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Author Topic: Curiosity Mission: Shutting Down 2016  (Read 138059 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #300 on: August 07, 2012, 02:56:38 pm »

I'm just hoping they remembered to equip it with an external speaker and a recording of Slim Whitman.
LOL >.<
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #301 on: August 07, 2012, 03:14:52 pm »

It will depend on how they word it.

Life found on other planets!: No.

Potential terrorists found on other planets!: Yes.

MARSERRISM!
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #302 on: August 07, 2012, 03:17:52 pm »

So what if we discover hard evidence of life? Think NASA will get a fund boost?
If you want to get the fundie Christians onboard, just tell them that out there in the universe lie billions of aliens who haven't yet had the chance to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior. KA-CHING!
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #303 on: August 07, 2012, 03:20:25 pm »

It will depend on how they word it.

Life found on other planets!: No.

Potential terrorists found on other planets!: Yes.

MARSERRISM!
1. Terrorism is derived from teror from the similair latin word for fear. Not from Terra
2. That would imply them targetting Earth, not us.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #304 on: August 07, 2012, 03:20:48 pm »

It will depend on how they word it.

Life found on other planets!: No.

Potential terrorists found on other planets!: Yes.

Hahahahahahhah i would fall of chair from laughter if i didnt have support in my chair.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #305 on: August 07, 2012, 03:24:18 pm »

So what if we discover hard evidence of life? Think NASA will get a fund boost?
If you want to get the fundie Christians onboard, just tell them that out there in the universe lie billions of aliens who haven't yet had the chance to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior. KA-CHING!
Unfortunately, I get the feeling that the fundies would use the passage in the Bible about all life being subservient to humans meaning we can enslave aliens without moral consequence.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #306 on: August 07, 2012, 03:24:49 pm »

So what if we discover hard evidence of life? Think NASA will get a fund boost?
If you want to get the fundie Christians onboard, just tell them that out there in the universe lie billions of aliens who haven't yet had the chance to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior. KA-CHING!
DON'T GIVE THEM THAT IDEA!

Unless...do you think we could pack a few dozen spaceships full of fundies (of all faiths) and try to get them to convert the sun, by laying on hands?
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #307 on: August 07, 2012, 03:26:07 pm »

So what if we discover hard evidence of life? Think NASA will get a fund boost?
If you want to get the fundie Christians onboard, just tell them that out there in the universe lie billions of aliens who haven't yet had the chance to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior. KA-CHING!
DON'T GIVE THEM THAT IDEA!

Unless...do you think we could pack a few dozen spaceships full of fundies (of all faiths) and try to get them to convert the sun, by laying on hands?
We could save costs by leaving out the ships. God will protect the faithfull.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #308 on: August 07, 2012, 03:26:58 pm »

So what if we discover hard evidence of life? Think NASA will get a fund boost?
If you want to get the fundie Christians onboard, just tell them that out there in the universe lie billions of aliens who haven't yet had the chance to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior. KA-CHING!
DON'T GIVE THEM THAT IDEA!

Unless...do you think we could pack a few dozen spaceships full of fundies (of all faiths) and try to get them to convert the sun, by laying on hands?
We could save costs by leaving out the ships. God will protect the faithfull.
We are just going to build a giant catapult and fling them into the sun? I'd be totally okay with that.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #309 on: August 07, 2012, 03:29:20 pm »

Well, according to certain groups, gravity doesn't exist, and instead Gods pushes people down. If we just give the pointy hats, like rockets, they'll float up on their own.

Besides, Catapults are outdated. Trebuchets are much more fun. Can shoot a lot at once.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #310 on: August 07, 2012, 03:31:12 pm »

It will depend on how they word it.

Life found on other planets!: No.

Potential terrorists found on other planets!: Yes.
No, no, no, no, no. It's not 2001. NASA would probably find a resource-rich country with a dictatorship in power.

The time for the bloodthirsty illegitimate Martian regime is up! Long live the Free Martian Army!
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this means that a donation of 30 dollars to a developer that did not deliver would equal 4.769*10^-14 hitlers stolen from you
that's like half a femtohitler
and that is terrible
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #311 on: August 07, 2012, 03:34:27 pm »

So what if we discover hard evidence of life? Think NASA will get a fund boost?
If you want to get the fundie Christians onboard, just tell them that out there in the universe lie billions of aliens who haven't yet had the chance to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior. KA-CHING!
Unfortunately, I get the feeling that the fundies would use the passage in the Bible about all life being subservient to humans meaning we can enslave aliens without moral consequence.
Great! They'll donate even more money. Not my fault if the 1st Interstellar Crusade Armada gets shoddy telemmetry data after all that R&D work has been done...
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #312 on: August 07, 2012, 03:40:26 pm »

It will depend on how they word it.

Life found on other planets!: No.

Potential terrorists found on other planets!: Yes.

MARSERRISM!
1. Terrorism is derived from teror from the similair latin word for fear. Not from Terra
2. That would imply them targetting Earth, not us.

O<-- The joke.
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #313 on: August 07, 2012, 03:43:00 pm »

Well, according to certain groups, gravity doesn't exist, and instead Gods pushes people down. If we just give the pointy hats, like rockets, they'll float up on their own.

Besides, Catapults are outdated. Trebuchets are much more fun. Can shoot a lot at once.
We could attach magnets to their sides and shoot them from a rail cannon...
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Re: Curiosity Mission: TOUCHDOWN, SCREW MARTIAN ATMO, PARTY TIME LAW DECLARED
« Reply #314 on: August 07, 2012, 03:46:29 pm »

O<-- The joke.
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O<-- The hyperbole
<---- You missing it
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