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Xantalos

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True Dorfs In Other Media
« on: August 03, 2012, 02:04:54 am »
As the title says, what other entities in other media, be it literature, video gaming, or other whatever blargleblah, that have the qualities of a TRUE DORF have you encountered, or have done deeds worthy of the title? Mine is the hero Lian-Chu from the movie Dragon Hunters, who kills a dragon specifically called "The World-Gobbler", a 100 or so-foot tall skeletal dragon that, as it's title suggests, devours the civilized world every 20 years, leaving nothing but ash. Only a few castles remain, apart from the peasants that sprout up in between armageddons. This thing is nigh unkillable, and What does Lian-Chu take on the motherfucker with? A pair of KNITTING NEEDLES. That's right. KNITTING NEEDLES. Bad. Ass. So what's yours, Bay12?
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 05:11:50 am »
Mario counts ?
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 05:41:04 am »
KILL MUSHROOM
GAIN POWER FROM SOUL

Yeah, he counts.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2012, 05:50:42 am »
How come you didn't mention Gimli.

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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2012, 06:11:18 am »
...He's assumed to be there already...or something.
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2012, 06:14:35 am »
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How come you didn't mention Gimli.
Too obvious

Santa is a dorf for not only enslaving Elves, but using them to make useless crafts in true Dwarven fashion.
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2012, 08:04:49 am »
Kurt Russell from Big Trouble in Little China come to mind. I don't know why. There are a lot of other, crazier people, but there's something about ol' Jack Burton that reminds me of Dwarf Fortress.
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2012, 10:25:18 pm »
That engineer in Das Boot, Johan, the guy who breaks in the engine room while they are getting depth charged, shows up all scurvy-toothed and fey as the captain reaches for his gun, returns to duty, makes up for everything by sucking down a cocktail of battery acid and righting the downed boat, only to be blown up as the pull into home. Yep, pretty much Dwarf Fortress. Heroic failure is AWESOME (thank you DJ Lance Rock....).
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2012, 12:12:33 am »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on August 03, 2012, 06:14:35 am
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How come you didn't mention Gimli.
Too obvious

Santa is a dorf for not only enslaving Elves, but using them to make useless crafts in true Dwarven fashion.
That just made my day :p .

Also, dont forget he has a huge beard, live on the north pole, and he kills off children by giving them things like Xbox's, pointless FPS games, and a ton of candy, causing them to sit and do nothing. No, worse then nothing, playing CoD! You fucking go Santa!
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2012, 11:34:19 am »
Quote from: WaffleEggnog on August 04, 2012, 12:12:33 am
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How come you didn't mention Gimli.
Too obvious

Santa is a dorf for not only enslaving Elves, but using them to make useless crafts in true Dwarven fashion.
That just made my day :p .

Also, dont forget he has a huge beard, live on the north pole, and he kills off children by giving them things like Xbox's, pointless FPS games, and a ton of candy, causing them to sit and do nothing. No, worse then nothing, playing CoD! You fucking go Santa!
lol its good thing u r smarter den dose kidz

I'm just waiting for someone to mention the Yogscast so I can kill them. GRAAAAHHH
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2012, 11:37:40 am »
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I'm just waiting for someone to mention the Yogscast so I can kill them. GRAAAAHHH
The Podcast those guys do is pretty hilarious. Not much of a fan of the stuff they post on Youtube but whatever.
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2012, 12:09:20 pm »
Mh, they used to make good stuff, their first episodes of minecraft survival are epic. But then they became true minecraft celebs as the community size exploded.
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2012, 02:07:57 am »
I watched it as a comedy show, and then it started getting old. Didn't hold interest with me for long.


Quote from: WaffleEggnog on August 04, 2012, 12:12:33 am
Also, dont forget he has a huge beard, live on the north pole, and he kills off children by giving them things like Xbox's, pointless FPS games, and a ton of candy, causing them to sit and do nothing. No, worse then nothing, playing CoD! You fucking go Santa!


This. This 100%.
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2012, 08:11:31 pm »
He's not media or anything, but I have a friend who plays Minecraft obsessively and ONLY builds megaconstructions.

I'm trying to get him to start DF, because I know he'd love it.
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Re: True Dorfs In Other Media
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2012, 11:54:35 pm »
How has no one mentioned Scotty yet? Always breaking physics, has a scottish accent, an engineer AND a warrior... the list goes on :D
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