HERE WE GOOOOO!!
Gloriokal will have the Wind and Fire elemental's launch a sneak attack against the Medic, while Doggy and H.E.A escort him to the Video games store.
I have some glorious luck sometimes, eh, comrade?
Also: WOO-HOO, MALL FIGHT RTD IS FINALLY BACK!
((Oh, the Irony.))
[1] The Fire And Wind spirits begin fighting each other! [3 Vs. 3] They come to a stalemate. That is, they kill each other. Oh, well.
[1] Your two minions seem to have lost the location of the store, despite having been there a few seconds ago. They say absent minded, you say Dumb as Rocks. Potatoes Potatoes, Tomatoes Tomatoes.
Lou attempts Diplomacy on the Red Pyro.
[6 Vs. 4+1] Lou quickly squirts some of the Suds next to the pyro before spraying him eagerly with the flamethrower. His rubber suit prevents him taking too much damage, but end up sliding into [5] HATLAND. YES! You hear many painful screams and mumbles and...shooting? Huh. That's odd. Suddenly a flare comes shooting out of the store towards you!
[4 Vs. 3] Catching you alight! You run around aimlessly on fire. *ahem* !!ON FIRE!!
((HUZZAH! Glad to see Mall Fight's back))
Tell Red Heavy to return my Tequila bottle, and then break the bottle over Red Scout's head
[2] The Heavy refuses, taking a bite of his Sandvich. He then goes for a right hook!
[4 Vs. 6+1] Which you counter by throwing the brute over your shoulder! Somehow.
...
...
HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK!?
You take the bottle from him, and look for the Scout [2] who is nowhere to be seen.
Of course...
Tara smiled as Nacho devoured the pizza. It can't have been too ba-
"Ohmigosh, who're they?" She took one look at the approaching weirdoes and ducked behind a nearby potted plant, joy at her cooking success forgotten. She watched them warily from between some fern fronds. They didn't look very nice...
>Retrieve handbag, hide behind potplant!
[1] You clumsily knock over the plant while grabbing your handbag, and give on that idea, instead choosing to run out the door into...
[2] A Wall. You slide down, slumping to the ground, still not knowing what to do.
Gumshoe isn't in my inventory or in the allies place....
Go back to the security booth and lock the door. Preferably with Gumshoe inside with me. After that make a careful examination of the room.
Ace Backstabber Assassinations: Spyles Redgeworth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7pR-ix1Dks
[6] You get back to the security room and lock it with you and Gumshoe inside. Now you can't get out. At least you have a good vantage point of...the other security rooms.
Wait! There's someone in one of them! A black-haired woman in Purple whose voice sounds...strangely familiar.
Oh well, you don't think much of it and start surfing Youtube on your Macbook Pro.
Random respawn.
[1] You respawn in HATLAND, just as the Pyro comes sliding in. You scream like a little girl and start shooting like crazy everywhere.
Suddenly, the Pyro gets up and shoots a flare out of the store before pulling out a...lollipop? He swings it at your arm and
[6 Vs. 2] Cuts it off! Now you can be just as Punny as Gloriokal was near the beginning.
The Red Scout goes for an attack on Ankoth with the Sandman, sending a trio of balls flying!
[5 Vs. 4] All three hit the zombie warrior in the face, making him very disoriented.
The Red Soldier attacks H.E.A with the Liberty Launcher!
[6 Vs. 5] The rocket hits her in the leg, causing her to fall over!
The Red Pyro tries to escape the store!
[6] He does so! And runs into a wall. The Red Pyro is Disoriented!
The Red Demoman sets up a stickybomb trap!
[6] He's now a suicide bomber!
The Red Heavy tries to get up and attack Nacho from behind!
[1 Vs 5+1] Which only results in him getting a tequila bolle smashed over his head and getting thrown again. Into Hatland. Ow.
The Red Engineer is Erectin' a Dispenser!
(Rolling a D3 here to see what level the buildings go up to)
[3] The Dispenser is level Three!
The Red Medic Tries to heal the Heavy!
[3] A Few bruises are gone, but that's it!
The Red Sniper tries to find a high-up vantage point!
[5] He gets into a security booth overlooking the fight scene, readying his gun.
The Red Spy Disguises himself as Miles Edgeworth!
[2] He disguises himself as...Himself. Woo.
Red Scout
Status: Bonk!
Weapons: Sandman, Bonk! Atomic Punch x1, Force-A-Nature
Bonus: +1 to movement/speed
Red Soldier
Status: MAGGOTS!
Weapons: Liberty Launcher, Righteous Bison, Escape Plan.
Bonus: +1 to attack
Red Pyro
Status: MMPGH!
Weapons: Rainblower, Scorch Shot, Lollichop.
Bonus: +1 to fire resistance
Red Demoman
Status: Suicide Bomber
Weapons: Loch-n-load, Scottish Resistance, Eyelander
Bonus: +1 Explosion resistance
Red Heavy
Status: URGH.
Weapon: Natascha, Sandvich, Apocofists
Bonus: +1 to defense.
Red Engineer
Status: Erectin' a Dispenser!
Weapons: Frontier Justice, Short Circuit, Gunslinger, Construction PDA, Destruction PDA
Bonus: +1 to Machine Operation
Red Medic
Status: HEALING FAIL!
Weapons: Blutsauger, Medi Gun, Solemn Vow
Bonus: +1 to healing.
Red Sniper
Status: Still not a crazed gunman.
Weapons: Huntsman, Jarate, Tribalman's Shiv
Bonus: +1 to distance shots.
Red Spy
Status: Gentlemen?
Weapons: Ambassador, Spy-cicle, Disguise Kit, Cloak and Dagger, Red-Tape recorder.
Bonus: +2 to defense.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Stronger than ever!
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Facepalming more than ever.
Kill Count: 4
Achievements: 2
Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, Broken Baseball Bat.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: Deader than ever.
Death Count: 2
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Bored as ever.
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Ditzy as ever.
Achievements: 2
Kill Count: 4
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: More On-Fire than ever!
Achievements: 2
Death Count: 3
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Not-Dead as ever!
Deaths: 1
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitar
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: The Same.
Items: Skimpy Clothing
Bonuses: +1 to defence. People get....distracted.
Miles Edgeworth
Name: Dick Gumshoe
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
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