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[Owlbread]

I guess maybe the best bacon you've ever had. My... my condolences. If you're ever somehow in the florida panhandle, give me a ring. I might be able to hook you up.

Spoiler: Bacon in the UK is a kind of flabby monstrosity. (click to show/hide)

Essentially, anything is better than that.

[Descan]

It's basically a horrific cross between strip-bacon and back-bacon.

[BlackFlyme]

Flabby Monstrosity

Now that I think about it, I can no longer stand the sight of bacon either.

[Xantalos]

Flabby Monstrosity

Now that I think about it, I can no longer stand the sight of bacon either.

Make bacon out of your eyes. Problem = solve.

[Flying Dice]

I gazed into the abyss and the abyss flapped its slab back at me.

[Bauglir]

That bacon picture looks delicious. It's like a thin-sliced pork chop. I'd rather have that than many forms of the bacon I get here in the states, although I've got a soft spot for soft-cooked candied bacon.

[NobodyPro]

The Guardian: Cupcakes are butter-iced snares of self-loathing that sell precisely because they exploit young women's insecurity about their looks and identity, and offer a completely false and self-defeating solace of temporary gratification, almost certainly followed by remorse and disgust.

[BlackFlyme]

The Guardian: Cupcakes are butter-iced snares of self-loathing that sell precisely because they exploit young women's insecurity about their looks and identity, and offer a completely false and self-defeating solace of temporary gratification, almost certainly followed by remorse and disgust.

Such an innocent little title they have there.

Such an obviously well researched story as well.

I should reward them by sending them some vomit inducers bacon scented scratch-and-sniff stickers

Though reading the staff comments makes me think it was written as a joke.

[FearfulJesuit]

The plot thickens: for those who remember my creepy-ass suitemate, apparently the girl who filed a creepiness report on him was the girl I went out on a date with tonight.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm sure there's no way this could end badly for those involved.

[FearfulJesuit]

Not with a bang, but a whimper?

[Flying Dice]

Not with a bang, but a whimper?

ಠ_ಠ

[Graknorke]

The Guardian: Cupcakes are butter-iced snares of self-loathing that sell precisely because they exploit young women's insecurity about their looks and identity, and offer a completely false and self-defeating solace of temporary gratification, almost certainly followed by remorse and disgust.

Such an innocent little title they have there.

Such an obviously well researched story as well.

I should reward them by sending them some vomit inducers bacon scented scratch-and-sniff stickers

Though reading the staff comments makes me think it was written as a joke.

It's an opinion piece that isn't meant to be taken too seriously.

[scriver]

The plot thickens: for those who remember my creepy-ass suitemate, apparently the girl who filed a creepiness report on him was the girl I went out on a date with tonight.

Congratulations. Your life is now a teenager's relationship drama tv-series. Enjoy.

[IronTomato]

The plot thickens: for those who remember my creepy-ass suitemate, apparently the girl who filed a creepiness report on him was the girl I went out on a date with tonight.

The Fun begins.

Not with a bang, but a whimper?

ಠ_ಠ

FearfulJesuit I am disappoint.