YAY! A stop in Hinton has me with a laptop and internet connection!
Look for a store with something useful.
[2](Wow, my dice roller really doesn't like Phoenix Wright, apparently) You find no store. You find nothing useful. Where the hell even are you? In an infinite mall, you HAD to find the one place with NOTHING.
Maybe it's protesting against Capcom's decision not to localize Ace Attorney Investigations 2?
Make a phone call to Gumshoe while looking for a store
[6] You slam your finger into your phone so hard that you break your finger. OW...
Be right there boss!You close the phone and get a bit woozy from the detective's incredible loud voice, but He'll at least be here next turn...
Create a pronectile weapon using the supplies that I had found! (please excuse any typos, on an android.)
[4]You grab the blender and the toaster, as well as a Ass-Ton of knives, and, with some help of some duct tape and a lot of Band-Aids, you come up with a gun that shoots knives!
What?
Did you expect a gun that shot cows? Pshaw...
"Hmm. I found a Broom Closet a while back. This key might go to that."
Lou tries to remember where the Broom Closet was.
[4] You rack your memory for any smidge of locked doors. Your mind traces back to the trap store, and you cringe, but now you know where the door is...
Nacho searches for a rug to wipe his boots on, and then walks into a music shop and attempts to attract fighters with an epic guitar solo
[5] You get your traction and look up. Thankfully, you're in front of the 'AMAZING RUG AND GUITAR SHOP-O-RAMA.' Yeah, it's real. You begin to rock out like JIMI HENDRIX! All people in the immediate area hear it and begin to dance. FUNKY!
>Continue trying to find a non-threatening person, as before.
You're in the immediate area of Nacho, right in front of the store, to be in fact. He seems non-threatening right now, but before you can wave, you begin to dance. WHAT DANCE DO YOU DO?
I agree to help find the broom closet, and hang onto my bat in case of attack.
[1] You spout nonsense. It seems to offend Lou, who punches you in the face and takes your key, running away. The bat flies out of your hands and breaks on the ground. Wow. You suck at communicating.
Achievements:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
Players' Statuses
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, and half a bottle of Tobasco sauce.
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: ROCKIN' OUT!
Name: Gloriokal
User: Caerwyn
Item:1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
1x Effigy of Ghoul (Can be cast on the ground to summon the wraith of a long-dead creature. Not very powerful, but quick and scary.)
Bonuses: +1 on rolls involving simple weapons and summoning creatures.
Status: Wishing he had a cow gun.
Kill Count: 1
Achievements: 1
Name: Liam Di'Angelou
User:Xiphonii
Items: A deck of marked playing cards, Baseball Bat, 1/2 of key.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Accuracy with thrown items and Persuasion.
Status: COMMUNICATION FAIL.
Death Count: 1
Achievements: 2
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Item: Briefcase
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Broken finger, head ringing, secret hatred of certain detective.
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Bags of DESIGNER Crap.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
Achievements: 1
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Items: Mop, 1/2 of key
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Making a break for it!
Achievements: 1
See ya in the morning.