip, Thermocouples, 25 nutrients.
Killerhellhound: Powerless Magnet shroom, 5 nutrients.
Corai:In control of American defence network, 5 nutrients.
Spinal_Taper:Mecha-Something, 5 nutrients.
10ebbor10: Is the anti-turnip, Turnipocalypse unleashed, GM control (2) turns remaining, 5 nutrients.
Zomara:becoming a parasite, inside dirg rooting self, 5 nutrients.
Person: Genetically superior, 5 nutrients.
Sayaks: Super-Turnip, 5 nutrients
Digital Hellhound: Bear cavalry, 5 nutrients.
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