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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1043645 times)

Slayerhero90

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4005 on: March 19, 2013, 07:31:26 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on March 19, 2013, 07:30:58 pm
Quote from: werty892 on March 19, 2013, 07:30:10 pm
You don't kill people with ladders, WE ALL DIE ANYWAYS!!!!
Only 93% of us.
The rest can only hope to die.
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Devling

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4006 on: March 19, 2013, 07:33:16 pm »
Ladders,
Ladders as far as the eye can see.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4007 on: March 19, 2013, 07:40:46 pm »

It's ladders all the way down !
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4008 on: March 19, 2013, 07:42:11 pm »
Its Pi All the way down.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4009 on: March 20, 2013, 10:14:50 am »
User has a login box coming up (which indicates a problem with cached credentials).

Me: "Okay, go ahead and click Cancel."
User: "Yeaahh, if you can cancel that out that'd be real nice."
Me: "......."
      "......."
      "Nooooooo, yooooooou need to cliiiiick on the word Caaaaaaancel." (As in, "I'm speaking slowly and with exaggeration, as if you're a moron. Because you are.")

I think it was also the way he said "real nice". Made me feel slightly unclean.  :-\
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4010 on: March 20, 2013, 01:46:26 pm »
Quote from: PanH on March 19, 2013, 07:40:46 pm

It's ladders all the way down !

Ladders go up you silly goose. Its snakes that go down. All the way down.
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« Reply #4011 on: March 20, 2013, 01:59:45 pm »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4012 on: March 20, 2013, 04:20:29 pm »
It's anvils around these parts.
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« Reply #4013 on: March 20, 2013, 06:13:52 pm »
Obviously, turtles are anvils with legs  :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4014 on: March 20, 2013, 06:14:50 pm »
Any part of this conversation is pretty much something stupidly amazing.
Which is to say amazingly stupid.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4015 on: March 20, 2013, 06:26:05 pm »
Turtles are anvils with anvils for legs.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4016 on: March 20, 2013, 09:19:49 pm »
(While my dad was calling T Mobile to figure out if his plan incurs roaming charges)
Techie: Do you live in the united states?
Dad:*Extremely sarcastic* No, I live in Skandavia. Of course I live in America!
Techie: So you want to know if you will be charged for making calls out of the country?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4017 on: March 21, 2013, 02:17:57 pm »
"Philosophy is useless, it only teaches you how to think." - Mon amis
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4018 on: March 21, 2013, 02:32:14 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 21, 2013, 02:17:57 pm
"Philosophy is useless, it only teaches you how to think." - Mon amis
Sounds a lot like:

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
    Pablo Picasso
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4019 on: March 21, 2013, 02:37:30 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 21, 2013, 02:32:14 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 21, 2013, 02:17:57 pm
"Philosophy is useless, it only teaches you how to think." - Mon amis
Sounds a lot like:

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
    Pablo Picasso
That's actually pretty profound. Reminds me one of my favorites (attribution unknown): "Computers aren't smart, they're high-speed idiots."
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.
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