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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1046512 times)

PanH

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5550 on: July 09, 2013, 05:00:25 pm »

You know, I hear so often about people getting caught like that I have to wonder if actual hitmen really exist.
Yes they do. If you want to find them you can go to a library and look for a huge hench man in a suit typing on a tiny laptop with his huge sturdy fingers. If you laugh he'll kill you right there though. Just saying.
Now that you said it, all hitmen will have to leave libraries and go in other similar buildings.
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« Reply #5551 on: July 09, 2013, 05:05:16 pm »

You know, I hear so often about people getting caught like that I have to wonder if actual hitmen really exist.
Yes they do. If you want to find them you can go to a library and look for a huge hench man in a suit typing on a tiny laptop with his huge sturdy fingers. If you laugh he'll kill you right there though. Just saying.
Now that you said it, all hitmen will have to leave libraries and go in other similar buildings.
Like churches? In that case you want to go into the confession booth all quiet like, slip the assignment through the window, and leave. Best case, you got the right place and the hitman does his thing. Worst case, it's an actual vicar and they aren't allowed to say anything because discretion rules.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5552 on: July 09, 2013, 05:09:32 pm »

http://gma.yahoo.com/video/woman-caught-tape-allegedly-planning-130057183.html
I saw this. This woman's an idiot. Thinking she could just walk into a car and ask for a hitman.

The obvious solution is to make hitman vending machines. Keep trained hitmen in cryogenic tubes, and thaw them out from the machine when someone puts money in. You'd have to disguise the machine somehow, probably buy up a suburban house or abandoned warehouse or something.
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« Reply #5553 on: July 09, 2013, 05:14:36 pm »

Vicars ARE hitmen.
Actually, we have a rule : the less likely you look like a hitman, the more you seem to look like a hitman. Looking like a hitman draws less attention.
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« Reply #5554 on: July 09, 2013, 05:15:14 pm »

Vicars ARE hitmen.
Actually, we have a rule : the less likely you look like a hitman, the more you seem to look like a hitman. Looking like a hitman draws less attention.
Cute little babies are all hitmen in disguise.
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« Reply #5555 on: July 09, 2013, 05:42:32 pm »

Vicars ARE hitmen.
Actually, we have a rule : the less likely you look like a hitman, the more you seem to look like a hitman. Looking like a hitman draws less attention.
Cute little babies are all hitmen in disguise.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5556 on: July 09, 2013, 05:44:19 pm »


I've seen less anime babies with guns.
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« Reply #5557 on: July 09, 2013, 06:11:28 pm »

Vicars ARE hitmen.
Actually, we have a rule : the less likely you look like a hitman, the more you seem to look like a hitman. Looking like a hitman draws less attention.
Cute little babies are all hitmen in disguise.

Dammit, Japan!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5558 on: July 09, 2013, 06:16:58 pm »


I've seen less anime babies with guns.
Less? So smaller babies?
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« Reply #5559 on: July 09, 2013, 06:21:05 pm »

Less was in relation to how anime the babies were.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5560 on: July 09, 2013, 06:49:56 pm »

you should've made it more clear that anime was an adjective there. Anime-ish or anime-y.
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« Reply #5561 on: July 09, 2013, 07:06:20 pm »


doesn't it bother you guys that she did it while wearing a batman sweater?

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« Reply #5562 on: July 09, 2013, 07:07:02 pm »

Who did what?
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« Reply #5563 on: July 09, 2013, 07:07:34 pm »

she got on her feet and put a donk on it

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« Reply #5564 on: July 09, 2013, 07:15:04 pm »

Obviously she thought that if she wore that people would assume she was Batman, and as Batman they would assume she had a good reason to be hiring a hitman.
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