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Author Topic: You are Wizard! [II] - Light is still bright.  (Read 9598 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #90 on: August 09, 2012, 11:49:01 pm »

Where are you putting said heat?
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #91 on: August 09, 2012, 11:49:29 pm »

Into the rock!
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #92 on: August 09, 2012, 11:57:25 pm »

You attempt to remove the heat from the Giant wolves, and with notable effort, manage to both not get mauled to a pulp and freeze one of them, melting the rock in the process from the sudden burst of heat the size of a wolf that is in turn the size of a cow.

There are still 4 left, though.

Alta Neutonsi
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Injuries: Minorly exploded, well-burnt left hand. Still usable, if rather painful.
Status: Not dead (yet)!

Inventory: Pink Hair, Blue clothes, Fortis the Device [Technostaff/Laptop], 1 atom of dark matter, 1 car part, a hunk of dead frozen melted person, 1 punctured enchanted chestplate of undetermined metal.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #93 on: August 09, 2012, 11:58:57 pm »

Transfer all the heat from 2 of them into a third, and then make the biggest exploding laser you can safely make to take out the 4th one
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #94 on: August 10, 2012, 12:02:58 am »

The problem with transferring heat at the current skill level is the lack of moving while doing so, and the wolves aren't going to politely fail to succeed in attack rolls forever (mage fightings are based on spells, everyone else is a d6). You're basically fighting a several bulls with less horns and rage, but more speed and biting of you lethally.
You might want a better tactic.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #95 on: August 10, 2012, 12:03:59 am »

In that case...             just blow everything up!
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #96 on: August 10, 2012, 11:01:00 am »

You combust one of the wolves, and it promptly dashes into you in a panic. It doesn't try to bite you though, so theres just the whole being set on fire thing, so you just keep shooting lasers for awhile, and eventually the laser runs out of wolf and out of fire to power up from. You continue northwards again, wondering what to do; physics isn't exactly a combatant's magic unless you're awesome at it, and those wolves were rather dangerous when you weren't just running away shooting laser light.


Alta Neutonsi
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Physician Wizard (Base+ level)
Injuries: Minorly exploded, well-burnt left hand. Still usable, if rather painful.
Status: Slightly burnt.

Inventory: Pink Hair, Blue clothes, Fortis the Device [Technostaff/Laptop], 1 atom of dark matter, 1 car part, a hunk of dead frozen melted person, 1 punctured enchanted chestplate of undetermined metal.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #97 on: August 10, 2012, 12:21:28 pm »

Head for the nearest town
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #98 on: August 10, 2012, 04:22:42 pm »

Attempt to transfer at least some of the rotational energy of the world into the one of the wolves, if you can still see them. Either we'll fail spectacularly and get some kind of Wild Magic shenanigans, or the wolf will go flying off into the wild blue yonder while the world stops spinning (Or at least slows down a bit). Of course, all this assumes the world is round. And spins. Or maybe it could be a spinning cube. Or other shape.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II]
« Reply #99 on: August 10, 2012, 04:37:59 pm »

You stop, turn back around to the wolves, and attempt to transfer the world's motion into one of the wolves, and close your eyes to focus more. There is a loud, windy noise.


...You wake up in a town, with your feet next to your head and a kid poking you in the arse repeatedly. You don't think you broke anything, but gravity didn't make you any lighter on your way down from turning into a mage-sized spinning top in the clouds, and thus everything, broken or not, is in very heavy pain. You may or maynot be hallucinating about seeing a smirk in the clouds.

Alta Neutonsi
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Injuries: Minorly exploded, well-burnt left hand. Still usable, if rather painful. Possibly broke your everything.
Status: Epic Pain. Upside down, in the 'thrown into the wall awkwardly' position.

Inventory: Pink Hair, Blue clothes, Fortis the Device [Technostaff/Laptop], 1 atom of dark matter (vanished?), 1 car part (broken), a glob of dead thawed melted person, 1 punctured, moderately dented, enchanted chestplate of undetermined metal.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2012, 04:46:13 pm by Aklyon »
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Slap kid with Fortis for poking you in arse and try to stand.
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You fall over, and eventually your arse is back under you and he stops trying to poke it. Trying to stand up is met with more pain and minimal success. At best, you can sit up. You grab fortis and badly scrabble 'Halp' on the temporary touchscreen screen.
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IF you are strong enough to concentrate, use your powers to amplify the vibrations in the air in order to shout louder
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(d6:3)
You are not, but you do manage to activate and max Fortis' volume setting. Eventually someone walks over and offers to either drag you to the doc's for free, or carefully carry you to the doc's in exchange for your clothes. Eventually you notice though your not very focused sight that your helper is either nude or wearing light brown clothing.
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Scribble "Why are you naked on touchscreen"
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