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[Darvi]

I think Xanta-kun is more appropriate.

_{Alright alright, I'll stop.}

[Xantalos]

No. I refuse to be anime.

In the words of my father, "Tough tits."
You are an anime magical-eldrich-girl and that is the last I'll be hearing from you.

* Xantalos shoves a tentacle up Graknorke's left nostril and hoists him into the air by his brain

You simply don't understand how long it'll take to shake that off my reputation, sir.

* Graknorke pulls up on the tentacle to avoid putting strain on his head and neck.

It's already on your reputation. If you really want to shake it, you'd better start now.
Also, you have been on my mind this entire time. Could you please stop? The nerve () impulses from your tentacle are really harshing on my sanity and mental abilities, if you know what I'm saying.

*tentacle flailing by brain*
Well you did say shake it.

[Iceblaster]

Oh my god! You killed Graknorke...

Maybe...

/shameless reference.

[Xantalos]

No...
Not quite.

[LordSlowpoke]

No. I refuse to be anime.

In the words of my father, "Tough tits."
You are an anime magical-eldrich-girl and that is the last I'll be hearing from you.

* Xantalos shoves a tentacle up Graknorke's left nostril and hoists him into the air by his brain

You simply don't understand how long it'll take to shake that off my reputation, sir.

* Graknorke pulls up on the tentacle to avoid putting strain on his head and neck.

It's already on your reputation. If you really want to shake it, you'd better start now.
Also, you have been on my mind this entire time. Could you please stop? The nerve () impulses from your tentacle are really harshing on my sanity and mental abilities, if you know what I'm saying.

*tentacle flailing by brain*
Well you did say shake it.

* LordSlowpoke pulls Xantalos by the 51th tentacle's second ring to establish transformation sequence

the life of a magical eldritch girl is suffering

[Graknorke]

INB4 I'm already too far neurally integrated into Xantalos to be dead.
By which I mean, I'm too far neurally integrated into Xantalos to be dead. But I needed to inb4 myself because I'm a smug shit like that. Also I cannot move my body, or really much of anything. Or comprehend any particularly helpful sensory information. I'm pretty sure that if I did I would disappear into a mess of a mind, effectively non-existent, the seam between my own insane demi-thoughts and Xantalos' incomprehensible thought process fading as I become completely assimilated.

[Xantalos]

Sorry you got soaked in acid there man, but you gotta stop poking that gland.

[Graknorke]

Sorry you got soaked in acid there man, but you gotta stop poking that gland.

oh god oh man i dont know what im doing i only understand 3dimensional space help

[Xantalos]

Look just don't wriggle.

[Gunner-Chan]

You guys do remember that there was a big thing about all the overdone impromptu forum RP taking over topics right? Why we're missing a certain board now?

I don't know how many of you were even around back then.

[Owlbread]

I think I was around back then but I was always in the upper boards.

[Xantalos]

I've heard. I'll stop.

[Descan]

Nonono, he has to wriggle in the correct pattern.

Left, right, left, ana, up, backward, kata, right, down, forward, ana. Repeat.


Edit: I'm keeping the Ana and Kata, I spent a good 5 minutes looking for 4-D directional names.

[Descan]

wot

[Graknorke]

You guys do remember that there was a big thing about all the overdone impromptu forum RP taking over topics right? Why we're missing a certain board now?

I don't know how many of you were even around back then.

Actually I had no idea. Which board was it?