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[DWC]

'bearer of light'

So Satan is a Bear made of Light, then. Got it.

That works too. You know how sloppy these translations over the centuries have been. All we really know for sure is that Satan is fucking awesome.

[Devling]

And lo! the lord god did make Satan sick wicked.
And it was good.

[Xantalos]

Yeah, Satan was at one point the most beautiful angeland described as such. Nothing says he was disfigured or anything after he rebelled. Also all angels are not even all humanoid or human looking. They are bizarre things with wheels and lights and multiple faces on a single head, ect, ect.

Lucifer means 'bearer of light'. So, Satan if he looks like anything, is probably a blinding sphere of psychedelic rainbow colors, like really pretty looking, if one could look at it. Like, maybe exactly how the instant of a nuclear bomb going off looks like. Psychedelic colors of everything on the electromagnetic scale blooming at once and radiating outwards along each bandwidth's individual distortion. Beautiful.

No testicles implied. Please, use religious references responsibly guys.

You came closer to him than most people do.

[Spaghetti7]

One of those chain annoying you're-going-to-die-unless-you-endlessly-repost-this comment things turned up the other day. I'll spoiler it for your reading pleasure:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hello my name is Jackson. On my fourth birthday we went to a fair. I got lost and could not find my parents. 1 hour of searching went by when someone grabbed me and threw me into his van. He took me to his house and beat me with a axe until I died. No one could find my body because he buried me in a dessert. I then later returned as a ghost 8 years later when I was 12. I went to his house and killed him. A girl named Loran got this message. She laughed and deleted it. I later came to her house and killed her and buried her in a dessert. A boy named Leo read this message and sent It to only 5 people. Not a smart boy. That night his TV got fuzzy and he saw a shape of me in the door way. He thought he was seeing things. He went back to sleep. When he woke up he was locked in my underground dungeon. Another Girl named Zoe read this message. She was freaked out by it. She sent it to 25 people. (10 people more than you are supposed to.) Every night I check In on her to make sure she is ok. Send this to 15 people in 5 minutes or suffer. If u don't believe this then you will suffer. I wish you luck:) Your time starts in 3 2 1 go!

However, one of the stupid "RAEL" case studies caught my eye there. Here it is again:

A girl named Loran got this message. She laughed and deleted it. I later came to her house and killed her and buried her in a dessert.

Now, I think this really emphasizes the importance of correct spelling. One more time, for people who still haven't got it:

buried her in a dessert

Well, in that case I won't repost this. I quite fancy being buried alive in a trifle, thank you very much.

[Skyrunner]

You missed the part where he killed her, then buried her in what can only be described as a sumptuous mound of cake.

[Mech#4]

Guess she got her 'just desserts'.





Ugh, even I think that's terrible.

[Steelmagic]

Guess she got her 'just desserts'.

PIE think you can come up with a better pun than that. I'm going to go to sleep now like i probably should've 5 hours ago.   Watch I'll be back in like 5 minutes

[Max White]

Look, I'm all for fun, but this is a pretty serious matter. Best not to trifle with it.

[Parsely]

Look, I'm all for fun, but this is a pretty serious matter. Best not to trifle with it.

This one really takes the cake.

[Max White]

Oh come on, don't be a tart. A lot of people would scone at making light of the situation.

[Parsely]

You think you're an angel, but you're really just a charlotte.

[Loud Whispers]

1. Repost message.
2. Acquire cakes and harness pun energy.
3. ???
4. Profiterole

[Spaghetti7]

:O

[Sergarr]

:O

The cakemageddon has begun.

[tomio175]

:O

The cakemageddon has begun.

And the whore landwhale of Babylon came on her mighty beast, for it was mighty indeed, as it had to carry that goddamn weight...