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[Vorthon]

Try increasing friction for one of the pebbles so it can no longer dodge ye hand.

[Furtuka]

Toss the penguin directly at te geomancer so that he flies over rhe pebbles

[Aklyon]

(I keep being distracted by things, this every few days thing isn't on purpose :/)

The penguin, not on the ground, instead gets dripped on by sand upon landing atop the geomancer, who ocntinues to fake sleeping as the penguin rants about the irritation of sand dripping on him. Or at least that what you assume all the squawking is about. You still manage to be evaded by the pebbles in the meantime, more from them catching on fire from the friction than actually dodging as well as before.

[Furtuka]

Move the air/sand near the geomancer around fast enough to make a loud clapping noise.

[Aklyon]

Right before you manage to do so, you end up with a mouthful of sand. While you spit it out, the Geomancer gets up finally.

"You have no sense of subtlety, you know that? You could've just asked me if I was asleep. Now, what do you want, besides setting my pebble detectors on fire and a mouthful of sand?" He asks in an annoyed voice.

[Furtuka]

"Uh we'll meteors are rocks right? This penguin was transformed into his present state by a meteor landing on him, and I was wondering if you might have any idea what caused it and how to fix it"

[Aklyon]

He looks at the note, and then hurls the punguin at you, along with a cloud of dust from the impact of his foot with the ground beneath Sir Waddles the Third, Esquire.
"I don't fix thieves. You can have the theif-turned penguin as far as I care. Would you care for some tea though? Theres more to talk about if you are patient enough, Physician."

[Furtuka]

Have tea. Make a note in your labtop to go have a backpack made that you can carry the penguin in

[Aklyon]

You have tea, while he talks. This takes quite awhile, due to him usually just talking to the cave, lasting about a dozen cups. He talks of earthquakes, and their effects on his construction. He talks of Astronomancer-conjured meteors, and their effects on the impactee if there is one (There usually is several impactees and varied effects, Astronomology is not precise.). He talks of potatoes, and thier invasiveness on his sleep, with their dislodging of dirt to grow underground. He talks of water and its penchant to forcibly evacuate him during the rare hurricane. He talks of polite rocks. Of stubborn rocks. Of rocks that had been stuffed into portable holes. Of rocks that had hit him in the face during an inverted-world event (Which he swears is not his fault, he is not a metamancer). Of 4D rocks, which apparently were understandable only when talking within range of both a Physician and an Astronomancer as well as him.

He then eventually forgets you are there, and talks about his adult adventures with one of the nice-looking watermancers you passed on the street above. THen, realizing you are indeed still there, the atmosphere gets increasingly awkward, eventually ending up with two drunk wizards, a weirded out geomancer, and a temporarily dented penguin due to you having fallen asleep on him. You quickly retreat back up the steps before he notices you leaving, ignoring anything not within arms reach of you or still attached besides Sir Waddles the Third, Esquire.
Alta Neutonsi, They who withstood the endurance test of listening to a Geomantic Monologue without sleeping through it.
Gender: Both
Physician Wizard (Intermediate Novice level), Geomancer (Dabbling, Untrained)
Status: In tune with your surrounding physicality (physics magic success buff, acquired from nudity)

Inventory: Pink Hair, Nudity, Fortis the Device [Technostaff/Laptop], The Penguin Sir Waddles the Third, Esquire.

[Furtuka]

Realize that your underwear has mysteriously dissapeared

[Aklyon]

You notice that your underwear is gone.



You also notice that you feel more likely to do physics right, so you ignore the above for magery!

[Furtuka]

Mess about with photons to give yourself magic nonexistent clothes

[Aklyon]

You succeed in making photonic clothing, but making clothes out of light makes it somewhat hard to see, and you walk into a pyromancer, who steals your photons as part of a fire blast, which leaves you back where you started with more confusion. You're pretty sure you haven't left Riin though, so what else do you do in town?
Alta Neutonsi, They who withstood the endurance test of listening to a Geomantic Monologue without sleeping through it.
Gender: Both
Physician Wizard (Intermediate Novice level), Geomancer (Dabbling, Untrained)
Status: In tune with your surrounding physicality (physics magic success buff, acquired from nudity) Partially blinded (temp)

Inventory: Pink Hair, Nudity, The afterimage of photonic clothing, Fortis the Device [Technostaff/Laptop], The Penguin Sir Waddles the Third, Esquire.

[Furtuka]

Obtain quests

[Vorthon]

Physics up some exotic matter. For the lulz.