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[MaximumZero]

Rorschpunch?

[MaximumZero]

RedKing wants me to facepunch Death. Death and I are still cool, though, for now, so I won't. Yet.

[GlyphGryph]

Ugh, been having my own fight against caffeine. Stupid work, giving soda out for free. Stupid me, staying up late so I'm tired and need it to work. Stupid tea being so delicious. (There was no getting used to it for me, always been delicious since I first tried the good stuff. Coffee still tastes like burnt ass.)

At least I'm not triple-shotting my tea in the morning anymore, I suppose... but I really should cut it down to /just/ the occassional tea.

[MaximumZero]

If you get caffeine headaches, stay the hell away from excedrin. That only prolongs the pain, because it contains caffeine.

[Hanslanda]

So I drink like...

2188ml a day. Or about two thousand calories worth of soda a day.

HANS, Y U NO JIGGLYPUFF!?

Cocaine.

But seriously, I have the metabolism of a severely overactive shrew. I get hungry while I'm eating.

How the...?? I can pack away the food like nobody's business, but damn, bro.

I don't know. It's a little unnerving actually. My LF actually can tell if I'm in a depressed/bad mood by how much I eat: Hilariously overexaggerated portions? Good day. Just like twice what she eats? Depressed.

[MaximumZero]

So I drink like...

2188ml a day. Or about two thousand calories worth of soda a day.

HANS, Y U NO JIGGLYPUFF!?

Cocaine.

But seriously, I have the metabolism of a severely overactive shrew. I get hungry while I'm eating.

How the...?? I can pack away the food like nobody's business, but damn, bro.

I don't know. It's a little unnerving actually. My LF actually can tell if I'm in a depressed/bad mood by how much I eat: Hilariously overexaggerated portions? Good day. Just like twice what she eats? Depressed.

Only four hamburgers, six large fries, a large pizza, two chocolate shakes and five dews? Utterly crushing despair.

[Hanslanda]

So I drink like...

2188ml a day. Or about two thousand calories worth of soda a day.

HANS, Y U NO JIGGLYPUFF!?

Cocaine.

But seriously, I have the metabolism of a severely overactive shrew. I get hungry while I'm eating.

How the...?? I can pack away the food like nobody's business, but damn, bro.

I don't know. It's a little unnerving actually. My LF actually can tell if I'm in a depressed/bad mood by how much I eat: Hilariously overexaggerated portions? Good day. Just like twice what she eats? Depressed.

Only four hamburgers, six large fries, a large pizza, two chocolate shakes and five dews? Utterly crushing despair.

Best quote pyramid ever. We mentioned Jigglypuff, cocaine, and Scooby doo-esque amounts of eating, all within about six posts.

[MaximumZero]

So I drink like...

2188ml a day. Or about two thousand calories worth of soda a day.

HANS, Y U NO JIGGLYPUFF!?

Cocaine.

But seriously, I have the metabolism of a severely overactive shrew. I get hungry while I'm eating.

How the...?? I can pack away the food like nobody's business, but damn, bro.

I don't know. It's a little unnerving actually. My LF actually can tell if I'm in a depressed/bad mood by how much I eat: Hilariously overexaggerated portions? Good day. Just like twice what she eats? Depressed.

Only four hamburgers, six large fries, a large pizza, two chocolate shakes and five dews? Utterly crushing despair.

Best quote pyramid ever. We mentioned Jigglypuff, cocaine, and Scooby doo-esque amounts of eating, all within about six posts.

The only things missing now are strippers, aliens, JFK, nuclear weapons, and nuclear alien stripper JFK.

[Hanslanda]

So I drink like...

2188ml a day. Or about two thousand calories worth of soda a day.

HANS, Y U NO JIGGLYPUFF!?

Cocaine.

But seriously, I have the metabolism of a severely overactive shrew. I get hungry while I'm eating.

How the...?? I can pack away the food like nobody's business, but damn, bro.

I don't know. It's a little unnerving actually. My LF actually can tell if I'm in a depressed/bad mood by how much I eat: Hilariously overexaggerated portions? Good day. Just like twice what she eats? Depressed.

Only four hamburgers, six large fries, a large pizza, two chocolate shakes and five dews? Utterly crushing despair.

Best quote pyramid ever. We mentioned Jigglypuff, cocaine, and Scooby doo-esque amounts of eating, all within about six posts.

The only things missing now are strippers, aliens, JFK, nuclear weapons, and nuclear alien stripper JFK.

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[Knight of Fools]

Eating that many calories a day, you could lift weights and likely become He-Man. Not look like him, become him.


Oddly, when this thread first started up, I had no problem avoiding caffeinated beverages. Queue my family suddenly interested in buying huge amounts of cola and Dr Pepper, and Mom buying me a huge mug for Slurpees (Frozen soda drinks). It's almost getting to the point where I'm sick of the stuff, but I keep drinking it because it has caffeine in it.

[Hanslanda]

Eating that many calories a day, you could lift weights and likely become He-Man. Not look like him, become him.


Oddly, when this thread first started up, I had no problem avoiding caffeinated beverages. Queue my family suddenly interested in buying huge amounts of cola and Dr Pepper, and Mom buying me a huge mug for Slurpees (Frozen soda drinks). It's almost getting to the point where I'm sick of the stuff, but I keep drinking it because it has caffeine in it.

Perhaps I should begin lifting weights. Except I don't have any. :/

[forsaken1111]

Eating that many calories a day, you could lift weights and likely become He-Man. Not look like him, become him.


Oddly, when this thread first started up, I had no problem avoiding caffeinated beverages. Queue my family suddenly interested in buying huge amounts of cola and Dr Pepper, and Mom buying me a huge mug for Slurpees (Frozen soda drinks). It's almost getting to the point where I'm sick of the stuff, but I keep drinking it because it has caffeine in it.

Perhaps I should begin lifting weights. Except I don't have any. :/

There are plenty of weight-free workout regimens using your own body as the weight.

[Reudh]

Wall pushups, for one. Sort of. I don't know.

[Hanslanda]

Ah, like isometrics type stuff.

[MaximumZero]

Ah, like isometrics type stuff.

All of them. Squat thrusts (no giggling,) are my favorite exercise. Well...actual exercise exercise, anyway.