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[Spinal_Taper]

I find this rooster quite fowl
Rip its head off, grabbing at the jowl.

[Kaiserr]

I find this rooster quite fowl
Rip its head off, grabbing at the jowl.

[3]THE GM HATES YOUR POEMS NOW.
AS A RESULT,HE ONLY LETS YOU BREAK ITS NECK.

[6V4]THE ROOSTER ATTEMPTS TO BREATHE FIRE.
IT DOES SO,CAUSING ANOTHER SEMI-NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.
LUCKILY,YOU ARE ONLY SINGED MILDLY.

[Dirg]

GRAB BIGGEST AXE OFF WALL AND CHARGE INTO FRAY. CLEARLY NOT OVERCOMPENSATING WITH HUGE AXE.

[Kaiserr]

GRAB BIGGEST AXE OFF WALL AND CHARGE INTO FRAY. CLEARLY NOT OVERCOMPENSATING WITH HUGE AXE.

[2]YOU GRAB THE AXE,BUT ITS TOO HEAVY AND YOU FALL OVER.
"The Dirg falls over,jamming the spine!
YOUR SPINE IS SNAPPED INHALF.
GOOD JOB.

[Spinal_Taper]

That GM, grr, we'll show em!
We just have to write a longer poem
Rhymes, yeah, we know 'em.
The real question is if we can flow 'em.
I don't want to just throw 'em
Hmm...

GM, you must be pretty snooty,
If you don't think this poem is a beauty.
Yeah, poetry's a wee bit fruity,
But on this thread, it's my duty!

[Dirg]

CAN'T FIGHT WITH BODY, SO FIGHT WITH MIND! DEVELOP PSYCHIC POWERS.

[Kaiserr]

CAN'T FIGHT WITH BODY, SO FIGHT WITH MIND! DEVELOP PSYCHIC POWERS.
[5]YOU SUCCEED.
YOU ARE NOW A MASTER PSIONIC.

That GM, grr, we'll show em!
We just have to write a longer poem
Rhymes, yeah, we know 'em.
The real question is if we can flow 'em.
I don't want to just throw 'em
Hmm...

GM, you must be pretty snooty,
If you don't think this poem is a beauty.
Yeah, poetry's a wee bit fruity,
But on this thread, it's my duty!

[1]GM HATES YOUR POEM.
SUNDERS YOUR GOLEM.

[DrVoltron]

produce yourself a grand moustache,
find a dandy monocle, and
Culture those viewers in a flash.

[Kaiserr]

produce yourself a grand moustache,
find a dandy monocle, and
Culture those viewers in a flash.

[6]YOU BECOME SO DAPPER,TIME IS RIPPED APART.
RIFT IN SPACE NOW IN MIDDLE OF ARENA.

[Dirg]

USE PSYCHIC POWERS TO LEVITATE. RAIN DOWN PSYCHIC FURY FROM SKY.

[Spinal_Taper]

He can't control me!
Go for a backstab, all TF2.
Then, hear a pew pew pew.
Oh nice, it's my crew.

[Kaiserr]

USE PSYCHIC POWERS TO LEVITATE. RAIN DOWN PSYCHIC FURY FROM SKY.

[4]
SUCCEED IN LEVITATING.
[2]
...BUT FAIL AT PSYCHIC FURY,CAUSING MAJOR HEADACHE.
NOSEBLEED.

He can't control me!
Go for a backstab, all TF2.
Then, hear a pew pew pew.
Oh nice, it's my crew.

[4]YOU TRIED TO BACKSTAB A ROOSTER.
IT WORKED.
[6]YOUR CREW ARRIVES.
ACTUALLY,THE WHOLE MILITARY ARRIVES.

[DrVoltron]

Enter the rift,
leave the crowd all miffed,
for it is a gift,
from Armok to give us a lift!

EDIT: Poop, ninja'd.

[Kaiserr]

Enter the rift,
leave the crowd all miffed,
for it is a gift,
from Armok to give us a lift!

EDIT: Poop, ninja'd.

[4]YOU ENTER THE RIFT.
YOU EMERGE FROM IT HOLDING ARMOK'S HAMMER OF BLOOD AND KITTENS.

[Dirg]

TURN BLOOD FROM NOSE INTO BLADE WITH PSYCHIC POWERS. MAKE WITH THE HACK AND SLASH.