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[HFS]

"mermaids are real because I saw it on the Discovery Channel"

Well, I don't know how trustworthy this site is due to never using it ever [and indeed, never hearing about it before], but...

(Got this off of Google. I remember hearing it a while back, so...)

...Hooray for prosthetics?

[MadMalkavian]

Miley Cyrus wanted to "make history". She makes Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman seem like professors at MIT with that statement.

[Xantalos]

Who?

[NobodyPro]

I think she works at KFC

[Jelle]

I got "I don't need to get a flu shot because I take lots of vitamin C supplements", "mermaids are real because I saw it on the Discovery Channel", and several other stupids from various coworkers today. I blame whoever turned on History Channel in the break room.

Oh I saw that one on the mermaids, frigging hilarious. Can't believe anyone would take that serious. 

[Redzephyr01]

Here's some really stupid celebrity quotes;
“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” – Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” -Britney Spears
“Do they like make walls there?” - Paris Hilton, talking about wal-mart.
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” - Mariah Carey
“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.” – Mike Tyson
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." - Fran Lebowitz
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva
"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall
"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me." - Jessica Simpson

[werty892]

-MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF STUPID-

Brain bleach! Brain bleach!

[LordSlowpoke]

The Orkz put every bangin' donk on it.

LITERAL DONKPRINCES

[Descan]

Some of those sound like something a stand-up comedian would say. >___>

[kaian-a-coel]

Some of those sound like something a stand-up comedian would say. >___>

Because they say it. Peoplez being actually stupid saves them the chore of caricaturing them into stupid.

[Gamerlord]

Some of those sound like something a stand-up comedian would say. >___>

Because they say it. Peoplez being actually stupid saves them the chore of caricaturing them into stupid.

So people be stupid to make looking stupid easier?
...
Wot?

[Darvi]

No, it's the other way round. Making people look stupid is easy if they're already stupid.

[frostshotgg]

Everybody says stupid shit. It's a lot easier to find stupid shit said by celebrities, because more of what they say is recorded. And a lot of those seemed like simply speech, as opposed to writing out an essay in their heads then saying it. Like one of my favorite Lit teachers always said, "People only care about grammar when they write." For example, the Arnold one is obviously "I don't believe in gay marriage, I think marriage should be between a man and a woman." Shaq was probably not listening carefully to the reporter that asked him that. Bush's statement is completely valid, for example I believe that court should be public, but there are some cases like the Zimmerman case where I wish judges could just tell the media to gtfo. Tyson's was just misspeaking. I could go on to dissect all of them, but I think you get the point.

[Descan]

I didn't mean "A comedian would say it to mock the celebrity", I mean a comedian would say it as a joke in it's own right. Like watching television by candle-light, or food being a part of a balanced diet, or waking up at 6AM regardless of the time. Or even the one about faces talking and having strong opinions he doesn't agree with.

I'd laugh if they said that on stage. >___>

[Graknorke]

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush

George Bush is just a renewable resource for stupid quotes.