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[kaijyuu]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

[MrWillsauce]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

All we can do is pray.

[Flying Dice]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

All we can do is pray.

And find Jackie Chan a good buddy-cop while ensuring that there will be plenty of props strewn about the area.

[MrWillsauce]

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[MaximumZero]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

Don't forget his right foot man, Chuck Norris, who owes a debt of servitude to the one man to defeat him in hand-to-hand combat, Bruce Lee.

[Hanslanda]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

Don't forget his right foot man, Chuck Norris, who owes a debt of servitude to the one man to defeat him in hand-to-hand combat, Bruce Lee.

The left hand is Stephen Colbert because it's ironic that he's on the left hand. The left foot is Simo Hayha, who can lay claim to the longest uninterrupted killstreak in all of camper history.

[MrWillsauce]

You're in the sniper's sites...

[Fenrir]

All right, little late. It seems that FD wasn’t serious and PoH and SG explained the problem with being “happy” with non-existence—specifically, if you don’t exist, who is being happy?—though I suppose, if I were in better spirits, I could have imagined Frumple meant that he would be happy to discover that he would, at some future point, cease to exist.

I don’t know how serious you are all being, so I can give you the benefit of the doubt, but this is facepalm worthy if you are serious.

Oh, you think I am not serious?  Ye of little faith.
Reincarnation was defined as passing on ones genetic traits (described as 'inbuilt nature') onto a new life form. How is that not pretty simple genetics? Please, enlighten me, where did I go wrong?

Rolling your own Personal Dictionary is a completely useless activity unless you mean to pull some lingual shenanigans.

Good news for people who like reincarnation, turns out it is true.

When people wonder if reincarnation is true, do you really think that they are asking “Are traits passed from parent to offspring?” We’ve known that since before anyone even knew what a gene was. You’ve taken “reincarnation_{Max White}” and feigned it was “reincarnation”.

This is a more extreme example of your heinous crime mistake. To be fair, your discussion was more muddled, and you might have had a little help from Devling.

I define “God” to mean toasters.
Toasters are a thing you know.

Good news to people who like God, turns out he’s real.

Redefine a word, prove that its new referent is true, valid, or in existence, then go right back to using the original definition like you were using it all along—not necessarily on purpose, either.

[Loud Whispers]

http://youtu.be/LJ9QmehQ9TY

Uerjm... THE PLACE IN TEH FACE

[MrWillsauce]

Almost as good as Based God.

[Xantalos]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

Don't forget his right foot man, Chuck Norris, who owes a debt of servitude to the one man to defeat him in hand-to-hand combat, Bruce Lee.

The left hand is Stephen Colbert because it's ironic that he's on the left hand. The left foot is Simo Hayha, who can lay claim to the longest uninterrupted killstreak in all of camper history.

I might be able to respect this god.
Wait. Who is the chest of god, then? The mouth is obviously BILLY MAYS or BRIAN BLESSED.

[Devling]

The chest is made of a million screaming mooks.

[Oliolli]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

Don't forget his right foot man, Chuck Norris, who owes a debt of servitude to the one man to defeat him in hand-to-hand combat, Bruce Lee.

The left hand is Stephen Colbert because it's ironic that he's on the left hand. The left foot is Simo Häyhä, who can lay claim to the longest uninterrupted killstreak in all of camper history.

Fixed. Plus, Häyhä survived an explosive bullet to the head.

[Hanslanda]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

Don't forget his right foot man, Chuck Norris, who owes a debt of servitude to the one man to defeat him in hand-to-hand combat, Bruce Lee.

The left hand is Stephen Colbert because it's ironic that he's on the left hand. The left foot is Simo Häyhä, who can lay claim to the longest uninterrupted killstreak in all of camper history.

Fixed. Plus, Häyhä survived an explosive bullet to the head.

My keyboard doesn't support wierdy letters like that without Alt codes and I'm way too lazy to google alt codes.

The chest of this god would probably be some horrific Frankensteinian mishmash of Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Martin Luther King Jr., George Washington, and the Viking at Stamford Bridge.

[Flying Dice]

Ah, but will he be able to defeat God's right hand man, Bruce Lee?

Don't forget his right foot man, Chuck Norris, who owes a debt of servitude to the one man to defeat him in hand-to-hand combat, Bruce Lee.

The left hand is Stephen Colbert because it's ironic that he's on the left hand. The left foot is Simo Häyhä, who can lay claim to the longest uninterrupted killstreak in all of camper history.

Fixed. Plus, Häyhä survived an explosive bullet to the head.

My keyboard doesn't support wierdy letters like that without Alt codes and I'm way too lazy to google alt codes.

The chest of this god would probably be some horrific Frankensteinian mishmash of Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Martin Luther King Jr., George Washington, and the Viking at Stamford Bridge.

You know, I can actually understand Washington having a spot there. George Washington: He'll kill you in your sleep. On Christmas.