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Author Topic: Roll to be a Turnip  (Read 16128 times)

Dirg

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #105 on: August 06, 2012, 10:34:04 am »

Hungry, time to finally get some nutrients.
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Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #106 on: August 06, 2012, 11:12:01 am »

>GROW.

Yay, moar nutrients! :D
(2) Ansontan hijacks your pyramid and steals your growth.

>GROW.
(5) you successfully hijack Yoinks action and steal his growth. (Half of lost size restored.)

Execute said plans. Aim for a +1 bonus as recompensation for the GM's continual delayal of my actions, by forcing me to make to much plans.
(6+1) You successfully bring about your plans to end the world in such glorious fashion that not only do you bake the earth into a barren wasteland but you also enslave the remainder of humanity, the rest of the universe and the GM, (5) you successfully guilt trip the GM and he gives you a +1 bonus to your previous roll. The GM will break free in (3) turns.

Root myself deeper into Dirg
(6) you are busy rooting yourself deep within Dirg.

Hungry, time to finally get some nutrients.
(6) you are completely and utterly starving, (5+4) you get some nutrients, they are freaking delicious. (4 nutrients gained)

Characters:
LordYoinkPoke:Immune to pesticide, poisonous, 9.5 nutrients.
Yoink: 335% larger than original size, fused with LordSlowPoke.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, is a Carratato ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, steam powered nutrient factory, fused with Yoink.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 4 Mini Gatling turnips +2 Gatling turnips, 4 nutrients.
Sinpwn: Exploratory mining vessel, Biotic Combustion thrusters, 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, Super hero/villain, owns Gothams central park, produces 500 watts of electricity every hour, distinct lack of eyebrows, 7 nutrients.
ansontan2000: Is a Rose (has bloomed), 75% of original size, 5 nutrients
Dirg:becoming a turnip, redefined the definition of turnip, 9 nutrients.
Lordcooper: Mecha-Turnip, Thermocouples, 25 nutrients.
Killerhellhound: Magnet shroom, 5 nutrients.
Corai:In control of American defence network, 5 nutrients.
Spinal_Taper:Mecha-Something, 5 nutrients.
10ebbor10: Is the anti-turnip, Turnipocalypse unleashed, GM control (3) turns remaining, 5 nutrients.
Zomara:becoming a parasite, inside dirg rooting self, 5 nutrients.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Dirg

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #107 on: August 06, 2012, 11:16:58 am »

Time to do walking turnip stuff. Head down to local nuclear plant and begin absorbing nuclear waste.
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ansontan2000

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #108 on: August 06, 2012, 11:19:31 am »

Continue growing.

Sorry Yoink. No hard feelings?
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When a soldier makes a mistake, one man dies.
When a captain makes a mistake, a dozen men die.
When a commander makes a mistake, a thousand men die.
When an emperor makes a mistake, well, there is a game save for retry.

lordcooper

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #109 on: August 06, 2012, 01:11:35 pm »

Form a pact with the elder turnip gods.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #110 on: August 06, 2012, 01:29:05 pm »

Form a pact with the elder turnip gods.

BE THE ELDER TURNIP GODS
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lordcooper

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #111 on: August 06, 2012, 01:37:33 pm »

 :o
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Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #112 on: August 06, 2012, 01:45:45 pm »

Arrive on mars. Begin using acquired minerals to develop secret underground robot nation.
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zomara0292

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #113 on: August 06, 2012, 02:30:24 pm »

hijack dirg's nutrence supply and take 2 nutrience
plant seed of me in host.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #114 on: August 06, 2012, 03:25:58 pm »

Soar through the wormhole, activate solar panels and chill near the suns.
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killerhellhound

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #116 on: August 06, 2012, 07:41:22 pm »

using magnetic powers steal a dead ringer and rocket launcher from TF2
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MrWillsauce

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #117 on: August 06, 2012, 08:58:52 pm »

Turn the lawn into a communist police state. Put all the babies to work in the nutrient gulag while Jeeves and Alfred annex nearby farms into my glorious country. I appoint killerhellhound as the captain of Willsaucia's army to defend against evil capitalist zombies. Meanwhile I try to find more cigars to smoke  8).
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killerhellhound

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #118 on: August 06, 2012, 10:02:17 pm »

Turn the lawn into a communist police state. Put all the babies to work in the nutrient gulag while Jeeves and Alfred annex nearby farms into my glorious country. I appoint killerhellhound as the captain of Willsaucia's army to defend against evil capitalist zombies. Meanwhile I try to find more cigars to smoke  8).
((thank you sir the lawn shall not fall))
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Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~"*Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-

We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #119 on: August 06, 2012, 11:00:47 pm »

>Copy DNA from all other turnips(just turnips, not the dolphins and such), and assimilate it with my own
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