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[PanH]

You know, I hear so often about people getting caught like that I have to wonder if actual hitmen really exist.

Yes they do. If you want to find them you can go to a library and look for a huge hench man in a suit typing on a tiny laptop with his huge sturdy fingers. If you laugh he'll kill you right there though. Just saying.

Now that you said it, all hitmen will have to leave libraries and go in other similar buildings.

[Graknorke]

You know, I hear so often about people getting caught like that I have to wonder if actual hitmen really exist.

Yes they do. If you want to find them you can go to a library and look for a huge hench man in a suit typing on a tiny laptop with his huge sturdy fingers. If you laugh he'll kill you right there though. Just saying.

Now that you said it, all hitmen will have to leave libraries and go in other similar buildings.

Like churches? In that case you want to go into the confession booth all quiet like, slip the assignment through the window, and leave. Best case, you got the right place and the hitman does his thing. Worst case, it's an actual vicar and they aren't allowed to say anything because discretion rules.

[SealyStar]

http://gma.yahoo.com/video/woman-caught-tape-allegedly-planning-130057183.html

I saw this. This woman's an idiot. Thinking she could just walk into a car and ask for a hitman.

The obvious solution is to make hitman vending machines. Keep trained hitmen in cryogenic tubes, and thaw them out from the machine when someone puts money in. You'd have to disguise the machine somehow, probably buy up a suburban house or abandoned warehouse or something.

[PanH]

Vicars ARE hitmen.
Actually, we have a rule : the less likely you look like a hitman, the more you seem to look like a hitman. Looking like a hitman draws less attention.

[SealyStar]

Vicars ARE hitmen.
Actually, we have a rule : the less likely you look like a hitman, the more you seem to look like a hitman. Looking like a hitman draws less attention.

Cute little babies are all hitmen in disguise.

[MagmaMcFry]

Vicars ARE hitmen.
Actually, we have a rule : the less likely you look like a hitman, the more you seem to look like a hitman. Looking like a hitman draws less attention.

Cute little babies are all hitmen in disguise.

Spoiler: There are mangas of everything (click to show/hide)

[Graknorke]

I've seen less anime babies with guns.

[SealyStar]

Vicars ARE hitmen.
Actually, we have a rule : the less likely you look like a hitman, the more you seem to look like a hitman. Looking like a hitman draws less attention.

Cute little babies are all hitmen in disguise.

Spoiler: There are mangas of everything (click to show/hide)

Dammit, Japan!

[misko27]

I've seen less anime babies with guns.

Less? So smaller babies?

[Graknorke]

Less was in relation to how anime the babies were.

[frostshotgg]

you should've made it more clear that anime was an adjective there. Anime-ish or anime-y.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

doesn't it bother you guys that she did it while wearing a batman sweater?

[Xantalos]

Who did what?

[LordSlowpoke]

she got on her feet and put a donk on it

the dark knight just doesn't care anymore

[Steelmagic]

Obviously she thought that if she wore that people would assume she was Batman, and as Batman they would assume she had a good reason to be hiring a hitman.