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[SealyStar]

God hates figs? New Westboro Baptist Church campaign.

Actually, if you look it up, there are multiple parodies of the WBC with that exact joke.

[Sirus]

Probably linked this before, but w/e

[Max White]

Next thing there will be angsty kids sitting in their dark room crying and eating figs... Actually this could make for a great health food campaign!

[Vattic]

God hates figs? New Westboro Baptist Church campaign.

Actually, if you look it up, there are multiple parodies of the WBC with that exact joke.

9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

Oh well.

[Graknorke]

Youtube Comments are like a goldmine for content for this thread.

"Your to self - absorbed and you may have Turret Syndrome ! But they have drugs for that. What they do not have drugs for is a small peepees. I do like your rants on god but U come across as a male form of RACHEL MADDOW with Turret's. Your to unstable to be in law enforcement but U are entertaining ! Your not cut out to have a long relationship at this point in your life ... U need more people skills first. "
I could try taking apart this and point out why it's stupid. But I'm lazy. Instead, I'll just go...

Spoiler: lol, turret syndrome (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

I was expecting a crown of turrets Ancient Roma style. I am disappoint.

*EDIT

Reposted from happy thread:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[MonkeyHead]

Use a Youtube video about the recent dating of the Grand Canyon in a lecture - turns out it is 70,000,000 years old according to radiometric dating, not 5,000,000 as had been predicted previously.

Read comments at end of lecture...

What complete bullshit. Any right thinking christian knows it is only 4000 years old anyway, and God in his wisdom simply makes it appear older.

My head is still firmly implanted into my desk.

[Sirus]

Use a Youtube video about the recent dating of the Grand Canyon in a lecture - turns out it is 70,000,000 years old according to radiometric dating, not 5,000,000 as had been predicted previously.

Read comments at end of lecture...

What complete bullshit. Any right thinking christian knows it is only 4000 years old anyway, and God in his wisdom simply makes it appear older.

My head is still firmly implanted into my desk.

Considering it's YouTube, there's a good chance it's just a troll. Still...

[Graknorke]

Use a Youtube video about the recent dating of the Grand Canyon in a lecture - turns out it is 70,000,000 years old according to radiometric dating, not 5,000,000 as had been predicted previously.

Read comments at end of lecture...

What complete bullshit. Any right thinking christian knows it is only 4000 years old anyway, and God in his wisdom simply makes it appear older.

My head is still firmly implanted into my desk.

Poe's Law strikes again!

[Xantalos]

What is this law of Poe?

[Flying Dice]

What is this law of Poe?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

[LARD]

Just a little clarification on the fig tree thing.

In Jewish tradition, the fig tree was a symbol of the Jewish people. 
So when Jesus came and found it bare, it was a metaphor for him finding the Jews unresponsive to his teaching. That is why he said, "May no one eat from you again."  He was really saying, "You have really missed the point of being a fig tree"

(Also, I'm not trying to start a debate)

[Loud Whispers]

Poe's Law strikes again!

Poe took one look at youtube and exploded.

It is one of the last few bastions of stupidity.

[LARD]

Wait. . . last few bastions?

[frostshotgg]

There are occasionally comments like the one you posted that are purely satirical of some of the shit that does actually get posted. If you can't understand that not everything is 100% anything, then you're absurdly myopic and need to reevaluate your worldview. Just like /b/ isn't 100% furries/bronies/pedos/whateverthefuck, youtube isn't 100% 10 year olds.

Wow, in retrospect that's a bit more acid than I intended it to be. Eh.