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[Kaiserr]

LOL game so far.

Object loudly

[5]YOU OBJECT LOUDLY.
NOT SURE WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT.

STAB SPINAL TAPER IN TEH FACE FOR RHYMING.

REPEATEDLY.

[6]YOU STAB SPINAL TAPER IN "TEH" FACE WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE REPEATEDLY.
HOWEVER,UPON DOING SO YOUR ARM ACCELERATES SO MUCH YOU CAN'T STOP STABBING.
YOUR ARM MAKES STABBING MOTIONS SO FAST IT PHASES OUT OF THE 3RD DIMENSION INTO THE 4TH,FLOATING IN A WORLD OF DARK MATTER.NOW YOU ONLY HAVE ONE ARM.HAHA.
ALSO,RHYMING KITTEN HITLER IS ALMOST DEAD.

[Dirg]

HAUNT RHYMING KITTEN HITLER AND CONVINCE IT TO SET ITSELF ON FIRE.

[Kaiserr]

HAUNT RHYMING KITTEN HITLER AND CONVINCE IT TO SET ITSELF ON FIRE.

[4]YOU CAN'T SEEM TO CONVINCE HIM TO SET HIMSELF ON FIRE,PROBABLY DUE TO THE FACT HE'S A DUMB KITTEN AND DOESN'T HAVE OPERATIONAL THUMBS.HOWEVER,A ROOSTER DOES EAT HIM WHICH IS GOOD.

Deathlist:

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Rhyming Kitten Hitler,AKA SpinalTaper

[LordSlowpoke]

ALLY WITH ROOSTERS

[Greenstarfanatic]

TURN INTO RAMBOOOOO

BWWWAARGHRFUT

[Kaiserr]

ALLY WITH ROOSTERS

[4]YOU RALLY THE ELITES OF THE ROOSTER COUNCIL AND DISCUSS BECOMING ALLIES.
THEY DISAGREE,BUT OFFER A CEASEFIRE BETWEEN YOU AND THE ROOSTERS.

TURN INTO RAMBOOOOO

BWWWAARGHRFUT

[1]NO.

[Greenstarfanatic]

...MAYGUH MAHN?

PEW PEW?

[Kaiserr]

...MAYGUH MAHN?

PEW PEW?

[6]THE GM CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR WISH,BUT HE DOES TURN YOU INTO A JAR OF MAYONNAISE.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Un-MAYONAISE SELF.

BECOME MEGA MAN. PEW PEW.

[Kaiserr]

Un-MAYONAISE SELF.

BECOME MEGA MAN. PEW PEW.

[1]YOU TURN INTO A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP.
WOW.
BEST SHAPE-SHIFTER EVER.

[Greenstarfanatic]

TURN INTO BOTTLE OF MUSTARD THAT LOOKS LIKE RAMBO AND FIGHTS LIKE BWAAAARGH SO IT MUST BE MEGA MAN.

SOMEHOW.

[Kaiserr]

TURN INTO BOTTLE OF MUSTARD THAT LOOKS LIKE RAMBO AND FIGHTS LIKE BWAAAARGH SO IT MUST BE MEGA MAN.

SOMEHOW.

[1]YOU COMBUST AND THEN VIOLENTLY REFORM INTO A DEFORMED RAMBO-LIKE MONSTER WITH A MUSTARD BOTTLE AS A LEFT HAND AND 3 EYES,AS WELL AS A LIMP LEG AND YOU SHAMBLE AROUND THE ARENA WITH 1 DEMONIC WING.
YOU ARE NOW A MONSTER.

[LordSlowpoke]

ACCEPT CEASEFIRE

CHALLENGE NEAREST MONSTER TO A GAME OF CHESS

[Greenstarfanatic]

The RNG hates me right now...

Uhh...ACTUALLY BECOME GLADIATOR.

[Kaiserr]

ACCEPT CEASEFIRE

CHALLENGE NEAREST MONSTER TO A GAME OF CHESS

[3]YOU ONLY ARE IN POSSESSION OF CHECKERS,BUT YOU DO CHALLENGE A MELTED ROOSTER TO A GAME OF CHECKERS.

The RNG hates me right now...

Uhh...ACTUALLY BECOME GLADIATOR.

[4]YOU SUCCEED IN BECOMING GLADIATOR...AND BY GLADIATOR I MEAN RUSSELL CROWE.