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[Kaiserr]

Defuse situation with dapperness. Beatings may be involved.

[3]
ALTHOUGH YOU ATTEMPT TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION,YOU ONLY MAKE THEM PAUSE FOR A MOMENT BEFORE CONTINUING.

LETS END IT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
HOW APPROPRIATE, YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
ATTACKING ME? THAT, I WILL NOW ALLOW!
IT'S OVER, DIRG! TAKE A BOW!

[5]
YOU CONVINCE DIRG TO JOIN YOUR SIDE,AND HE BECOMES A RHYME NAZI.

DROWN ARENA IN THE TEARS OF MY AGONY.

RHYME NAZIS DON'T CRY,MAGGOT!

[Dirg]

I CAN'T RHYME ANY TIME, MUST TAKE HONORABLE WAY OUT, WITH a TROUT.

[Kaiserr]

I CAN'T RHYME ANY TIME, MUST TAKE HONORABLE WAY OUT, WITH a TROUT.

[6]YOU SLAP YOURSELF WITH A TROUT...AN !!EXPLOSIVE!! TROUT.
ENTRAILS SCATTER AS YOU SCREAM RHYMING OBSCENITIES.

[Spinal_Taper]

NOW THEN, VOLTRON.
HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR GAME ON?
YOU AND ME PUNK, YOU'VE GOT ONE IN MILLION!
I'MMA BEAT YOU TILL YOU BLEED VERMILLION!

[Kaiserr]

NOW THEN, VOLTRON.
HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR GAME ON?
YOU AND ME PUNK, YOU'VE GOT ONE IN MILLION!
I'MMA BEAT YOU TILL YOU BLEED VERMILLION!

[1]REALIZING YOU CAN'T BLEED VERMILLION,YOU SCRATCH YOUR HEAD IN CONFUSION.
MEANWHILE,VOLTRON LEAPS AT YOU AND BEATS YOUR SKULL WITH HIS HAMMER OF ARMOK.
KITTENS FLY OUT OF IT AND CLAW YOUR FACE.

[Spinal_Taper]

NO SURENDER? THATS REALLY A SHAME.
NOW, YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME.
HOWS THAT FACE?
I HOPE IT'LL LOOK BETTER AFTER A NICE MAIM.

[Kaiserr]

NO SURENDER? THATS REALLY A SHAME.
NOW, YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME.
HOWS THAT FACE?
I HOPE IT'LL LOOK BETTER AFTER A NICE MAIM.

[2]OH NO,YOUR RHYMING DIDN'T PLEASE THE GM AND HE TURNED YOU INTO A KITTEN!

[Spinal_Taper]

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
TURN ME BACK
I NEED TO GIVE VOLTRON A SMACK
I MEAN MEOW MEOW MEOW.

[Kaiserr]

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
TURN ME BACK
I NEED TO GIVE VOLTRON A SMACK
I MEAN MEOW MEOW MEOW.

[1]YOUR RHYMING PISSES EVERYONE OFF SO MUCH,SOME ROOSTERS DECIDE TO CUT OUT YOUR VOCAL CORDS.
FINALLY.

[Spinal_Taper]

FREE TO RHYME, VOCAL CHORDS NOT NECESSARY!
EVEN WITHOUT THEM, MY RHYMES BE MERRY!
SO YEAH, TURN ME BACK, YOU HAIRY FAIRY.

[Kaiserr]

FREE TO RHYME, VOCAL CHORDS NOT NECESSARY!
EVEN WITHOUT THEM, MY RHYMES BE MERRY!
SO YEAH, TURN ME BACK, YOU HAIRY FAIRY.

NOTHING HAPPENS,AS YOU CAN ONLY THINK THE RHYMES...

(IRL:I think I just twisted my ankle bad,typing this fast.Keep posting,may go to doctor.Can't put weight on ankle.)

[Spinal_Taper]

Wait, you type with your feet? That's badass.
Also, cat hitler finds a regeneration chamber.

[Kaiserr]

Wait, you type with your feet? That's badass.

Sigged.
And no,I made an error in my phrasing.
Putting this on break for a bit.

[Fireiy]

LOL game so far.

Object loudly

[Greenstarfanatic]

STAB SPINAL TAPER IN TEH FACE FOR RHYMING.

REPEATEDLY.