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[Lightningfalcon]

I just wear a boonie hat.  Looks (decent) enough on me, and it provides just enough shade that it is worth me putting it on, but not enough that it it uncomfortable having part of my body cool and part of it hot. 

[Steelmagic]

I wear completely normal baseball caps. Except for when i wear a steel helmet but those times don't count.

[Squill]

In one of my classes, there's a kid who looks extremely Irish/Scottish, and he always wears a beret, usually a plaid one. So one day, the person sitting behind him steals the hat. The kid who's hat was stolen turns around, and without breaking eye contact, reaches into his bag and pulls out another goddamn beret.

[Gentlefish]

In one of my classes, there's a kid who looks extremely Irish/Scottish, and he always wears a beret, usually a plaid one. So one day, the person sitting behind him steals the hat. The kid who's hat was stolen turns around, and without breaking eye contact, reaches into his bag and pulls out another goddamn beret.

That kid comes prepared. Or he's the beret guy from XKCD

[EnigmaticHat]

IMHO, the best hat is a golden crown. But not a normal crown -- an ancient crown, it's spikes twisted and its shape weathered by age, but still standing strong. Some of the decorative gems are missing or smashed. Without talking, it tells a tale of a kingdom, long lost, who fell to the night. The sound of an army, battlecries an of a million voices crying out in pain and being silenced echo through your ears at the mere sight of it. But, there is hope- a single heir survived. In fact the heir is wearing the crown right now. *Camera slowly zooms out*
A dark heir, a mad heir, but still a heir. Here he sits in his throne of evil, a dark lord with a light soul, in a castle of cobwebs on top of a mountain of black in a land of blight that used to be a kingdom.

Until I can acquire that one I will have to use normal hats.

I prefer the version that comes with lichification my self.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I made a fedora out of duct tape once. That is all.

[Flying Dice]

I wish paperboy caps weren't part of the hipster shtick. They're nifty and easier to match than a fedora.

[kaijyuu]

I've a heirloom hat from my father. He wore it for about a decade himself and gave it to me when he visited to meet my fiancee (now wife) for the first time.

It's old, ugly, beat up, and doesn't match anything, but I don't care.

[Gentlefish]

But the paperboy cap isn't necessarily ruined like the fedora has been. I mean, at least, you don't see webcomics about a fedora making a child into a gross manchild and being (And I'm being snarky saying this) "freindzoned" by their mother.

Hilarious comic. Sad fate to a once-great hat.

Oh, yeah, can I just link something here?

I want to stab this man in the eyes.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I've seen some astounding ignorance on what a fetus looks like. But this takes the cake. Fucking hilarious.

[penguinofhonor]

Chance that guy is being serious: 0.01%

I'm torn between laughing because people are falling for the obvious troll or crying because people are seriously falling for this obvious troll.

[Flying Dice]

But the paperboy cap isn't necessarily ruined like the fedora has been. I mean, at least, you don't see webcomics about a fedora making a child into a gross manchild and being (And I'm being snarky saying this) "freindzoned" by their mother.

Hilarious comic. Sad fate to a once-great hat.

Oh, yeah, can I just link something here?

I want to stab this man in the eyes.

I don't even care that you crossposted it in the WTF thread, that's beautiful enough to go in every emotion thread.

[Mr Space Cat]

Oh, yeah, can I just link something here?

I want to stab this man in the eyes.

Wow, that dude's aborted fetus child looks a heck of a lot like a blobfish.

OP of that post is probably trolling. Maybe. Hopefully.

[Gentlefish]

No you have no idea if you go to the rest of his blog.

He's serious.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I don't even care if it's real or not. It's too funny for me to care.