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[Reelya]

Hitler's either in the worst possible torment, or the devil said "I like the cut of your jib" and gave him a job.

[RedKing]

Best part would be giving him a job where he has to clean out the cells of the Jewish inhabitants.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Best part would be giving him a job where he has to clean out the cells of the Jewish inhabitants.

hah! jews don't go to hell, that's for atheists and muslims

[Xantalos]

Best part would be giving him a job where he has to clean out the cells of the Jewish inhabitants.

hah! jews don't go to hell, that's for atheists and muslims

And dem evul migrants!

Actually, I'm pretty sure that only Mormons go to heaven, according to South Park, which we can all implicitly trust as bearer of the truth. It's why I don't watch Oprah; her lady parts may be tracking their viewers.

[misko27]

Best part would be giving him a job where he has to clean out the cells of the Jewish inhabitants.

hah! jews don't go to hell, that's for atheists and muslims

And dem evul migrants!

Actually, I'm pretty sure that only Mormons go to heaven, according to South Park, which we can all implicitly trust as bearer of the truth. It's why I don't watch Oprah; her lady parts may be tracking their viewers.

Silly Xantalos, Don;t you know? There are THREE heavans. One for TRUE MORMONS, one For regular good christians, and one for bad people and non-christians. and then one hell for people who are opposed or rejected jesus.
 
So, keep in mind,in Mormon religion Anne Frank is in the same Heavan as Hitler.

[PanH]

Best part would be giving him a job where he has to clean out the cells of the Jewish inhabitants.

hah! jews don't go to hell, that's for atheists and muslims

And dem evul migrants!

Actually, I'm pretty sure that only Mormons go to heaven, according to South Park, which we can all implicitly trust as bearer of the truth. It's why I don't watch Oprah; her lady parts may be tracking their viewers.

Silly Xantalos, Don;t you know? There are THREE heavans. One for TRUE MORMONS, one For regular good christians, and one for bad people and non-christians. and then one hell for people who are opposed or rejected jesus.
 
So, keep in mind,in Mormon religion Anne Frank is in the same Heavan as Hitler.

I don't think it was necessary to keep the same error : it's not Mormons. There's no need for a M. Just say "mormons".

[MaximumZero]

I don't think it was necessary to keep the same error : it's not Mormons. There's no need for a M. Just say "mormons".

Um, "Mormons" without an m would be "orons," and that's a very unclear word.

[PanH]

I don't think it was necessary to keep the same error : it's not Mormons. There's no need for a M. Just say "mormons".

Um, "Mormons" without an m would be "orons," and that's a very unclear word.

But if you change the o by a c, the r by a 'a', remove the second o, replace the n by a t, it gives "cats" !

[MaximumZero]

I don't think it was necessary to keep the same error : it's not Mormons. There's no need for a M. Just say "mormons".

Um, "Mormons" without an m would be "orons," and that's a very unclear word.

But if you change the o by a c, the r by a 'a', remove the second o, replace the n by a t, it gives "cats" !

Mormons = cats?

The thought of the thermonuclear mormonsplosion is a very strange thought, indeed.

[PanH]

I don't think it was necessary to keep the same error : it's not Mormons. There's no need for a M. Just say "mormons".

Um, "Mormons" without an m would be "orons," and that's a very unclear word.

But if you change the o by a c, the r by a 'a', remove the second o, replace the n by a t, it gives "cats" !

Mormons = cats?

The thought of the thermonuclear mormonsplosion is a very strange thought, indeed.

Well, I guess they could be both. But in what heaven do they end ? Or maybe they're buddhist morcats, and they reincarnate in ... something that goes in a regular Heaven/Hell.

[MaximumZero]

I don't think it was necessary to keep the same error : it's not Mormons. There's no need for a M. Just say "mormons".

Um, "Mormons" without an m would be "orons," and that's a very unclear word.

But if you change the o by a c, the r by a 'a', remove the second o, replace the n by a t, it gives "cats" !

Mormons = cats?

The thought of the thermonuclear mormonsplosion is a very strange thought, indeed.

Well, I guess they could be both. But in what heaven do they end ? Or maybe they're buddhist morcats, and they reincarnate in ... something that goes in a regular Heaven/Hell.

They reincarnate as Sims. THE HORROR.

[PanH]

I don't think it was necessary to keep the same error : it's not Mormons. There's no need for a M. Just say "mormons".

Um, "Mormons" without an m would be "orons," and that's a very unclear word.

But if you change the o by a c, the r by a 'a', remove the second o, replace the n by a t, it gives "cats" !

Mormons = cats?

The thought of the thermonuclear mormonsplosion is a very strange thought, indeed.

Well, I guess they could be both. But in what heaven do they end ? Or maybe they're buddhist morcats, and they reincarnate in ... something that goes in a regular Heaven/Hell.

They reincarnate as Sims. THE HORROR.

They then drown in the drowning chamber swimming pool and go to hell because they're doing "crack crack".
How to get an evil-doer from a peaceful morcat.

[Loud Whispers]

Maybe the person being sentenced knew they were screwed, and as the grim finality of the situation swept over them, they made it determined for it to be as undignified as possible...

But, what if hell is a nice place and he's just wishing for the victim of the crime a happy future? That'd be sad

According to some classic rock bands, Hell is not a bad place to be.

Hell has the gambling, the booze, the drugs, most of the good music, and almost all of the cool people. There's also the bit about the opportunity to stab Hitler in the face once a day for the rest of eternity.

*Plus immortality. Aw yeah.

[miauw62]

The Stupid Thread 2: Return of Hitler-Stabbing

[The Darkling Wolf]

Cats don't got to heaven anyway, it's straight up stated in the bible that animals have no souls, and were basically placed on earth so Adam could do whatever the fuck he wanted with them, for man has dominion over beast.