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[Xantalos]

That is the taste of faith, boy! You better get used to sipping that sweet nectar or the lord gonna strike you down, oh yes he will!

bitch i got married to jehovah at one point
then divorced him and took half his stuff
then sold it back to him on ebay for twice the original cost

[Max White]

Well that explains why he is so against gay marriage. Thanks for ruining it for everybody Xantalos!

[Xantalos]

Hey, he only thought I was male.

[Descan]

That depends on the number of tentacles Xantalos has.

[Xantalos]

Hey, he only thought I was male.

[Descan]

Damnit the Internet is being weird again. :I

Edit: Though that is basically the perfect double post.

[Xantalos]

No, that was probably me skipping through time again.
Damn timeskips.

[Descan]

Still, that? Those posts? That is glorious.

[Xantalos]

Indeed.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Hey, he only thought I was male.

* MetalSlimeHunt slides down against the wall with a severe nosebleed.

[frostshotgg]

Hey, he only thought I thought he was male.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Remember the "atheist professor is ruined by defiant christian student" copypasta? Somebody had the bright idea that it should be made into a full movie.

You know what? I think I will watch this movie. And laugh. I will go into the theater  and LAUGH MY ASS OFF. I will not silence my phone, damn it!
 If I was a movie critic, then I would say "You don't know how much I am going to enjoy failing you."
Though, in all seriousness, how the fuck does science prove his existence?

Also, you got a link to that copypasta?

[Iceblaster]

Remember the "atheist professor is ruined by defiant christian student" copypasta? Somebody had the bright idea that it should be made into a full movie.

You know what? I think I will watch this movie. And laugh. I will go into the theater  and LAUGH MY ASS OFF. I will not silence my phone, damn it!
 If I was a movie critic, then I would say "You don't know how much I am going to enjoy failing you."
Though, in all seriousness, how the fuck does science prove his existence?

Also, you got a link to that copypasta?

I would like that copy pasta as well, might at least see how stupidishmaybe it is.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

This is the original, as well as the Snopes article debunking it.

Jack Chick made his own version of it.

Then there's the parody version:

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

And finally, there's the Tumblr Social Justice version.

[Iceblaster]

Heh.

All of this has made me laugh.

Is that a bad thing?