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[Loud Whispers]

Just remember, you never want a slade titan at your base.

Pray to Armok if you do.

Armok's giving out free slade Titans?

[Hurize]

Just remember, you never want a slade titan at your base.

Pray to Armok if you do.

Armok's giving out free slade Titans?

He is, with every can of Whoop-Ass

[Kaiserr]

In masterwork I got a towering tick with platinum scales and web shooting abilities.
Killed my fort of 73 dwarves.

[Sus]

A web-shooting rock sauropod.

Fort population went from 120 to 30 in about ½ h. ‼Fun‼ times...

[Pyro627]

A towering green glass quadruped that shot webs. A majority of my dwarves actually died of dehydration after being trapped in the staircase.

The good news is that he was killed by a massive horde of zombies.

That bad news is that there's a massive horde of zombies in my fortress.

[Noobazzah]

They are obviously helpful and friendly, open all your remaining doors so your dwarves and the zombies can celebrate the victory .

[Pyro627]

They already joined the party on the way down to the caverns. Except for the mayor, annoying parasite he is.

Literally, he's a vampire.

[gyerfry]

Less badass and more hilarious.  It was a giant, furry, fuchsia darkling beetle that emanated an aura of giving and kindness.  Died pretty fast.

[Callista]

A dust-spewing humanoid made of diorite. Killed a dozen axedwarves before I took it down.

[Sus]

...haven't seen any really ‼Fun‼ syndrome-inducing ones though. The best I had was some kind of bleeding-inducing extract that somehow got onto my pasture area. I think it killed a sheep or two.
Why does everybody else keep getting all the face-melting necrosis dust and other ‼Fun‼ stuff? So unfair... 

[Callista]

It's just that when you get an average FB with a syndrome that's non-dramatic, you don't feel the need to post about it on the forums. I mean, "Yawn... giant skinless cockroach with a syndrome that causes dizziness".... what's there to post about? you send your militia at it and it's gone.

[Loud Whispers]

It's just that when you get an average FB with a syndrome that's non-dramatic, you don't feel the need to post about it on the forums. I mean, "Yawn... giant skinless cockroach with a syndrome that causes dizziness".... what's there to post about? you send your militia at it and it's gone.

Then you sigh, smile and say out loud "just another day in the fortress," as you slowly become stark raving mad?

[Hurize]

It's just that when you get an average FB with a syndrome that's non-dramatic, you don't feel the need to post about it on the forums. I mean, "Yawn... giant skinless cockroach with a syndrome that causes dizziness".... what's there to post about? you send your militia at it and it's gone.

Then you sigh, smile and say out loud "just another day in the fortress," as you slowly become stark raving mad?

Then magical lava appears in your fortress

[Ifeno]

Mine:  Crystal Glass Theropod that breathes poisonous vapors that caused necrosis.  I could watch the population decrease.

My friends:  Crystal Glass Gargoyle that shoots icicle spears.

[Iosyn]

Can't really remember. Nothing special, some kind of skinless humanoid. Sent out my ill-equiped military to meet it, decimates them completely-- Then gets taken out by a single stone fall trap.