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[Kaiserr]

(Another ill-developed RTD)

YOU IN ARENA
YOU ARE GLADIATOR
SEE OTHER PEOPLE
MUST FIGHT
SURROUNDED BY ROOSTERS

WHAT DO?

[Spinal_Taper]

My my, this is a pickle we're in.
Good thing that working out has made us incredibly thin.
With a sly look and a cheeky grin,
Get out of here, Making sure to grab our twin.

[Kaiserr]

My my, this is a pickle we're in.
Good thing that working out has made us incredibly thin.
With a sly look and a cheeky grin,
Get out of here, Making sure to grab our twin.

[4]
YOU CREATE A WITTY POEM.
GM IS AMUSED AND GIVES YOU WINGS.

[Spinal_Taper]

Utilizing our new wings,
Soar into the sky, abandoning earthly things
Then rescue our brother,
Because we never forget each other.
Escape afterwards, we singing, while he sings.
(I can do this all night,
At least until I run out of fight.
But, for now I'm doing alright.)

[Kaiserr]

Utilizing our new wings,
Soar into the sky, abandoning earthly things
Then rescue our brother,
Because we never forget each other.
Escape afterwards, we singing, while he sings.
(I can do this all night,
At least until I run out of fight.
But, for now I'm doing alright.)

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You remind me of one of my cousins

[1]YOU ATTEMPT FLY.
FALL ON FACE,BREAK NOSE.

[Spinal_Taper]

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You remind me of one of my cousins

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Is that good or bad?

Ignoring the pain,
Our wings shall flap one more
Altitude we will gain,
We will get off of the floor

[Kaiserr]

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You remind me of one of my cousins

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Is that good or bad?

Ignoring the pain,
Our wings shall flap one more
Altitude we will gain,
We will get off of the floor

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BOTH

[6]YOU JUMP AND FLAP YOUR WINGS EXTREMELY FAST,SOARING HIGH INTO THE SKY.
YOU PIERCE THE ATMOSPHERE AND HURL INTO SPACE,GETTING HIT BY A COMET.
YOUR WINGS ARE DESTROYED AND YOUR SKIN ON YOUR FACE IS RIPPED OFF.
NICE JOB.

[Spinal_Taper]

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Huh. Shrug.

Thinking quickly, the comet we will devour
No matter it takes mere moments or an hour.
Though the tidings seem quite sour,
We shall use it, and absorb it's power!

[Kaiserr]

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Huh. Shrug.

Thinking quickly, the comet we will devour
No matter it takes mere moments or an hour.
Though the tidings seem quite sour,
We shall use it, and absorb it's power!

[1]YOU SWALLOW COMET.EXPLODES INSIDE.
ENTRAILS SCATTERED IN SPACE,HEAD FALLS BACK TO EARTH.

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Random.org hates you

[Spinal_Taper]

Curses, damn these dice!
Why won't they just play nice?
Fine, hurtle back to earth,
We can take the entry heat, it's just a little spice!
Laugh through it, cover the pain with mirth.
Get back down there, prove out worth!
((1-1-2-1-2-2 dosen't seem TI be a good rhyming structure.))

[Kaiserr]

Curses, damn these dice!
Why won't they just play nice?
Fine, hurtle back to earth,
We can take the entry heat, it's just a little spice!
Laugh through it, cover the pain with mirth.
Get back down there, prove out worth!
((1-1-2-1-2-2 dosen't seem TI be a good rhyming structure.))

[6] YOU ENRAGE THE DICE.
YOU HURTLE BACK TO EARTH,FASTER THAN EXPECTED.
SO FAST ACTUALLY,YOU SLAM INTO ARENA WITH FORCE OF NUCLEAR BOMB.
BOOM.

[Spinal_Taper]

WELL, THE OTHER COMPETITORS ARE ALL DEAD.
WE ARE STILL PLAYING, DO WE WIN INSTEAD?
IF ONE HAS TO HAVE A BODY TO WIN,
CREATE A GOLEM, CRAFTED OF TIN.

[Kaiserr]

WELL, THE OTHER COMPETITORS ARE ALL DEAD.
WE ARE STILL PLAYING, DO WE WIN INSTEAD?
IF ONE HAS TO HAVE A BODY TO WIN,
CREATE A GOLEM, CRAFTED OF TIN.

[3]YOU MORPH YOURSELF INTO A GOLEM MADE OF TIN...COVERED IN MANURE.

[Spinal_Taper]

Abandon this filthy body,
Posess the ruined arena.
The old one was kinda shoddy.
(No really, what are the win conditions?)

[Kaiserr]

Abandon this filthy body,
Posess the ruined arena.
The old one was kinda shoddy.
(No really, what are the win conditions?)

(Lol,be the only one surviving.)
[2]BUT THE ROOSTERS...

[4] A ROOSTER RIPS OFF SOME OF YOUR TIN,CHEWS THE MANURE,AND SPITS IT ON YOUR EYES.