BE RADIATION
FLOOD EVERYTHING
(6) you are extremely intense gamma radiation, (1) you are trapped in a lead lined Dyson sphere with an unstable supernova.
Oshite. Contain the supernova to the solar system it's starting in.
(6) you build a giant lead lined Dyson sphere around the supernova formerly known as lordcooper.
Prove the nonlinearity of time.
(2) time is linear, it just likes to teleport around and impact itself sometimes.
Create something that prevents the space-time-continuum from being destroyed.
Purchase Album mentioned below.
Help people selling albums.
(Is there a limit to how much i can do?)
(1) your anti universal-destruction device turns out to be a universal doomsday device...
(3) you get scammed by Mrwillsauce and end up buying 10,000 copies.
(1) you try to sell some of your excess copies to a nearby alien race but the sheer level of awesome cause their brains to implode.
Produce a kickass album and sell it to the other PCs
(5) you produce a kick ass album and sell it to everyone, Sayaks buys 10,000 copies. (4) some of your asteroids strike earth.
Face TRUE justice! Infinity! Breaker! Drill! destroy the supernova, slowpoke and willsauces album.
(1) you forgot to sharpen your drill arm and it melts in lordcooper, misses slowpoke and is reflected back into your face by the sheer level of awesome that is contained in mrwillsauces album. (-1 face)
Explode MORE.
(4) you cannot explode more due to the dyson sphere containing you so you explode hotter instead and produce immense amounts of
LordSlowpoke gamma rays.
Help Spinal_Taper.
(5) you help spinal_taper by surgically replacing his face (+1 face, spinal_taper)
become an organic tomato spaceship.
(1) retcon... (1) reroll... (1) retry... (1)practice roll..(1) last chance...(6) SUCCESS!!!
You are now an organic tomato spaceship, except you aren't because that would be unfair so you are a mechanical spider jeep instead.
Join in on the Turnip-Ness knowing nothing about the previous events, and be banana tree of evil instead.
(5) you join with no idea what the hell is happening, (5) you are an evil banana tree.
Do something completely random and awesome!!!
(2) you kick yourself in the testicles.
Exploit malleable laws of reality to go outside of existence.
I have to make sure my sign is visible from the outside, after all. No use telling people that they're going to be shot if they're already in the universe.
(3) you go looking for the GM's hidden escape route.
Characters:
ansontan: is a galaxy, Trapped Lordcooper and Lordslowpoke in a Dyson sphere, watching over the universe.
MrWillsauce: is the BareNaked Ladies, igniting suns,Rich from album sales, 50/50 chance of seeding life on earth.
killerhellhound: 80 foot long space dolphin, FTL travel, radiation proof micro-meteor deflecting skin.
Zomara: better than the best that no one ever will be, mechanical spider jeep.
Sinpwn: Biotic combustion thrusters, no trespassing sign, seeking universal escape route.
Trif: prevented the reversal of entropy.
Lordcooper: Dying, Supernova, contained
LordSlowpoke:is Gamma radiation, contained.
Greenstarfanatic: confused,Evil banana tree.
10ebbor10: proved time is linear.
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