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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1034614 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4680 on: April 29, 2013, 07:45:49 pm »

Remember that lulzy post about otherkin and their... kin a while back?

I got more tumblr idiocy!

"A toddler and a flying dog CANNOT do work intended for an adult human."
"Non-kin stealing our identities belittles the battles we face every day..."
"It's because in a past life I was a Japanese tortoise!"
Oh god even just the side bar on the first link makes me want to kill or cry or kill crying people. I just don't even. I fucking don't.

BEING FAT ISNT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. YOU CANT PUT TRANS IN FRONT OF ANY WORD AND MAKE IT LOOK OPPRESSED. PRIVILEGE ISNT A REAL THING. ARG.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4681 on: April 29, 2013, 08:00:20 pm »

Remember that lulzy post about otherkin and their... kin a while back?

I got more tumblr idiocy!

"A toddler and a flying dog CANNOT do work intended for an adult human."
"Non-kin stealing our identities belittles the battles we face every day..."
"It's because in a past life I was a Japanese tortoise!"
Oh god even just the side bar on the first link makes me want to kill or cry or kill crying people. I just don't even. I fucking don't.

BEING FAT ISNT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. YOU CANT PUT TRANS IN FRONT OF ANY WORD AND MAKE IT LOOK OPPRESSED. PRIVILEGE ISNT A REAL THING. ARG.

I am willing to accept the concept, if not the excessive application, of "white privilege", "male privilege", and to a lesser extent "straight privilege". Any other "privilege" is totally dubious.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4683 on: April 29, 2013, 08:16:39 pm »

"My computer is acting weird."

Me: "Can you explain to me what the computer is doing weird?  Is it turning itself off, or is it telling you to buy something? Anything like that?"

"It's just acting weird."

Me: "Is it not starting when you turn it on?  I'm afraid 'acting weird' is a vague description and I can't help much with just that to go on.  If you think it could be a virus you could go to this website ... ... and try the online scanner."

"You are not helpful at all."


Note that I'm not getting paid for this email correspondence, it's just a fellow online class student who found out I'm a computer guy.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4684 on: April 29, 2013, 08:19:53 pm »

:I

If it wasn't "online class student" then next time I saw them I'd say "What the hell was that in the e-mails? Are you TRYING to be obtuse? I can't help you if I don't know what your computer is actually doing, and "acting weird" is about as good a descriptor as saying someone "looked white"."
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« Reply #4685 on: April 29, 2013, 08:22:02 pm »

"My computer is acting weird."

Me: "Can you explain to me what the computer is doing weird?  Is it turning itself off, or is it telling you to buy something? Anything like that?"

"It's just acting weird."

Me: "Is it not starting when you turn it on?  I'm afraid 'acting weird' is a vague description and I can't help much with just that to go on.  If you think it could be a virus you could go to this website ... ... and try the online scanner."

"You are not helpful at all."


Note that I'm not getting paid for this email correspondence, it's just a fellow online class student who found out I'm a computer guy.
Ugh. I feel your pain.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4686 on: April 29, 2013, 08:22:53 pm »

And here's the rational response to them (Christ, there are sane people on Tumblr?!):



And a good article:

"From Otherkin to Transethnicity: Your Field Guide to the Weird World of Tumblr Identity Politics"

EDIT:

Oh Christ, this is actually the source of that "Best of tumblr.txt" :P
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 08:28:51 pm by SealyStar »
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« Reply #4687 on: April 29, 2013, 08:38:46 pm »

"It's because in a past life I was a Japanese tortoise!"
The very idea of peanut butter with chocolate chips is just mind boggling.
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« Reply #4688 on: April 29, 2013, 08:40:16 pm »

"It's because in a past life I was a Japanese tortoise!"
The very idea of peanut butter with chocolate chips is just mind boggling.
Never had a chocolate peanut butter cup? They're pretty damn tasty.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4689 on: April 29, 2013, 08:48:47 pm »

I looked up demisexual expecting to find, like, a dragon poop fetish or something.
It's actually not that weird.
Unless I'm just missing the terrible implications.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4690 on: April 29, 2013, 09:04:48 pm »

I think the terrible implication is that people decided that they needed a word that they could make them sound oppressed or marginalized. I think the regular speak word for it is just romantic.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4691 on: April 29, 2013, 09:13:34 pm »

That's not it exactly. The "demisexuals" claim to be people who feel romantic attachment based upon emotional bonds alone, rather than gender or physical standards. To me that just sounds like bisexuals who are emotionally invested rather than a specific sexuality.

So yes, the terrible implication is that they're trying to seem oppressed. The Tumblr social justice community's entire problem is that they're an out of control oppression olympics which also has mentally ill people in the running.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4692 on: April 29, 2013, 09:14:24 pm »

It's like the opposite of 4chan, while still being equally terrible.
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« Reply #4693 on: April 29, 2013, 09:17:02 pm »

I would contend that it's in fact worse than 4chan. 90% of 4chan isn't /b/ which is where the shit is. As far as I can tell, 90% of tumblr IS social justice and its friends.
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« Reply #4694 on: April 29, 2013, 09:19:24 pm »

It's hard to say. /b/ is for the most part self-contained. The tumblr social justice people invite themselves in. Everywhere. They don't even stay on tumblr. I'm expecting one to be alerted by a spider bot and burst into Bay 12 any second now.
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