Develop chitinous exoskeleton.
(6) you grow a chitin exoskeleton, unfortunately you are now too heavy for your drill to carry you
go to the city park and absorb shitloads of nutrients to supply me and my clone.
(6+1)you go to the park and absorb a shitload of nutrients from the manure the zoo dumps there, you are interrupted by tourists and flee self consciously. (2 nutrients gained)
I join ranks with my babies and fire a huge barrage of... whatever my face gun shoots at the zombies.
(4) you join ranks with your offspring who aren't throwing tantrums in order to repel the invading undead with overwhelming force, unfortunately you are out of nutrients and cannot fabricate any sterile seeds to fire, your offspring however use the only nutrient they have and kill two of the invading zombies.
Alfred fires his two rounds into the first and second zombies (6v5,6v6) scoring head shot's on both, the second unfortunately was wearing a rugby helmet at the time.
Jeeves (the second non-mini plant) fires his two rounds at the second zombie (Jeeves 2v3, 6v6) but misses his first shot and is similarly foiled by that damn helmet on his second.
the two mini's fire their one seed each at the third and fourth zombies (6v1+3v4,3v6) one seed passes straight through an eye socket and bounces off the shoulder of the zombie behind it whilst the other shot misses when the zombie slashes at the gun and knocks out its aim.
>ABSORB NUTRIENTS.
(2) your pyramid scheme fails you.
>ABSORB NUTRIENTS.
BECOME PARASITE
ABSORB NUTRIENTS FROM YOINK
(2) you fail to become a parasite, (6) you steal all his present and future nutrients by becoming a symbiotic organism.
enemies:
zombie 1, dead
zombie 2, wearing helmet, attacks mini plant A (5v6) but fails to uproot it.
zombie 3, dead
zombie 4, attacks mini plant B (6v5) manages to strike dealing 1 nutrient damage.
minions:
Alfred: 2 attacks, 0 nutrients
Jeeves: 2 attacks, 0 nutrients
Mini A:1 attack, 0 nutrients
Mini B: 1 attack, -1 nutrients, disabled/starving.
Characters:
LordYoinkPoke 3.5 nutrients.
Yoink: 335% larger than original size, fused with LordSlowPoke.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, is a Carratato ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, steam powered nutrient factory, fused with Yoink.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 5 Mini Gatling turnips +2 Gatling turnips, 0 nutrients.
Sinpwn:Drill-nose land Dolphin, too heavy to move, 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed, lower body is roots, Super hero/villain, owns Gothams central park, produces 500 watts of electricity every hour, distinct lack of eyebrows, 2 nutrients.
ansontan2000: Is a Rose (hasn't bloomed), 5 nutrients
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