Swear.
Convert Red to my side. Or some other Boss.
Holding his Tazer-thingy-ma-jigger at the ready, Harold charges through the fray, ducking and weaving past the monstrous beasts stomping around. Eventually, he makes his way to Red, who is sitting on the ground, barely looking out past his hat brim.
[3+1 Vs. 6]
"Uh, sir? May I speak to you for a moment?"
Suddenly, the Pokemon Trainer leaps up, and hurls a steel Ultra Ball at the Scientist!
[1 Vs. 1] The heavy metal ball plinks off of Harold's shoe, harmlessly...
[5] You perk up, and run up to where Swampert USED to be. Until he melted. But he's still a liquid! You decide to grab a convenient bucket, and you fill it to the brim with Ex-Swampert water! You run up to Charizard who doesn't seem to be looking!
[6 Vs. 6-1] Charizard senses something, and turns around, just in time to watch his tail fizzle out! He screams and tries to claw you with his last remaining energy!
[2-1 Vs. 4+1] The fire-beast gets incredibly dizzy just before he can bring his arm down. He stumbles a bit, searching for something that could re-ignite his flame. His gaze falls on Lou. The Flamethrower! He stumbles wearily towards the Janitor!
[4-1-2 Vs. 6] He fails to notice the barrier, and his feet fly out from under him. Arms flailing, he collapses to the ground, unmoving. He melts into a bubbling goo, right before Lou's eyes.
I kinda just stand there, watching Charizard's fade. I very nearly shed a tear, but my sorrow turns to disgust as its corpse putrifies and burns away.
Good night sweet fire-beast. You were a terrible starter.
I throw up in my mouth a little.
RED pulls the brim of his hat down, in shame for the pathetic animal. He pulls out another Pokeball, sending out Blastoise, with 268/268 HP, and Aqua Tail, Rain Dance, Skull Bash, and Hydro Pump!
Blastoise uses Rain Dance!
[5] It started Raining Furiously!
RaN: Ignore Blastoise. Punch Red in the face.
[6 Vs. 3] ...When suddenly Red get Falcon Punched in the face! RaNDM dusts off his fist, as Red moans on the floor.
Blastoise is thoroughly ignored!
Run back in and spray Pokemenz with Syringes.
[3 Vs. 5] All of the syringes fired bounce harmlessly off of Blastoise's shell. However, they quickly fly back at Charles!
[1 Vs. 4] All of them succumb to gravity before getting into a dangerous range and get stuck in the ground. Hey, it's like Boomerang Ammo!
[3 Vs. 5] Lugia manages to see the projectiles coming, and bats them back with it's wing!
[2 Vs. 3] Again, Gravity foils the rogue needles' plans, and plunk harmlessly at the feet of Westley.
[3 Vs. 6] Lugia screeches, alerting Sceptile of the incoming Syringe attack, who ALSO defects them, attaching a miniature seed bomb to them in the process.
[6 Vs. 5] At this point, Gravity is getting quite tired. The syringes keep travelling , and a few get stuck in the Gangster's leg. After a couple of seconds of pain, the seed bomb bursts, spreading vins across his leg. After a matter of seconds, his entire leg is covered in plants.
[3 Vs. 6] Struggling to keep standing, Charles fires off a few more shots, towards the final pokemon, Emboar. However, he, too, has been alerted of the shooter's presence. It sends a wave of fire at the projectiles, sending them back, now on fire!
[6 Vs. 1] Distracted by his immobilized leg, Charles fails to get out of the way in time...
and they, too strike his leg! And his Arm! And his chest! And his Forehead! He collapses to the floor, burning. He can't move. His body burns to ash, as do his weapons...
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Nacho scans the area for his next opponent, his eyes eventually locking onto Dawn.
"How very sad...
Tara! Why don't you go share some of your drink with that poor girl over there. She looks like she could use a friend.
In the meantime..."
Nacho will use GIGA IMPACT on May's other Pokemon, Sceptile!
[2 Vs. 5] Nacho runs as fast as he can towards the Lizard-like creature, before leaping into the air!
He performs several flips, twirls, and the occasional tumble!
That is, before smacking into the ground in front of it.
Tell Gumshoe to use Evidence! on Emboar. Use Logic Chess on Emboar.
Oh and you forgot to give the +1 bonus to Gumshoe last turn.
[5] Gumshoe drops to the floor, sniffing it before popping back up with a complete list of stats and weaknesses for Emboar! Blimey, he's good!
[4+1 Vs. 2] Armed with his newfound information, Edgeworth coldly stares at Emboar. After a few moments, Emboar realizes this and turns to face him. Suddenly, he begins talking.
"I deduce from your mustache that your parents neglected you. Never did much with you, and often sent you to your room. You quickly became fascinated with fire. You enjoyed burning things. One day you burned the wrong thing. A Curtain. Specifically, the one in your parents' bedroom. Being a Naïve teenager, you didn't expect consequences. You mourned the loss of your parents for a month, before succumbing to the effects of their neglect for you. You realized they never cared for you, even though your judgement was clouded. You were lucky to have parents as loving as them, and because of your actions, they are no longer. Being conflicted, you decided to grow a mustache."
Emboar looks on in disbelief. It drops to its knees, a couple tears flowing down it's blazing cheek. Before it can begin bawling, the blazing pig melts down into a puddle, like the ones before it. (+2 Kill Points!)
Lou uses Flamethrower on Sceptile!
[2+1 Vs. 6] BUT IT MISSED!
Edit:
Regigias (ally): Crush the depressed Dawn.
G.M: Brainwash Nacho's mind,controlling his next turn!
[5 Vs. 6-1] Despite having been turned, Regigigas is reluctant to harm his former master.
[2+2 Vs. 4] Having your target face-down on the ground, makes brainwashing them through charm a BIIIT difficult.
Gloriokal and co will now practice hippo-riding!
[5] WOO! HIPPO RIDING! All three of you get on the hippo, who promptly flies up into the air! It approaches Lugia!
BOSS TURNS:
Blastoise is confused, as he isn't getting any commands from his master! He promptly sits down, and twiddles his overly large thumbs.
Lugia lashes out at Gloriokal and Company, with Aeroblast!
[1 Vs. 3] George manages to float out of the way just in time, and Lugia bonk its head on the far wall.
Sceptile decides to go after Regigigas with Leaf Storm!
[3 Vs. 1] The razor-sharp leaves slice cleanly through the softer section of Regigigas' legs, leaving him howling in pain!
Dawn sucks it up and gets up, sending out Torterra, with 300/300 HP, Wood Hammer, Leaf Storm, Earthquake, and Leech Seed!
Hilbert Sends out Landorus, with 288/288 HP, Stone Edge, Hammer Arm, Outrage, and Toxic!
RedEquipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres, Venusaur,
Blastoise(Out)EthanEquipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Typhlosion, Feraligator,
Lugia(Out), Ho-oh, Entei
MayEquipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Rayquaza, Groudon, Kyogre, Blaziken,
Sceptile(Out)DawnEquipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Giratana, Arceus,
Torterra(Out), Infernape, Empoleon
HilbertEquipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Serperior, Samurott,
Landorus(Out), Reshiram
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
ScavengerFirst to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition:
Syringe Gun OR
Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!Collector: TCM
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher)
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Nomming on Floor Tile.
Kill Count: 15
Death Count: 1
Achievements: 3
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
Shaolin Shovel.
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: HIPPO RIDING WOO
Kill Count: 4
Deaths: 3
Achievements: 3
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Moves:
Item: Briefcase x2. Fire Extinguisher.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Making Grown Pigs Cry! Has Psyche Locks on! (+2 to Defence, -1 to attack!)
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 6
Achievements: 1
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Twiddling her thumbs
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 13
Death Count: 1
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: MISSING
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 1
Kill Count: 4
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Burning. And Dying. And probably respawning.
Deaths: 3
Kills: 6
Achievements: 2
Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Occupation: Mad Genetic Engineer
Special Skill: Improvising Lab Gear
Status: Getting Saved by non-blind people. BLIND: -2 to, well, seeing things.
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, and some Surgical tools.
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Name: RaNDM
Occupation: Fighter
Special Skill: Playing God With Man's Creation
Quick Description: Wait, I just wanted to go to the Mall.
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, Steel Umbrella, 10 CDs.)
Status: Ignoring Blastoise!
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and...a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Kill Count: 2
Name: Genman
User: Detective
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman, complete with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Bonuses: +2 to Speech!
Status: Trying to talk people into working for him.
Starting Item: Your typical hickory cane, Your typical magnificient glasses.
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Skeletal Dog Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitar, Digi-Sword
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: She wants to be a Teacher.
Items: Skimpy Clothing, Buster Sword
Bonuses: +1 to defence. People get....distracted.
Name: George
Occupation: Hippo Spirit
Items: Ghostly Bowie Knife that he was killed with.
Bonuses: None
Miles Edgeworth
Name: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
Genman
Name: Regigigas
Moves:
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Lightning Punch
Giga Impact
Okay. A few things. At this point, dying is really just an inconvenience. NOW, for every death AFTER 5, you will lose one item from your inventory. If you have none, you lose a follower. If you have NONE, you lose ONE bonus.
Again, sorry for the wait, and please tell me if I forgot something.