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Spoiler: Oh Omegle (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is the second amendment outdated, with the massively advanced technology possessed by the US military?

Stranger 2: fuck the second amendmant

Stranger 1: fuck everything!

Stranger 2: no just that

Stranger 1: anarchy

Stranger 2: and terrorists

Stranger 2: no fuck anarchy

Stranger 2: fag

Stranger 1: ANARCHY

Stranger 2: fuck you

Stranger 2: emo faggot

Stranger 1: loser

Stranger 2: fag

Stranger 1: jerk

Stranger 2: faggot

Stranger 2 has disconnected

ah the pinnacle of human human communication.

[miauw62]

Spoiler: Oh Omegle (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is the second amendment outdated, with the massively advanced technology possessed by the US military?

Stranger 2: fuck the second amendmant

Stranger 1: fuck everything!

Stranger 2: no just that

Stranger 1: anarchy

Stranger 2: and terrorists

Stranger 2: no fuck anarchy

Stranger 2: fag

Stranger 1: ANARCHY

Stranger 2: fuck you

Stranger 2: emo faggot

Stranger 1: loser

Stranger 2: fag

Stranger 1: jerk

Stranger 2: faggot

Stranger 2 has disconnected

For some reason, this makes me giggle a LOT.

E:

Question to discuss:
If we dig deep enough can we release all the gravity?

HNGGGGG

E2: Holy shit.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If we dig deep enough can we release all the gravity?
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: Its possible..
Stranger 1: Depends on a couple of things.
Stranger 1: Where we put the dirt for example
Stranger 2: But u cant reach that deep practically
Stranger 1: True enough
Stranger 1: Unless you mean a metaphor
Stranger 1: Because if everyone digs deep enough, we can take the weight off the world
Stranger 1: So, how's it going?
Stranger 1: Bored yet?
Stranger 1: FINE
Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Rose]

Whoah, that's deep, man.

[Loud Whispers]

Whoah, that's deep, man.

Dug3deep5me.

[DarkWolfXV]

Spoiler: Oh Omegle (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is the second amendment outdated, with the massively advanced technology possessed by the US military?

Stranger 2: fuck the second amendmant

Stranger 1: fuck everything!

Stranger 2: no just that

Stranger 1: anarchy

Stranger 2: and terrorists

Stranger 2: no fuck anarchy

Stranger 2: fag

Stranger 1: ANARCHY

Stranger 2: fuck you

Stranger 2: emo faggot

Stranger 1: loser

Stranger 2: fag

Stranger 1: jerk

Stranger 2: faggot

Stranger 2 has disconnected

ah the pinnacle of human human communication.

HAHA I DIED.

[IronTomato]

"Why aren't you going to the 8th grade celebration?" X over 9000

[Gamerlord]

"Why aren't you going to the 8th grade celebration?" X over 9000

"Why aren't you going to the Year 12 Formal?"
SO MANY FUCKING TIMES.

[Graknorke]

Some guys sat behind me on the bus today had either a shitty sense of humour or were utter morons. I head things such as:
"For that party we need subwoofers, bass drops, dubstep, American Cream Soda..." "You forgot booze" "Yeah man we need a load of booze"
"If I saw you dressed like that I'd knock you down through the door and tell you to put something else on before I rag you" "Yeah just pull her panties down there you get me?"
"That cafe's always filled with cops. Fucking full of snitches there."

I can't tell if they were joking or serious, since they kept it up the entire journey. Then again they were speaking in the sort of voice I would use when making fun of statements like that. But the reason that voice is used is because people who take that stuff seriously presumably speak like that.
I reckon they were just imbeciles.

[IronTomato]

I saw those two Omegle things up there, and couldn't help myself.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



Question to discuss:

What is Love?


Stranger 2: neurotransmitters


Stranger 2: in your brain


Stranger 2: caused by an evolutionary need to reproduce and care for your young


Stranger 1: oh no


Stranger 1: you shattered my world


Stranger 1: i must kill myself now


Stranger 2: no


Stranger 2: there's still chocolate


Stranger 1: but we like chocolote only because it has sugars that the body craves in order to retain fat for colder seasons!


Stranger 2: but it's delicious


Stranger 1: only because the brain says so!


Stranger 2: yes


Stranger 2: the brain says everything


Stranger 2: but chocolate is good


Stranger 2: so dying is bad


Stranger 2: therefore if you kill yourself you're going against your brain's natural tendencies and need to survive


Stranger 1: that's self contradictory, how can the brain be the one that says everything and at the same time i can go against it?


Stranger 2: exACTLY


Stranger 1: :O


Stranger 2: that's what makes us human yeahh


Stranger 2: so u don't need to kill yourself anymore ok


Stranger 1: well


Stranger 1: okay


Stranger 1: thanks


Stranger 1: you saved my life


Stranger 2: no problem


Stranger 2: eat chocolate


Stranger 2: i really love chocolate


Stranger 2 has disconnected

I wanted one of them to say "Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" But instead I got something slightly more funny.

[Devling]

Stranger 2 is the best person I have ever seen on Omegle.
I'm not even kidding.

[frostshotgg]

The trick to seeing  good people on Omegle is to ask questions that are not asking for information or anything, but an actual conversation prompt. Something like "Stranger 1 is deeply in love with Stranger 2. Stranger 2 isn't sure how s/he feels about Stranger 1."

[Scelly9]

The problem is, neither stranger knows which is stranger one and which is stranger 2.

[Frumple]

All the better, Scel. All the better.

[frostshotgg]

That's 90% of the fun.

[Vattic]

Person 1: This government makes us racist.
Person 2: Oh aye. Too true.