Attempt to open the thing. Whatever it is.
[6] You grip the "Handle" tightly, and put your back into tossing the lid of this...thing open! It's surprisingly light actually, and you stumble backwards after it flies open, smashing into the wall. Lucky you, though, you must have hit the light switch! A wave of light fills the room, glinting off the shiny silver chest you just opened. Inside is...
Holy shit, that's a lot of stuff.
Chest Contents:A Stick(?)
A Broom
Like, Ten Bowler hats
A Small, Grey plushie of...something, with black hair and a turtleneck. You can't make out the emblem on the shirt, though.
Two Large books, one Large, Red, with a Gold Lock, and one Small, Green, Paperback. Neither of them have titles.
A pair of spiked Knuckledusters
A sign, which reads as follows:
PLEASE TAKE ONLY FOUR ITEMS.
IF YOU DISOBEY THIS, YOUR HAND WILL BE AT THE CHEST'S MERCY
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Well, that sounds ominous.
An elevator of some sort suddenly appears behind you, waiting for you to take your items and return to the surface world.
"...Ignorin' a challenge to a Pokemon battle and then sendin' out two Pokemon to attack somebody who doesn't have any? That's a paddlin'."
Time to teach this young'n what it means to be a Pokemon trainer. Samurott, use Hydro Pump on Groudon!
[2+1 Vs. 2] YOUR RAGE IS BOILING OVER. HOW DARE SHE.
Sending Samurott to do your fighting for you, you sit back and watch as Samurott pitifully bumps into Groudon, sending them both to the ground.
Impressive.
"Well, I didn't expect THAT to happen..."
Try electricity bending on Kyogre.
Oh, and have Gumshoe protect me if something goes wrong.
[2] Despite all of your grunting and groaning, all you really manage to do is make the lights flicker on an off a bit. PHOOEY.
[4] Gumshoe, on the other hand, is fully prepared to defend you with his life! (+1 to Defense for rest of turn)
DODGE POKEMON, ICE RANDM AGAIN FOR TRYING TO ICE ME WITH ICE
[2 Vs. 2] Yeah, you do a sufficient job Dodging, getting hit by the stray calming mist every once and a while, but nothing damaging.
[3+1 Vs. 3] Finishing your Bullet-Time-Max-Payne dive out of cover and towards RaNDM, you let off a couple rounds, penetrating his foot and grazing his side, but nothing else. He'll be in a bit of pain, though.
Open the H box and drink a gallon of lemonade!
[5] Intrigued, you approach the yellow box, and as you reach out to touch it, it comes to life! Wait, no, it's just opening with a really funky mechanism. Either way, a Pink and Orange light emanate from the inner workings of the box, before a pair of rather bright guns slide out for display. You pick them up, adding the
Slow Hand and the
Longbow to your inventory!
[4] Feeling satisfied with your latest loot, you saunter over to the lemonade stand, and chug a gallon of the stuff in celebration. When you finish, you stuff the jug in your inventory as well. It could be useful.
SUDDENLY, a loud noise! BEHIND YOU! AUGH! PANIC! AT THE DISCO!
A...store seems to have appeared, floating mysteriously in front of the catwalk. The door is closed, but could easily be opened by a simple tug...
I point my thumb at Charles.
"You see that guy?"
Articuno: "Use Frost Breath. Ice that motherfucker."
Zapdos: "Use Thunder Wave on Kyogre!"
RaN: Find May. Use a terrible clever one-liner on her.
"Ay gurl."
She looks up.
"You must be a Plusle because you're positively stunning." *double-pistols and a wink*
[2+1 Vs. 4] Ha! Like a Gangsta like him could ever be sufficiently iced. Seriously, the ice just melts right off him.
[3+1 Vs. 1] Meanwhile Kyogre is just flying around, enjoying the space, when SHE GETS A EXTREMELY PAINFUL ELECTRICAL SHOCK.
The shock leaves her nearly dead, but still has enough energy to keep flying and take HER REVENGE.
Later, though.
[6+1 Vs. 5] You yourself have more important things to concern yourself with.
Like picking up chicks.
With One-Liners.
Sauntering over to May, you look her up and down, and suavely say
"How you doin'?"
She looks your way, with a scowl on her face. Thinking quickly, you use your backup plan.
"Ay gurl, you must be a Plusle because you're Positively stunning, yo."
Shooting her a very cheesy move that would better be described as 'Double Pistols and a Wonk' the way you did it, you wait for her reaction.
Aaaaand she's giggling. She blushes, and winks back at you, before going back to fighting. Hm. Maybe you just need to try a bit harder?
"What. It works? Well, i'm alright with that. Let's just hope Vader brings the kinds of Voldemort and Sauron, but not The Joker."
Genman then notices Tara and Dominic not really far away from him.
"Guess what Regigigas? LET'S KILL THEM! But wait, what is this gray semi-cylindrical thingy? Damn it, I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED STAR WARS! Well, whatever."
Attack Tara with the "gray, semi-cylindrical thing".
Regigas: Stomp Dominic. Who needs a move when you can stomp like a boss?
[6 Vs. 6] Taking advantage of the situation, if there even IS one, you run at Tara, brandishing the Cylinder. When in sufficient range, you...
Toss the cylinder at her. It bounces off her leg and lands at her feet. She doesn't seem to notice, actually.
[4+1 Vs. 4] Meanwhile, Regigigas learns from your mistakes, and runs up to Dominic. He lifts his leg high and....
Falls over. Dammit. However, in his clumsiness, he manages to kick Wyatt in the side, knocking him over.
The two of them are still talking to each other, albeit...in a very awkward way.
Name : Dominic Hunter
Occupation : Assassin, Specifically a shadow blade. ( Very good at stealth and killing with blades. )
Special skill : Blade fighting.
Description : It's his job and she likes getting stuff for killing people, and just killing people.
Starting Item : Pair of jagged fighting blades.
[Spawn Roll: 6]
Entering the Mall, the hooded newcomer watches as a strange device materializes on his wrist. Pah, not the first time he's had things magically appearing on him. Although this seemed much more...technologically advanced than the normal strange tattoo or Goddess-Charmed Bracelet. No, more of a strange digital watch with a holographic keyboard. A message pops up on the screen of it, prompting for some kind of 'Spawn Location' mumbo jumbo.
But, he's watched enough in his travels to know the meaning of 'Spawn', at least. The question is, where would he want to start off at here...
AHA! He heard that one of the newly opened stores was some kind of bladed weapons shop, so why not that? He checks the ever-changing map that he pulls from his pocket, and locates the store. He types the coordinates for it, 61Gamma-B90.
A message instead pops up on the screen.
LOCATION UNAVAILABLE. REDIRECTING.
Redirecting?
What does it mean by WHOOOOOOAOH.
He feels an incredibly rush of air as the process does its thing, plonking him in the middle of a large room. It's...quite desecrated, actually. Weapons strewn everywhere, shelves knocked over. Oh well, not his problem. He just wants some cool shit.
However...Something feels amiss. The door is....closed. He jaunts over to the door, opening it to see...
That the store is floating high above the food court. And from what he can see, there's some kind of battle going on...
Looking up, he sees a catwalk right in front of him. On it are a Fortune-Telling booth, a Wooden Closet, and a strange lack of Mexican Wrestler. Stepping out onto the metal walkway, he starts his journey into the mall...
Boss Turns:Kyogre, using the last of her strength, uses BODY SLAM on EVERYBODY.
Haha, no, only [4] Charles.
[3+1 Vs. 3] Charles dives out of the way at the last second, but the shock of the impact sends him flying into a pillar! Oooh, that probably hurt quite a bit. And maybe broke an arm.
Groudon, meanwhile, turns around, and uses FLAMETHROWER on Lou!
[1+1 Vs. 3] But the might of the flame is no match for the agility of the...janitor.
May, meanwhile, sits down, and glances at RaNDM every once and awhile.
Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Lemonade Stand, Chest, and Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet, and Fortune Telling Booth.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
MayEquipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Rayquaza,
Groudon(Out), Kyogre(Out) ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
ScavengerFirst to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition:
Syringe Gun OR
Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!Collector: TCM
Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDMName: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher),
Slow Hand, and the
LongbowBonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: LOOTING
Kill Count: 16
Death Count: 2
Achievements: 3
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Abilities:
Fire-BendingWater-BendingElec-BendingGrass-BendingItem: Briefcase x2. Fire Extinguisher. Idiot's Guide To Elemental Bending
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Auditioning for a role in a horror movie.
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 10
Achievements: 1
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: CHATTING UP THE SCIENCE
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 15
Death Count: 1
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2
Hyper Potions, 1
Trio Badge, 1
Bolt Badge, 1
Freeze BadgeAbilities:
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Being that guy who is already in a fight.
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 1
Kill Count: 12
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: STILL Icing Motherfuckers.
Broken Arm (-1 To Right Arm Usage)
Deaths: 3
Kills: 6
Achievements: 2
Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Status: LOOTING?
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools,
Ultra Ball[/abbr]
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Kills: 10
Name: RaNDM
Quick Description: Wait, I just wanted to go to the Mall.
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs.)
Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Status: Flirting!
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Kill Count: 14
Name: Genman
User: Detective
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman, complete with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Bonuses: +2 to Speech!
Status: Tossing Cylinders at girls.
Inventory: Hickory Cane, Glasses, Grey Cylinder
Name: Dominic Wyatt
User: MisterTimn
Occupation: Medical Scientist
Special Skill: Medicine
Inventory: His scientific calculator
Bonuses: +1 to !!SCIENCE!! and Healing (others)
Status: Seeing shoes in
Tara's eyes The floor.
Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades.
Status: Enjoying his new flying shop of sharp things.
Miles EdgeworthName: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
GenmanName: Regigigas
Health: 213/330
Moves:
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Lightning Punch
Giga Impact
RaNDMZapdosStatus: ACTIVE. AND OUT.
Articuno
Status: Inactive
Moltres
Status: Inactive
Venusaur
Status: Inactive
Lou PittsSamurottStatus: Active
Serperior
Status: Inactive
Reshiram
Status: Inactive
Harold Dragovitch-???
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