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[Hanslanda]

Demons are real, witches conjure them up.

Said with utmost seriousness by a VERY 'Christian' person. Other topics which he spoke on: How all Muslims are terrorists, how marriage is a Christian construct and that gay people can't get married, gay people are going to hell, and some other choice comments.

I'm cool with people having religion. Religion is a neutral construct, and most people choose to use it for good. Unfortunately, idiots, bigots, and assholes can have religion too. :X

[Putnam]

They're actually not heavy, either (on a stellar scale). They're actually less heavy than the star that they came from. They're just really, really, really dense.

Don't you mean mass? Because in terms of weight they kinda hold the crown.

I never mean weight.

[Loud Whispers]

They're actually not heavy, either (on a stellar scale). They're actually less heavy than the star that they came from. They're just really, really, really dense.

Don't you mean mass? Because in terms of weight they kinda hold the crown.

I never mean weight.

All right but heavy's definition is of great weight

[Sirus]

Demons are real, witches conjure them up.

Said with utmost seriousness by a VERY 'Christian' person. Other topics which he spoke on: How all Muslims are terrorists, how marriage is a Christian construct and that gay people can't get married, gay people are going to hell, and some other choice comments.

I'm cool with people having religion. Religion is a neutral construct, and most people choose to use it for good. Unfortunately, idiots, bigots, and assholes can have religion too. :X

Did he say anything misogynistic? Because if so, he'd qualify for a Most Stereotypical Fundamentalist award.

[Flying Dice]

Demons are real, witches conjure them up.

Said with utmost seriousness by a VERY 'Christian' person. Other topics which he spoke on: How all Muslims are terrorists, how marriage is a Christian construct and that gay people can't get married, gay people are going to hell, and some other choice comments.

I'm cool with people having religion. Religion is a neutral construct, and most people choose to use it for good. Unfortunately, idiots, bigots, and assholes can have religion too. :X

Did he say anything misogynistic? Because if so, he'd qualify for a Most Stereotypical Fundamentalist award.

The "witches" comment would probably do it.

[Sirus]

Demons are real, witches conjure them up.

Said with utmost seriousness by a VERY 'Christian' person. Other topics which he spoke on: How all Muslims are terrorists, how marriage is a Christian construct and that gay people can't get married, gay people are going to hell, and some other choice comments.

I'm cool with people having religion. Religion is a neutral construct, and most people choose to use it for good. Unfortunately, idiots, bigots, and assholes can have religion too. :X

Did he say anything misogynistic? Because if so, he'd qualify for a Most Stereotypical Fundamentalist award.

The "witches" comment would probably do it.

Please say he mentioned something about how D&D is actual witchcraft. The game club at my local high school actually got accused of that

[Loud Whispers]

Please say he mentioned something about how D&D is actual witchcraft. The game club at my local high school actually got accused of that

Now just you wait. I've once rolled 11 sixes out of 11. That can't be possible without there being some sort of witchcraft afoot...

[Sirus]

Please say he mentioned something about how D&D is actual witchcraft. The game club at my local high school actually got accused of that

Now just you wait. I've once rolled 11 sixes out of 11. That can't be possible without there being some sort of witchcraft afoot...

You want witchcraft? The DM once critfailed the diceroll to have the boss monster leap across a chasm at the party, causing it to lose half it's health from fall damage. Clearly one of the students cursed the dice.

[Flying Dice]

Please say he mentioned something about how D&D is actual witchcraft. The game club at my local high school actually got accused of that

Now just you wait. I've once rolled 11 sixes out of 11. That can't be possible without there being some sort of witchcraft afoot...

You want witchcraft? The DM once critfailed the diceroll to have the boss monster leap across a chasm at the party, causing it to lose half it's health from fall damage. Clearly one of the students cursed the dice.

That mental image is amazing. Just... you show up in the lair of the BBEM (or more likely some poor, innocent creature with diamond bones and gold scales) and watch it pratfall into its own pit.

[Sirus]

Please say he mentioned something about how D&D is actual witchcraft. The game club at my local high school actually got accused of that

Now just you wait. I've once rolled 11 sixes out of 11. That can't be possible without there being some sort of witchcraft afoot...

You want witchcraft? The DM once critfailed the diceroll to have the boss monster leap across a chasm at the party, causing it to lose half it's health from fall damage. Clearly one of the students cursed the dice.

That mental image is amazing. Just... you show up in the lair of the BBEM (or more likely some poor, innocent creature with diamond bones and gold scales) and watch it pratfall into its own pit.

Not as bad as the time one of our party members leaped into a bottomless chasm (and he knew it was bottomless) because the other players convinced him to.

On a totally different note: leapt or leaped? Firefox says leapt is not a word, I'm pretty sure I've never seen "leaped" anywhere.

[Devling]

Please say he mentioned something about how D&D is actual witchcraft. The game club at my local high school actually got accused of that

Now just you wait. I've once rolled 11 sixes out of 11. That can't be possible without there being some sort of witchcraft afoot...

You want witchcraft? The DM once critfailed the diceroll to have the boss monster leap across a chasm at the party, causing it to lose half it's health from fall damage. Clearly one of the students cursed the dice.

That mental image is amazing. Just... you show up in the lair of the BBEM (or more likely some poor, innocent creature with diamond bones and gold scales) and watch it pratfall into its own pit.

Not as bad as the time one of our party members leaped into a bottomless chasm (and he knew it was bottomless) because the other players convinced him to.

On a totally different note: leapt or leaped? Firefox says leapt is not a word, I'm pretty sure I've never seen "leaped" anywhere.

Whilst or while? It just depends on how you want to talk.

[lordcooper]

On a totally different note: leapt or leaped? Firefox says leapt is not a word, I'm pretty sure I've never seen "leaped" anywhere.

Apparently they're both acceptable.

[Sirus]

I think I'll stick with leapt then. Leaped just sounds weird to me

[Flying Dice]

Please say he mentioned something about how D&D is actual witchcraft. The game club at my local high school actually got accused of that

Now just you wait. I've once rolled 11 sixes out of 11. That can't be possible without there being some sort of witchcraft afoot...

You want witchcraft? The DM once critfailed the diceroll to have the boss monster leap across a chasm at the party, causing it to lose half it's health from fall damage. Clearly one of the students cursed the dice.

That mental image is amazing. Just... you show up in the lair of the BBEM (or more likely some poor, innocent creature with diamond bones and gold scales) and watch it pratfall into its own pit.

Not as bad as the time one of our party members leaped into a bottomless chasm (and he knew it was bottomless) because the other players convinced him to.

If it was really a bottomless chasm did the GM eventually start forcing him to make checks against dehydration? 

[Sirus]

Please say he mentioned something about how D&D is actual witchcraft. The game club at my local high school actually got accused of that

Now just you wait. I've once rolled 11 sixes out of 11. That can't be possible without there being some sort of witchcraft afoot...

You want witchcraft? The DM once critfailed the diceroll to have the boss monster leap across a chasm at the party, causing it to lose half it's health from fall damage. Clearly one of the students cursed the dice.

That mental image is amazing. Just... you show up in the lair of the BBEM (or more likely some poor, innocent creature with diamond bones and gold scales) and watch it pratfall into its own pit.

Not as bad as the time one of our party members leaped into a bottomless chasm (and he knew it was bottomless) because the other players convinced him to.

If it was really a bottomless chasm did the GM eventually start forcing him to make checks against dehydration? 

Nah, we just assumed that he was lost forever and the guy had to roll a new character