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Author Topic: You are Wizard! [II] - Light is still bright.  (Read 9595 times)

Aklyon

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You consider asking the obvious, but that can come later when you're sure of one or the other. You badly scrawl 'Name?' on Fortis. They reply by saying 'Tomrog'
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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Eh just take their offer.
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Eventually, you're better, and you find Tomrog. He thanks you for the clothes, and explains that he had a choice between getting his house reverted from its marshmellow'd state caused by a rogue transmutation alchemist or buying replacement clothes instead, and he'd chosen the house. He gives you a piece of underwear and mentions that you don't owe the doctor anything. You clear off Fortis' screen, and find the town cartographer, who tells you that this is the town of Riin, far south of Pot, east of Reyk Figaro, and home to the world's (self-proclaimed) best non-wizard doctor.

He also mentions:
The Moist Barrel, a badly named tavern in the south part of town
Several shops
A Geomancer, in his underground tower near the town square
A meteor spotted crashing to the east.
Yonder Forest spotted within sight of the town a week ago

Alta Neutonsi
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Physician Wizard (Intermediate Novice level)
Status: Fine

Inventory: Pink Hair, White underwear, Fortis the Device [Technostaff/Laptop], 1 car part (broken), a glob of dead thawed melted person, 1 punctured, moderately dented, enchanted chestplate of undetermined metal.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Vorthon

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Wait. There's a meteor crashing to the ground, right now? This should be investigated, because stuff hitting other stuff is physics in action!
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Aklyon

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You dash (as fast as a not entirely fit physician wizard can dash after laying in a house for a couple weeks), towards the meteor's location mentioned to you. Instead, you find a penguin, and a note.

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Help! I've been struck by a meteor and can't get out of this penguin form!

-Vwan the Shiftry Transmuter.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #110 on: August 10, 2012, 07:02:42 pm »

Fold note into a paper hat and place it on the penguin. Commence giggling.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #111 on: August 10, 2012, 07:05:50 pm »

:P

You pick up the penguin and walk back to Riin, giggling the whole way.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #112 on: August 10, 2012, 07:07:18 pm »

Make penguin your sidekick until you find him a cure
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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #113 on: August 10, 2012, 07:44:48 pm »

Name him Sir Waddles the Third, Esquire. Just because.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #114 on: August 12, 2012, 09:56:53 am »

You name him thus, and continue to wander through Riin for a lack of ideas on what to do.

There still is:
The Moist Barrel, a badly named tavern in the south part of town
Several shops
A Geomancer, in his underground tower near the town square
Yonder Forest spotted within sight of the town a week ago

Alta Neutonsi
Gender: Both
Physician Wizard (Intermediate Novice level)
Status: Fine

Inventory: Pink Hair, White underwear, Fortis the Device [Technostaff/Laptop], The Penguin Sir Waddles the Third, Esquire, 1 broken car part, a glob of dead thawed melted person, 1 punctured, moderately dented, enchanted chestplate of undetermined metal.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #115 on: August 12, 2012, 02:20:32 pm »

Go see the Geomancer. The idea of an underground tower intrigues me.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #116 on: August 12, 2012, 06:31:58 pm »

ASk around if any known metamancers live nearby
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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #117 on: August 14, 2012, 01:08:38 pm »

After finding a lack of metamancers, you find the Geomancer, who is both asleep and not asleep. Asleep, because he's laying on the floor with his eyes closed and generally looks asleep.

Not asleep, because you tripped over several pebbles that moved in your way deliberately on the way down.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #118 on: August 14, 2012, 01:11:26 pm »

Try grabbing one of the pebbles.
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Re: You are Wizard! [II] - Penguin!
« Reply #119 on: August 14, 2012, 01:14:29 pm »

It dodges ye hand.
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