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Yeah, start anew.

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Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

4 (33.3%)

Nah, let's keep going.

2 (16.7%)

Nah, just kill this.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sigh and grumble. Look for test subjects to release my irritation on. PC, NPC, doesn't matter. No giant talking dolls, though. He's a "friend".

Once locates, attack him/her, Karkat with his fists or whatever, me with my stick. Aim to incapacitate rather than kill.

[Yoink]

Tara scowled, grumbled and wiped the non-existent tears from her eyes, then tightened her grip on the pipe.
Her mascara-clad eyes scanned the surroundings with ever-increasing irritation. There would be no more tears. It was time to take matters into her own hands. Well, again. She hefted the pipe in one hand, took up her handbag on the other shoulder, then marched over to the nearest person...
"Right, you! Have you seen, um, Nacho around here? Y'know, like, the big crazy wrestler guy with the mask? Where is he?! Talk quickly!"

>Approach the nearest person, waggle my blood-spattered pipe and them and demand to know Fernando's whereabouts.
If they fail to direct me to them, kneecap them with the pipe and ask again.

>If anyone should be so nasty as to attack me, whack 'em over the head. Worked last time, and people seem to come back around here anyway.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Sigh and grumble. Look for test subjects to release my irritation on. PC, NPC, doesn't matter. No giant talking dolls, though. He's a "friend".

Once locates, attack him/her, Karkat with his fists or whatever, me with my stick. Aim to incapacitate rather than kill.

((Heh. Lemme clear some things up for you. He's no longer a doll, he's definitely a humanoid creature. He's equipped with a sickle called 'Holmes Smell Ya Later', and that 'stick' you have is probably going to break if you try to hit someone with it. It's not exactly meant for it. I thought you'd have figured out what it was by now.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

1. Oh. That requires a slight change of terminology.

2. I thought that meant "I'm not telling you!"

3a. Good to know its sturdiness or lack thereof.
3b. OOC, I'm pretty sure it turns into a new minion somehow. IC, I can't think of anything that would clue me into such. I'll wait to see if you can think of something I've forgotten before posting a new(ish) action, though.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Well, all I can say is that the stick definitely doesn't do that.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, I'd like to know why you said

I thought you'd have figured out what it was by now.))

Is there a clue I missed, or is it supposed to be "obvious" but I didn't do the right thing yet?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Picking up the Stick, you feel an amazing sensation course through your body, definitely invigorating you! It feels almost as if you're connected to the stick...

((This is what I meant. To be honest, it's not too clear, but maybe you could figure it out.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Picking up the Stick, you feel an amazing sensation course through your body, definitely invigorating you! It feels almost as if you're connected to the stick...

((This is what I meant. To be honest, it's not too clear, but maybe you could figure it out.))

I can think of a dozen possibilities for what that could mean, none particularly more likely than the others or quite crazy enough for this game.

Spoiler: Twelve Example Possibilities (click to show/hide)

1. It will resurrect me if I die.
2. The stick somehow counts as part of my body.
3. Magic. It's a magic wand.
4. It will prevent me from becoming exhausted.
5. It creates connections of some sort between me and people/things.
6. The stick grants some kind of specific ability which is channeled through the stick.
7. The stick can be telekinetically controlled by me.
8. I can manifest some aspect (e.g, voice, body part, etc) through the stick.
9. My senses can work as though I was at the stick.
10. The stick heals me.
11. The stick cannot be brought more than X distance from me or vise versa.
12. The stick draws on my energy to power some ability.

But now for the action.

Sigh and grumble. Look for test subjects to release my irritation on. PC, NPC, doesn't matter. No former talking dolls, though. He's a "friend".

Once located, attack him/her, me with my golden knuckles, Karkat with Holmes. Aim to incapacitate but not kill.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((It is indeed one of those things.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Really? Huh.
Also: Gee, helpful.))

[GraveHaunter92]

"(Incoherent Spanish Yelling)"
Barrel through the half naked man's shield in an attempt to tackle him through the environment!

[SquatchHammer]

Hmmm, me thinks I need a hard a solid object to protect me. START TEARING THE WALLS APART FROM MY LIVER WIELDING GLADIUS BLADE!!! Starts bodily slamming his liver thats wielding the weapon into the wall. While saying in a Patric Stewart voice LIVER!!!!  MAKE IT SO!!!!!

Spoiler: OCC (click to show/hide)

Starters, I figured that since my character is HEAVILY based off a comic book character, he should talk in Comic Sans. Second, for some reason when ever I figure the color of Patric Stewart's voice would be a solid dark blue for some reason. Third, I have no fucking clue what will happen at this point. Honestly I dont know if green is only trying to kill of my character first then having a laugh at it, or killing him off after he sees how far I will go with him. Either way I would like to know.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Okay, first of all, your character is...rather confusing. I realize he's based off of Deadpool, but even then, this a bit over the top, even for him. Secondly, I'm not trying to kill anyone off. That wouldn't be right as a GM. The dice just don't seem to like you.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Maybe they take the first half of this name too seriously?))

[Greenstarfanatic]

"ah yes"
I attempt a complex dance routine inspired by Gaudi.

[5] Dance-dance-dance, dancy-dancy-dance, doo-dee-doo...

The really-not-so-complex little jig you perform, still a bagel, appeases the bagel gods enough to transform you back into a human! Oh! And with a free bagel! Yum!

"Hrm... Got a plan."

Head out and try to find another Broom Closet. The first one had some nice supplies, and it wouldn't hurt to top off the flamethrower's fuel supply.

[1] As you attempt to exit the pet store and search for another one of those closets, one of which you remember seeing out of the corner of your eye back at the blade shop, you trip over a stray cage, tumbling into a munch of...well, other cages, releasing a whole menagerie of animals from their imprisonment! It's a marvellous step forwards for animal rights!
Or it would be if they weren't all either gnawing on your leg, scratching your back, or shitting on your head. 

attempt to knock over the tower of tables

[5] God damn tables! HAHA! TAKE THAT!

The tower topples, preventing probably most people from having a foolproof safe way to get down from the store.

Respawn near Dominic

[1] You select one of the food stores that would probably be at least a bit close to the assassin. The Cluckin' Bell sounds nice.

Shit. Respawning in a burning store wasn't probably the best idea.

Miles Edgeworth is now !!ON FIRE!!

The girls were pistols.

"This is weird."

Check out the mall, see what people are up to.

[1] You take a step forward, before collapsing to the ground in pain, having been pinned under a falling table. You could probably get out if you tried REALLY hard but...FUCK that hurts! Whoops?

Moltres: "Use Fly. Carry us over there."

[5 Vs. (d8) 2] You take out Moltres' Pokeball, and in a burst of fiery light, he appears, ready as ever! You hop on his back, telling May to stay behind, and zoom off across the gap.

However, just as you cross it, spikes appear from the wall, almost impaling both you AND your bird. Luckily, your flight skills are good enough to avoid the peril here. You arrive on the other side, and hop off, sticking the Sydney Sleeper, Portal Gun, and Bullet Bill Bazooka in your Wallet Modus.

When you snatch up the last weapon, you hear a faint 'Click', and the spike gap disappears, being replaced by a floor, matching the design of the rest of the room. You return to the other side, where May was waiting patiently.

Maniacs, maniacs everywhere, I tell you.
Side-step the wrestler man, simultaneously unholstering the choppa. Then hatchet him in the face! IN THA FACE!

[6 Vs. 3]
Silly brute. You step to the side of Nacho's charging attack, taking out your butcher's knife and slashing him right across the back, leaving a rather large gash! He falls over in pain, through the double doors, and...on top of someone. Huh. Two birds with one stone, maybe?

Walk towards nearest cover looking for a body on the way.

[4-1]
Ignoring the pained screams of terror coming from behind you, you continue on, struggling with the limp guy on your back. You manage to get behind the court dividing wall, and sit him down against it, sitting on a chair, yourself. Now, where to fix this guy up...?

>Approach the nearest person, waggle my blood-spattered pipe and them and demand to know Fernando's whereabouts.
If they fail to direct me to them, kneecap them with the pipe and ask again.

>If anyone should be so nasty as to attack me, whack 'em over the head. Worked last time, and people seem to come back around here anyway.

[6]
That bastard, running off with you, he's gonna get a-HEY! There he is!

You're just about to search for people inside the store, when your loving boyfriend bursts through the door and...lands right on top of you. Oof. He's rather heavy, to be honest. He really should get off you.

Sigh and grumble. Look for test subjects to release my irritation on. PC, NPC, doesn't matter. No former talking dolls, though. He's a "friend".

Once located, attack him/her, me with my golden knuckles, Karkat with Holmes. Aim to incapacitate but not kill.

[3 Vs. 2+1] You watch as some guy has a little kerfuffle with some other guy by the door, and decide that a victor is probably the best specimen for you! Signalling for Karkat to follow you, followed by a groan and a scowl, you sneak your way over to the shield-wielding guy, and swing at him with all of your strength!
Only for that punch to be stopped by his shield. Shite.
[4 Vs. 2+1] Karkat, on the other hand, is a bit luckier, his weird...rainbow...sickle...thing...smashing right through the shield! But not much else. It really just splinters it, creating a rather large gap in the wood. He takes it out, and looks at you, as if to say 'Now what, dingus?'

"(Incoherent Spanish Yelling)"
Barrel through the half naked man's shield in an attempt to tackle him through the environment!

[2+1 Vs. 4] You take a brief running start, intend on smashing the bastard through the wall!

Only for him to step out of the way at the last minute and send a horrible pain to your back. You topple through the doors, onto...someone, and you attempt, unsuccessfully, to refrain from touching your back to see the damage.

AUGH that stings!

Start bodily slamming his liver thats wielding the weapon into the wall.

[3-1] The liver is unresponsive. You guess that it may be dead. However, if you don't get that thing out, your body's gonna heal over it, trapping it inside you. And having a blade stuck inside you isn't really the best for your health.

Spoiler: Main Area (click to show/hide)

Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
Cluckin' Bell ON FIRE.

Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)

Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Reward: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink

Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Reward: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn

Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Reward: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii

Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Reward: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii

BRUTALITY!
First Boss Kill
Reward: 4 kill points, Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink

You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn

Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Reward: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr

The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!

Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr

OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
Take part in the first Multi-Boss fight
Reward: Melee Weapon of Choice
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.

T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition: Syringe Gun OR Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!
Collector: TCM

God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDM

Bitch Slapped
Kill a Legendary Pokemon with a Melee attack.
Reward: Regular Arcane Bow
Collector: Patrick Hunt

Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)

Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Abilities:
Inventory: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets WITH KNIVES ATTACHED, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher), Slow Hand, and the Longbow
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Reuniting with pain and love!
Injuries: Bloody Nose, Large Gash on Back (-1 to all)
Death Count: 2
Kill Count: 18
Achievements: 3

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Abilities:
Fire-Bending
Water-Bending
Elec-Bending
Grass-Bending
Inventory: Briefcase x2
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Choosing horrible respawn points
Injuries: !!ON FIRE!! (2 turns to death)
Death Count: 4
Kill Count: 12
Achievements: 1

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Abilities: None
Inventory: Handbag, Jewel Studded lead pipe, Spy-cicle, Medi-gun, Righteous Bison, Adamantine Nails.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things handbag use!
Status: Wondering if she really is psychic.
Injuries: None
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 17
Death Count: 1

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Abilities: Fireball
Inventory: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2 Hyper Potions, 1 Trio Badge, 1 Bolt Badge, 1 Freeze Badge
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: TOO MANY PETS! TOO MANY PEEEEETS!
Injuries: Scratched Up
Achievements: 4
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 15

Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Abilities: [You're too cool for school. Fire has no effect on you, but you'd better learn to ice skate.]Icy Aura[/abbr]
Inventory: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun, Random Bomb Bag
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing, +1 to rolls involving guns.
Status: Getting crushed by flying furniture.
Injuries: None
Deaths: 4
Kills: 10
Achievements: 2


Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Abilities: None
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools, Ultra Ball, Stick, Green Book, Gold Knuckledusters
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Status: IT STILL DOESN'T DO WOOD
Injuries: Bruised Cheek
Deaths: 1
Kills: 12
Achievements: 0

Name: RaNDM
User: The Same
Abilities: None
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs, Sydney Sleeper, Portal Gun, and Bullet Bill Bazooka)
  -> Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Status: Jumping on strange blocks with his new girl.
Injuries: None
Deaths: 1
Kill Count: 20
Achievements: 1

Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Abilities: None
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades, Tomahawk, Arkansas toothpick, Arcane Bow
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Status: Acting as mall transport.
Injuries: Shot Foot (-1 to movement)
Deaths: 0
Kill Points: 6
Achievements: 1

Name: Waffles N. Bacon
User: WafflesandBacon
Abilities: None
Inventory: A syringe.
Bonuses: +1 to Vehicle Use and 'Cool' actions
Status: Resting, for now.
Injuries: Broken toes. All of them. A lot of other broken things. (-1 to most actions) ROBOT LEFT HAND (+1 TO LEFT HAND USE)
Kill Points: 2

Name: The Hammer
User: SquatchHammer
Abilities: None
Inventory: Regeneration Spandex (Equipped)
Bonuses: 1/20 chance of bleeding effect on hit, 50% chance of +1 to weapons.
Status: Being weird.
Injuries: Incredibly large gash in abdomen/liver area. (Heal Time: 1 turns), Broken Ribs (Heal Time: 2 Turns) (-1 to all actions)
Kill Points: 2

Name:Scruffy
User: Dewboy
Abilities: None
Inventory: Broomstick
Bonuses: +1 to Liquid Use and Improvised Weaponry
Status:Taking his frustration from the failed audition out on furniture.
Injuries: None
Kill Points: 2

Name: Sigma Castell
User: The same.
Abilities: None
Inventory: A Bagel!
Bonuses: +1 to creating Light Armor and Drinks.
Status: *Delicious Bagel Noises*
Injuries: None
Kill Points: 2

Name: Coel mab Urien
User: Avis-Mergulus
Abilities: None
Inventory: Lindenwood Round-Shield(Splintered), Lacy Nightshirt (very cute), Butcher's Knife
Bonuses: +1 to Dodging, and +1 to being an Asshole
Status: Causing mayhem!
Kill Points: 2

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Miles Edgeworth

- Dick Gumshoe
Items: Pistol x2
Abilities: [Ice Bullet] - Can switch out a regular gunshot with an icy blast. (No Cooldown)
Skills: [Companionship] - +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
Status: Just watched his boss disappear and reappear.


RaNDM
Zapdos
Equip: None
Status: Inactive

Moltres
Equip: None
Status: Active

Venusaur
Equip: None
Status: Inactive

May
Inventory: Rayquaza, Hyper Potions x2
Abilities: None
Skills:
[Steadfast] - +1 to defence, both physically and mentally.
[Hidden Strength] - Can wield HEAVY weapons without penalty.
Status: Watching in awe

Lou Pitts

Samurott
Equip: None
Status: Inactive

Serperior
Equip: None
Status: Inactive

Reshiram
Equip: None
Status: Inactive

Harold Dragovitch
-???

-Karkat Vantas
Inventory: Holmes Smell Ya Later
Abilities:[Rage] - Can Gain a +3 to attack and -3 to defence during any turn. (2 Turn Cooldown - AVAILABLE)
Skills: None
Status: Semi-Angry

Charles Westley
-Liz & Patty Thompson
Inventory: None
Abilities: None
Skill: [Soul Link] - Can turn into Dual Soul Pistols at command.
Status: Confused