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Yeah, start anew.

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Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

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Nah, let's keep going.

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Nah, just kill this.

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[Fireiy]

"How did you even get up here with me?"

[Greenstarfanatic]

"I swam up that column of water like you. I thought you'd remember something like that."

[Fireiy]

"...I was distracted. Anyway, follow me down this."

[RaNDM]

"Oh... Must be a drop," I say with a smile. "Looks like luck is turning our way."

... one of the notes has a note attached to it.

Yes, we can see that just fine, thank you.

Like, a written one.

... Oh.

"Dumbass."

Shut up. What's it say?

I bend down on one knee, careful actually not to touch the mystery box. It could be a bomb for all we know, and some days... Well, that joke just kills itself.

I read the note on the note.

Jump On Me

"Oh... Oh my God."

RaN, I know what you're thinking.

"May, take my hand."

I know what you're thinking RaN.

"This is going to be so cool."

RaN, the cards are on the table, I know what you're thinking. Don't-

RaN/MAY: HELL YEAH, JUMP ON THAT SHIT!

[GreatWyrmGold]

"May, you can't trust that. Seriously, it's literally asking someone to jump on it. Really, what could go right with that?"

Convince May not to jump on the shmuck bait.

[TCM]

Leave.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Leave.

Ignoring the two girls, you find the door and leave, walking up a set of stairs and reappearing in the food court. Thankfully, Liz and Patty follow you through, showing up behind you and waiting for you to...well, do something.

WESTLY GAINED ALLIES:

Liz & Patty Thompson

Skill: Can turn into dual MAGYK pistols. Actually, scratch that, SOUL PISTOLS!

WESTLY GAINED ITEM:

Bomb Bag


Full Turn incoming.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Continue running, find cover, shoot anybody who comes after me with my new bow.

[4-1] Running isn't exactly your big plan at this point, so you really just limp over to cover, only to be glomped by some random dude with a metal arm. He begins talking at the fucking speed of light and...somehow convinces you to give him a piggy back ride? And something about getting him a new body or fixed up and some shit. Whatever, he seems nice enough.

Respawn in one of those Exotic Pet Stores that got unlocked way back when and take a look around.

[4] POOF! You're there. Around you, you see dogs, cats, fish, birds, all the usual kinds of animals you'd find in a pet store. Nothing really special, though.

Climb down, carefully

[3] Oof. So much for really carefully. Luckily you haven't broken anything, but you back hurts quite a bit. Eh, walk it off, man.

"Will it blend?  NO"
Punch Blender off of catwalk and pocket the strange man's bagel for now.

Walk around in search of a worthy foe that I can honorably pummel with my Knife War Gauntlets

[3 Vs. 5] The only worthy opponent seems to be that half-naked guy with the shield, seeing as the other options are that scientist guy and the other guy writhing in pain. So Shield guy it is.

Running forwards, you thrust one of your hands forwards, only to be stopped with a CLUNK as it bounces off the wooden shield. Shit. That sucks.

"Well, at least that stopped him from getting away... Now how to get down? Wait, how do I reload this..."
Reload pistol if I can, then use water bending to get down safely

[1] Reloading the pistol is fine, so you get to work creating a tower of water to swim down. You're so confident you think you can do it with your eyes shut! And you do! At least, you think you do. Close enough! You leap into your column of water...

And plummet to the ground, splatting on the ground. Like, really, SPLATTING. You are now a bloody mush pile.

"Oh... ohmigosh!" Tara gasps into a hand, wide-eyed as blood and brain matter drips from her pipe,  "What did I just do?! I, like, totally killed those guys!"

>Burst into tears.

>Flee from any aggressors.

[2] There are no aggressors and you really can't shed a tear for those bastards. Ruined your day, they did. They deserved it.

I blink at my new bagel body.
I hand myself a sandwich of Dubious Origin

[2] Everyone is appalled by the lack of dubious sandwiches, especially you! The nerve of that GM, not letting you magically conjure things into existence! GOD.

Oh. Well. Shit. What to do now? Uh...

Fling myself to a random person and guilt trip them into getting me a new body

[6-1 Vs. 1] Ohey look, there's someone who isn't going too fast.

You literally fling yourself at the limping guy, knocking him to the ground. You begin speaking incredibly fast about your situation, and, despite him seeing confused, he seems to agree to your conditions. Cool, new body, here you come!

"By Mithra, what the dang is going on here? Why am I always surrounded by madmen?" Familiar thoughts, those.
Acquire a weapon, any weapon. Seriously, anything that possesses any mildly weapon-like qualities will do. Refrain from provoking people, but shield-bash anything that interferes with weapon acquisition.

[5-1] Hm...there aren't many intact weapons left anymore. Oh, but there's one! You pick up a rather hefty butcher's knife, and try a couple slashes. It could work. You holster it, and are nearly knocked to the ground by some crazy wrestler dude with wolverine claws slamming into your shield. 

Well since I'm now a pincushion for anything sharp and pointy I will just have to jump on people and wiggle all about to kill someone... *Again tries to get someones clothing to staunch the blood. Then look outside of the shop*

[1] There is literally nobody here who would be willing to remove their clothes for your sake. Not even May. You COULD take off your clothes, but you don't really want to do that. You're healing well enough already. And you don't really WANT to go outside, anyway. Something would probably chomp your head off ass soon as you stepped outside, anyway...

RaN/MAY: HELL YEAH, JUMP ON THAT SHIT!

[5] OFF YOU GOOOO^OOOOOOooooo

After a slight concussion from breaking through the store roof, you land on this...weird...cloudy place. Wait, no, those are just blurry parts of your vision. You're really in a rather bright white room with a hatch in the floor where you came in. On the other side of the room you see three guns.

The first is a rather generic Sniper Rifle. Or, it would be if it weren't made of some weird bamboo shit and appeared to use dart instead of bullets.

The second is a gun without a grip, instead looking to be something you stick your hand in. It's just as white as the room, and has a claw-shape at the end, with no sign of trigger, barrel, or even ammo.

The third one is well shit that's just a fucking black bazooka.

Looking closer than them, you see a large gap filled with spikes. Very sharp spikes, it looks like. Looking even closer, there's a plaque on the wall just before the gap begins.

The Items Across are yours to take.

But it's more difficult than it looks.

Death is no penalty to your body here.

But it is to your reward.

Each death removes a prize from the hoard on the other side.

How will you get across?

"May, you can't trust that. Seriously, it's literally asking someone to jump on it. Really, what could go right with that?"

Convince May not to jump on the shmuck bait.

[2] Nope. She ain't listening. And there she goes, into the sky...

What a shame she was wasted on a Shmuck like him.

Spoiler: Current Area (click to show/hide)

Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
Cluckin' Bell ON FIRE.

Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink

Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition: Syringe Gun OR Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!
Collector: TCM

Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDM

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Bitch Slapped
Kill a Legendary Pokemon with a Melee attack.
REWARD: Regular Arcane Bow

Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)

Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets WITH KNIVES ATTACHED, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher), Slow Hand, and the Longbow
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: It doesn't do wood.
Injuries: BLOODY NOSE
Kill Count: 18
Death Count: 2
Achievements: 3

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Abilities:
Fire-Bending
Water-Bending
Elec-Bending
Grass-Bending
Item: Briefcase x2
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: RESPAWNING
Death Count: 4
Kill Count: 12
Achievements: 1

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Being a stone cold mothafucka
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 17
Death Count: 1

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2 Hyper Potions, 1 Trio Badge, 1 Bolt Badge, 1 Freeze Badge
Abilities: Fireball
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Looking at getting a pet.
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 3
Kill Count: 15

Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses:
+1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing
+1 to rolls involving accuracy with guns.
Abilities: [You're too cool for school. Fire has no effect on you, but you'd better learn to ice skate.]Icy Aura[/abbr]
Status: Getting confuzzled by talking gun people.
Injuries: None
Deaths: 4
Kills: 10
Achievements: 2


Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools, Ultra Ball, Stick, Green Book, Gold Knuckledusters
Status: Shaking his fist angrily.
Injuries: Bruised Cheek
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Kills: 12

Name: RaNDM
User: The Same
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs.)
Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Status: Jumping on strange blocks with his new girl.
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Deaths: 1
Kill Count: 21

Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades, Tomahawk, Arkansas toothpick, Arcane Bow
Status: Getting GLOMPED
Injuries: Shot Foot (-1 to movement)
Kill Points: 6

Name: Waffles N. Bacon
User: WafflesandBacon
Bonuses: +1 to Vehicle Use and 'Cool' actions
Inventory: A syringe
Status: Trying his best to be cute while in serious pain.
Injuries: Broken toes. All of them. A lot of other broken things. (-1 to most actions) ROBOT LEFT HAND (+1 TO LEFT HAND USE)
Kill Points: 2

Name: The Hammer
User: SquatchHammer
Bonuses: 1/20 chance of bleeding effect on hit, 50% chance of +1 to weapons.
Inventory: Regeneration Spandex (Equipped)
Status: Realizing the life sucks and then you die slowly.
Injuries: Incredibly large gash in abdomen/liver area. (Heal Time: 3 turns), Broken Ribs (Heal Time: 4 Turns) (-1 to all actions)
Kill Points: 2

Name:Scruffy
User: Dewboy
Bonuses: +1 to Liquid Use and Improvised Weaponry
Inventory: Broomstick
Status: Getting sent home after his Mirror's Edge audition.
Kill Points: 2

Name: Sigma Castell
User: The same.
Bonuses: +1 to creating Light Armor and Drinks.
Inventory: Nothing
Status: *Bagel Noises?*
Injuries(?): Is a bagel. With legs, arms, and eyes, granted, but still a bagel.
Kill Points: 2

Name: Coel mab Urien
User: Avis-Mergulus
Bonuses: +1 to Dodging, and +1 to being an Asshole
Inventory: Lindenwood Round-Shield, Lacy Nightshirt (very cute), Butcher's Knife
Status: LOOT, LOOT, LOOT!
Kill Points: 2

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Miles Edgeworth

Name: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.


RaNDM
Zapdos
Status: Inactive

Moltres
Status: Active

Venusaur
Status: Inactive

May
Inventory: Rayquaza, Hyper Potions x2

Lou Pitts

Samurott
Status: Inactive

Serperior
Status: Inactive

Reshiram
Status: Inactive

Harold Dragovitch
-???

-Karkat Vantas
Inventory: Holmes Smell Ya Later
Status: Angry as all fuck.

Charles Westley
-Liz & Patty Thompson
Skill: Can turn into Dual Soul Pistols at command.

[Sigma castell]

"ah yes"
I attempt a complex dance routine inspired by Gaudi.

[ReDeadEr]

Huh. I could've sworn that the stores that got unlocked back then were Exotic pet shops. Oh well.

"Hrm... Got a plan."

Head out and try to find another Broom Closet. The first one had some nice supplies, and it wouldn't hurt to top off the flamethrower's fuel supply.

(Oh, and I was going back through the thread, trying to find where it was that I thought I saw that unlock, and I found something from the TF2 boss fight that, in light of recent events, I find rather amusing.)

...You DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE BOSS!!!

Were you REALLY wanting to try to get him on your side? Because you would've still had to kill him to beat the boss.

EDIT:
(Oh, and I was wrong, it was just regular Pet Stores)

[dewboy]

attempt to knock over the tower of tables

[Greenstarfanatic]

EDIT:
(Oh, and I was wrong, it was just regular Pet Stores)

((Heh, you could've just checked the OP.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Dammit."

Harold takes a step towards the block, then turns around and starts to walk away, then turns back around. This goes on for half a minute or so.

"Hey, 'Boss', you gonna do something?"
"...*sigh* Yes. Follow me, please."

Jump on the block. Be followed by Karkat.

[Fireiy]

Respawn near Dominic
Quick question, is the suit now a permanent thing for me since I don't see it on my items list.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Respawn near Dominic
Quick question, is the suit now a permanent thing for me since I don't see it on my items list.

((Oh yes, I should fix that. Just a sec.))

"Dammit."

Harold takes a step towards the block, then turns around and starts to walk away, then turns back around. This goes on for half a minute or so.

"Hey, 'Boss', you gonna do something?"
"...*sigh* Yes. Follow me, please."

Jump on the block. Be followed by Karkat.

You jump on, and make the same motion RaN made, that little superman pose.

Granted, you just sorta bounce on it a bit. Huh. Must be out of juice.

"CONGRATS NUMBNUTS, YOU'RE NOW THE BIGGEST MORON IN THE ROOM. MAYBE EVEN THE ENTIRE MALL."