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Author Topic: Roll to be a Turnip  (Read 16151 times)

Unholy_Pariah

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Roll to be a Turnip
« on: August 04, 2012, 07:51:41 am »
standard rolls (1d6) kgo
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Quote from: Toaster on July 19, 2014, 07:24:58 pm
Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

Quote from: piecewise on February 03, 2013, 12:28:41 am
And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Yoink

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2012, 08:03:24 am »
>GROW.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2012, 08:05:42 am »
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 08:03:24 am
>GROW.

(5)you grow, you are 25% larger.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 19, 2014, 07:24:58 pm
Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

Quote from: piecewise on February 03, 2013, 12:28:41 am
And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

MrWillsauce

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2012, 08:06:32 am »
Direct roots into Yoink and suck the nutrients from him.
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Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2012, 08:09:02 am »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on August 04, 2012, 08:06:32 am
Direct roots into Yoink and suck the nutrients from him.

(1) not only do you fail to grow roots but you expend nutrients in the attempt you desperately need.
-3 nutrients

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Yoink: 25% larger, 5 nutrients

MrWillsauce: 2 nutrients
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Quote from: Toaster on July 19, 2014, 07:24:58 pm
Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

Quote from: piecewise on February 03, 2013, 12:28:41 am
And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

MrWillsauce

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2012, 08:11:03 am »
Pray for rain.
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2012, 08:12:52 am »
Develop sonar to examine surrounding area.
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2012, 08:15:15 am »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2012, 08:21:38 am »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on August 04, 2012, 08:11:03 am
Pray for rain.
(3)you begin praying.
Quote from: Sinpwn on August 04, 2012, 08:12:52 am
Develop sonar to examine surrounding area.
(3)you begin develop sonar capabilities but are unable to interpret the returning sound waves fast enough.
Quote from: greatorder on August 04, 2012, 08:13:41 am
Grow from the turnip seed that I am.
(2) turns out you aren't a turnip seed... go figure
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 08:15:15 am
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 08:03:24 am
>GROW.
(2)nothing happens.

Characters:
Yoink: 25% larger, 5 nutrients

MrWillsauce: 2 nutrients

Sinpwn: Can Detect sonar, unable to translate. 5 nutrients.

Greatorder: not a turnip seed, 5 nutrients

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Quote from: Toaster on July 19, 2014, 07:24:58 pm
Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

Quote from: piecewise on February 03, 2013, 12:28:41 am
And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

Yoink

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2012, 08:22:22 am »
>ABSORB NUTRIENTS.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Sinpwn

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2012, 08:25:11 am »
Finish learning to interpret sonar.
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Unholy_Pariah

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2012, 08:32:11 am »
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 08:22:22 am
>ABSORB NUTRIENTS.
(4) you absorb some nutrients,  3 nutrients gained.
Quote from: greatorder on August 04, 2012, 08:23:54 am
>ABSORB NUTRIENTS!
>GROW ROOTS
>GROW PASSIVE NUTRIENT CREATORS THAT USE PHOTOSYNTHESIS TO ACHIEVE THIS, AKA: LEAVES
(6+6,6,3) you gain 12 nutrients due to overshoots on both gain nutrients and nutrients gained, your lower body is replace by massive roots, you grow leaves but they lack chloroplasts.
Quote from: Sinpwn on August 04, 2012, 08:25:11 am
Finish learning to interpret sonar.
(6)you learn to interpret sonar so hard you became a dolphin.

Characters:
Yoink: 25% larger, 8 nutrients.

MrWillsauce:2 nutrients.

Sinpwn: Dolphin. 5 nutrients.

Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, useless foliage, 17 nutrients.
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Quote from: Toaster on July 19, 2014, 07:24:58 pm
Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

Quote from: piecewise on February 03, 2013, 12:28:41 am
And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2012, 08:32:40 am »
BE CARROT
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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2012, 08:33:44 am »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2012, 08:35:48 am »
Practice ability to swim through earth and solid rock. explore surroundings.
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