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[Neonivek]

Breaking news: I am lazy.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Oliolli]

Breaking news: I am lazy.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You hear that? That's the sound of the worlds of ten thousand people being shattered.

[dei]

I am the NRA.

[Karnewarrior]

I am the NRA.

And I am the Air Force.

NOW BOW BEFORE ME MORTAL OR FIRE SHALL RAIN FROM THE SKIES!

[Lich180]

The tax guys at HR block are whining because the governor of Michigan took out several tax breaks we had last year.

I'm sorry, but I think Michigan being one of the few states entering a period of prosperity due to cost cutting measures is worth not having as much back for state taxes.

[dei]

I am the NRA.

And I am the Air Force.

NOW BOW BEFORE ME MORTAL OR FIRE SHALL RAIN FROM THE SKIES!

Come at me bro, I'm behind seven proxies.

[MaximumZero]

The tax guys at HR block are whining because the governor of Michigan took out several tax breaks we had last year.

I'm sorry, but I think Michigan being one of the few states entering a period of prosperity due to cost cutting measures is worth not having as much back for state taxes.

We are? Where!? Over here in Battle Creek, we're still death-spiralling, what with all the abandoned stores and further closing businesses (and factories.)

[SealyStar]

The tax guys at HR block are whining because the governor of Michigan took out several tax breaks we had last year.

I'm sorry, but I think Michigan being one of the few states entering a period of prosperity due to cost cutting measures is worth not having as much back for state taxes.

We are? Where!? Over here in Battle Creek, we're still death-spiralling, what with all the abandoned stores and further closing businesses (and factories.)

Grand Rapids is also still shit, although I will say it has gotten better. I attribute none of this to Snyder, it must be said.

[Valid_Dark]

You don't need to go to school to be a tattoo artist, you just have to be good at giving tattoos,
like programming, you don't have to go to school to be a programmer, you just have to be good at programming,
but going to school for it def. helps both of those jobs.

and I tried having a female friend once, it turned out though that she was trying to sex me, we were friends for like 2 years and I considered her one of my best friends, then she tried to make a move on me and I told her I didn't want to date her because then I might lose her as a friend (if something happened like we broke up, etc.)
turns out thats not what she wanted to hear, and now we don't talk or hang out anymore,
looking back I should have just dated her, because she was super awesome, and now she's going out with some douche.

[Neonivek]

You don't need to go to school to be a tattoo artist, you just have to be good at giving tattoos,
like programming, you don't have to go to school to be a programmer, you just have to be good at programming,
but going to school for it def. helps both of those jobs.

You know... I read this over and over again and I cannot tell if this is "The stupidest thing" or if it is just the lead in to the stupidest thing.

looking back I should have just dated her, because she was super awesome, and now she's going out with some douche

She wanted a physical relationship and you were a bit too much in the friend zone for that.

[Valid_Dark]

You don't need to go to school to be a tattoo artist, you just have to be good at giving tattoos,
like programming, you don't have to go to school to be a programmer, you just have to be good at programming,
but going to school for it def. helps both of those jobs.

You know... I read this over and over again and I cannot tell if this is "The stupidest thing" or if it is just the lead in to the stupidest thing.

over 30% of profession programmers never went to school for it.
and I'm sure the percentage for professional tattoo artists is even higher.

[Immortal]

I once said "The last thing I ever want to do is die".
I thought it was entirely valid as my friend face-palmed. We all have slow moments.

Last year in first year of uni, some friends and I went to a huge kegger. We brought a kid from our floor who hid in his room 24/7 to try to help him make friends. It turned out horrible. We were talking to a bunch of people. He turns around and says, "Hey guys, wanna hear a quote?" Everyone listened as he made this super awkward pause because he didn't realize you don't need permission or perfect attention at a party.

Then he says "I once heard Gandhi say 'Bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes, and you'll have haters who hate and heaters who heat'".

That instantly killed conversation and everyone left our group. The guy who said the quote was puzzled as my friends and I were close to crying from laughter at the ridiculous stupidity.

[Scoops Novel]

Was the kid okay Immortal? He sound slike he could easily have consistently been the butt of the joke, and that doesn't end well.

[LibidoMax]

I once said "The last thing I ever want to do is die".
I thought it was entirely valid as my friend face-palmed. We all have slow moments.

Last year in first year of uni, some friends and I went to a huge kegger. We brought a kid from our floor who hid in his room 24/7 to try to help him make friends. It turned out horrible. We were talking to a bunch of people. He turns around and says, "Hey guys, wanna hear a quote?" Everyone listened as he made this super awkward pause because he didn't realize you don't need permission or perfect attention at a party.

Then he says "I once heard Gandhi say 'Bitches ain't nothing but tricks and hoes, and you'll have haters who hate and heaters who heat'".

That instantly killed conversation and everyone left our group. The guy who said the quote was puzzled as my friends and I were close to crying from laughter at the ridiculous stupidity.

My sides 

[Sirus]

(bumperstickers seen on the back of a truck in front of me on my way home)

I miss Robert E Lee

Lee surrendered...I didn't! *insert image of a soldier carrying a Confederate flag here*