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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3225 on: December 13, 2012, 07:19:15 pm »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3226 on: December 13, 2012, 07:20:48 pm »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3227 on: December 13, 2012, 10:12:47 pm »
Person being arraigned: "Who says I'm on probation!? Do you have proof of that?"
Judge: "I'm the judge, I don't have to have proof of that. It's in the record."

[Person continues to argue with judge until bailiff kills the video feed, possibly because judge ordered it with gesture].

Person being sentenced: "[Directed at victim sitting in back of court] You're goin' ta go ta Hell...."
[Judge finds in direct contempt of court for this]

I ... don't even.... Why, why would you say things like these? There can't be any functional future prediction here. What are they trying to accomplish? It does not compute. I'm glad I was only watching this....
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3228 on: December 13, 2012, 10:31:01 pm »
On the bright side, at least no innocents were harmed.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3229 on: December 13, 2012, 11:16:01 pm »
Quote from: Truean on December 13, 2012, 10:12:47 pm
Person being arraigned: "Who says I'm on probation!? Do you have proof of that?"
Judge: "I'm the judge, I don't have to have proof of that. It's in the record."

[Person continues to argue with judge until bailiff kills the video feed, possibly because judge ordered it with gesture].

Person being sentenced: "[Directed at victim sitting in back of court] You're goin' ta go ta Hell...."
[Judge finds in direct contempt of court for this]

I ... don't even.... Why, why would you say things like these? There can't be any functional future prediction here. What are they trying to accomplish? It does not compute. I'm glad I was only watching this....
Exactly, silly Truean. Your too busy thinking "logically". They are driven by things other then that.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3230 on: December 13, 2012, 11:48:55 pm »
Quote from: Truean on December 13, 2012, 10:12:47 pm
Person being arraigned: "Who says I'm on probation!? Do you have proof of that?"
Judge: "I'm the judge, I don't have to have proof of that. It's in the record."

[Person continues to argue with judge until bailiff kills the video feed, possibly because judge ordered it with gesture].

Person being sentenced: "[Directed at victim sitting in back of court] You're goin' ta go ta Hell...."
[Judge finds in direct contempt of court for this]

I ... don't even.... Why, why would you say things like these? There can't be any functional future prediction here. What are they trying to accomplish? It does not compute. I'm glad I was only watching this....

If I tell the Judge to go to hell he'll have no choice but to aquit me!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3231 on: December 13, 2012, 11:59:39 pm »
If I tell the victim they're going to hell it's even more certain!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3232 on: December 14, 2012, 12:24:37 am »
Maybe the person being sentenced knew they were screwed, and as the grim finality of the situation swept over them, they made it determined for it to be as undignified as possible...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3233 on: December 14, 2012, 12:29:01 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2012, 12:24:37 am
Maybe the person being sentenced knew they were screwed, and as the grim finality of the situation swept over them, they made it determined for it to be as undignified as possible...
MY strategy for those sorts of situations is to just smile like I have a plan and bluff my way to victory.

Actually that's my strategy for most everything.

And when that can't work, like in a game, Turtle until I'm OP and then curbstomp their neck.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3234 on: December 14, 2012, 12:29:12 am »
Maybe one or both of them were secret demons.

I haven't been in this thread much, but I'm guessing that Truean posts here a lot.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3235 on: December 14, 2012, 12:31:08 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 14, 2012, 12:29:01 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2012, 12:24:37 am
Maybe the person being sentenced knew they were screwed, and as the grim finality of the situation swept over them, they made it determined for it to be as undignified as possible...
MY strategy for those sorts of situations is to just smile like I have a plan and bluff my way to victory.

Actually that's my strategy for most everything.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3236 on: December 14, 2012, 01:08:17 am »
Quote from: Sirus on December 14, 2012, 12:31:08 am
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 14, 2012, 12:29:01 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2012, 12:24:37 am
Maybe the person being sentenced knew they were screwed, and as the grim finality of the situation swept over them, they made it determined for it to be as undignified as possible...
MY strategy for those sorts of situations is to just smile like I have a plan and bluff my way to victory.

Actually that's my strategy for most everything.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3237 on: December 14, 2012, 11:21:13 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2012, 12:24:37 am
Maybe the person being sentenced knew they were screwed, and as the grim finality of the situation swept over them, they made it determined for it to be as undignified as possible...
But, what if hell is a nice place and he's just wishing for the victim of the crime a happy future? That'd be sad :(
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3238 on: December 14, 2012, 12:55:12 pm »
Quote from: tomio175 on December 14, 2012, 11:21:13 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2012, 12:24:37 am
Maybe the person being sentenced knew they were screwed, and as the grim finality of the situation swept over them, they made it determined for it to be as undignified as possible...
But, what if hell is a nice place and he's just wishing for the victim of the crime a happy future? That'd be sad :(
According to some classic rock bands, Hell is not a bad place to be. :P
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May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #3239 on: December 14, 2012, 01:02:43 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 14, 2012, 12:55:12 pm
Quote from: tomio175 on December 14, 2012, 11:21:13 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2012, 12:24:37 am
Maybe the person being sentenced knew they were screwed, and as the grim finality of the situation swept over them, they made it determined for it to be as undignified as possible...
But, what if hell is a nice place and he's just wishing for the victim of the crime a happy future? That'd be sad :(
According to some classic rock bands, Hell is not a bad place to be. :P
Hell has the gambling, the booze, the drugs, most of the good music, and almost all of the cool people. There's also the bit about the opportunity to stab Hitler in the face once a day for the rest of eternity.
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