Prepare for the boss fight by mentally focusing my energies to summon a Wind Elemental to serve me! My other two zombie/servant(s) will protect me in the meanwhile. And they'll try to find some cool gear and stuff.
[4+1] You sit down, and begin levitating once more, going into a special trance. You focus all your energy into the space in front of you, before opening your eyes to gaze upon your creations.
Allies gained!
- Wind Elemental
-Water Elemental
-Fire Elemental
-Earth Elemental
The Wind and Fire elementals stay with you, while the other two wander off into the mall, to cause mischief.
Meanwhile, Ankoth comes back carrying a Digiblade, while HEA comes back carrying a...Buster Sword? Cool.
Allies Lost!
-Water Elemental
-Earth Elemental
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)Lou Opens Fire on the Criminal Scum with his Flamethrower.
[5] You remember playing as a Pyro in TF2 and charge over the downed shelves at Charles Westly, spraying the flame in his...general direction. [5 vs. 3] He catches alight quickly and runs around outside the shop, dropping his new weapons in the process, before collapsing on the floor.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
A rumbling can be heard above you, as a small bottle of Gasoline drops down on your head. It bounce off into your and, and you pocket it for it's inevitable use later.
"Hmm..." Tara glanced back in Nacho's direction, then headed into the Pizza Hut. She hadn't exactly excelled in Cooking class back in school- I mean, c'mon, cooking?! Why cook when you can text the delivery service?- but she was going to give this a go, anyway.
"Can't be too hard, right?" She spoke softly to herself, dropping her handbag on a chair as she approached the freezers, stoves etcetera, grabbing out a pizza base, some tomato paste and several jars of red chilli.
>Attempt to make Nacho the spiciest, most delicious pizza ever created!
[4] You stare at the dough for a while, before realizing you don't know how to cook. You sneak out of the restaurant and come back carrying a frozen pizza and a bunch of chili peppers. Fortunately, Nacho is too busy looking for his tequila bottle to notice. You go back into the kitchen and cook the pizza. When it comes out, you chop up the peppers, sprinkle them on the pizza, and sprinkle some chili flakes on it as well. When you bring the pizza out, he seems impressed, and finishes the whole thing, looking full, satisfied, and ready to fight.
Nacho cools off over at the food court with a bottle of tequila, and shares it with Tara and anyone else around who appears friendly while waiting for the next boss battle.
[2] Unfortunately, you seem to have lent your tequila bottle to the Heavy, who you don't expect to get it back from.
Actually don't do my previous action.
Make a mental note of where the security booth is then go find a store with something that can record videos
[4] You make a detailed mental note of the place and set off for oh look, it's a future store! You walk in and come out carrying in a DVD player, some blank DVDs, and a MacBook Pro, because You've always wanted one. You walk back to the booth and begin recording...stuff.
Mission starting in 30 seconds.A familiar voice booms over the intercom.
A familiar tune begins to play throughout the mall, AKA this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDGD7kwsxMYou can hear voices and....mumbles coming down the hall as well, and know full well what's coming.
Red Scout
Status: Bonk!
Weapons: Sandman, Bonk! Atomic Punch x1, Force-A-Nature
Bonus: +1 to movement/speed
Red Soldier
Status: MAGGOTS!
Weapons: Liberty Launcher, Righteous Bison, Escape Plan.
Bonus: +1 to attack
Red Pyro
Status: Mmph.
Weapons: Rainblower, Scorch Shot, Lollichop.
Bonus: +1 to fire resistance
Red Demoman
Status: Better than Barrel full-o-Haggis.
Weapons: Loch-n-load, Scottish Resistance, Eyelander
Bonus: +1 Explosion resistance
Red Heavy
Status: SANDVICH GOOD.
Weapon: Natascha, Sandvich, Apocofists, Nacho's Tequila Bottle
Bonus: +1 to defense.
Red Engineer
Status: Buildin' a...
Weapons: Frontier Justice, Short Circuit, Gunslinger, Construction PDA, Destruction PDA
Bonus: +1 to Machine Operation
Red Medic
Status: Readying an Ubercharge
Weapons: Blutsauger, Medi Gun, Solemn Vow
Bonus: +1 to healing.
Red Sniper
Status: Still not a crazed gunman.
Weapons: Huntsman, Jarate, Tribalman's Shiv
Bonus: +1 to distance shots.
Red Spy
Status: Gentlemen?
Weapons: Ambassador, Spy-cicle, Disguise Kit, Cloak and Dagger, Red-Tape recorder.
Bonus: +2 to defense.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Feeling Full.
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Feeling Awesome
Kill Count: 4
Achievements: 2
Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, Broken Baseball Bat.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: Still feeling dead.
Death Count: 2
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Feeling bored.
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Feeling relieved
Achievements: 2
Kill Count: 4
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Looking for a Mobster to hit with his mop.
Achievements: 2
Death Count: 3
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Item: Micro-Uzi.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Feeling dead, just not as much as Liam.
Deaths: 1
Gloriokal
Name: Ankoth
Occupation: Warrior
Items: Dual Scimitar
Bonuses: -1 to Stabbing attacks against him.
Name: Heavily Endowed Amazonian
Occupation: The Same.
Items: Skimpy Clothing
Bonuses: +1 to defence. People get....distracted.
Name: Wispy
Occupation: Wind Elemental
Items: None
Bonus: +1 to defence against regular attacks. -1 against Earth attacks.
Name: Sparks
Occupation: Fire Elemental
Items: None
Bonus: +1 to attack. -1 to all Water defence.
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