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[Valid_Dark]

in plain sight is the best place to hide things, because no one thinks to look there.

[anzki4]

At first I thought "Finland is closer to Atlantic Ocean than USA" meant that "Finland is further from the USA than from the Atlantic Ocean". Then I got what you really meant.

Yeah. That was a bit unclear.

Forgot to mention that the exchange student I talked about earlier believes that aliens have visited (or are currently on) earth, because her cousin has seem some.

[10ebbor10]

At first I thought "Finland is closer to Atlantic Ocean than USA" meant that "Finland is further from the USA than from the Atlantic Ocean". Then I got what you really meant.

Yeah. That was a bit unclear.

Forgot to mention that the exchange student I talked about earlier believes that aliens have visited (or are currently on) earth, because her cousin has seem some.

To be fair, that's not a stupid statement.

Believing that your cousin has seen aliens probably is.

[Hanslanda]

At first I thought "Finland is closer to Atlantic Ocean than USA" meant that "Finland is further from the USA than from the Atlantic Ocean". Then I got what you really meant.

Yeah. That was a bit unclear.

Forgot to mention that the exchange student I talked about earlier believes that aliens have visited (or are currently on) earth, because her cousin has seem some.

To be fair, that's not a stupid statement.

Believing that your cousin has seen aliens probably is.

Indeed. I believe aliens have quite possibly visited Earth, as evidenced with the recent human obsession with 'Ancient Aliens' and all that shit,* but I don't think anyone alive today has met them.

*Has anyone else noticed how many video games/movies/tv shows have gone the Ancient Alien route? Prometheus, Assassin's Creed, The Herpaderp- er History Channel, etc?

[Carric]

And the person who said this thinks that I'm a fascist. He doesn't know the meaning of the word.

What did you say/do that made him claim you were a fascist?

I disagreed with the person he thought should be our district's representative. He got really annoyed.

[Xantalos]

At first I thought "Finland is closer to Atlantic Ocean than USA" meant that "Finland is further from the USA than from the Atlantic Ocean". Then I got what you really meant.

Yeah. That was a bit unclear.

Forgot to mention that the exchange student I talked about earlier believes that aliens have visited (or are currently on) earth, because her cousin has seem some.

To be fair, that's not a stupid statement.

Believing that your cousin has seen aliens probably is.

Indeed. I believe aliens have quite possibly visited Earth, as evidenced with the recent human obsession with 'Ancient Aliens' and all that shit,* but I don't think anyone alive today has met them.

*Has anyone else noticed how many video games/movies/tv shows have gone the Ancient Alien route? Prometheus, Assassin's Creed, The Herpaderp- er History Channel, etc?

Yes I have seen that. Only thing is, why visit?

[lordcooper]

At first I thought "Finland is closer to Atlantic Ocean than USA" meant that "Finland is further from the USA than from the Atlantic Ocean". Then I got what you really meant.

Yeah. That was a bit unclear.

Forgot to mention that the exchange student I talked about earlier believes that aliens have visited (or are currently on) earth, because her cousin has seem some.

To be fair, that's not a stupid statement.

Believing that your cousin has seen aliens probably is.

Indeed. I believe aliens have quite possibly visited Earth, as evidenced with the recent human obsession with 'Ancient Aliens' and all that shit,* but I don't think anyone alive today has met them.

*Has anyone else noticed how many video games/movies/tv shows have gone the Ancient Alien route? Prometheus, Assassin's Creed, The Herpaderp- er History Channel, etc?

Yes I have seen that. Only thing is, why visit?

Why do citizens of first world countries sometimes take a holiday in the third world?

[Xantalos]

At first I thought "Finland is closer to Atlantic Ocean than USA" meant that "Finland is further from the USA than from the Atlantic Ocean". Then I got what you really meant.

Yeah. That was a bit unclear.

Forgot to mention that the exchange student I talked about earlier believes that aliens have visited (or are currently on) earth, because her cousin has seem some.

To be fair, that's not a stupid statement.

Believing that your cousin has seen aliens probably is.

Indeed. I believe aliens have quite possibly visited Earth, as evidenced with the recent human obsession with 'Ancient Aliens' and all that shit,* but I don't think anyone alive today has met them.

*Has anyone else noticed how many video games/movies/tv shows have gone the Ancient Alien route? Prometheus, Assassin's Creed, The Herpaderp- er History Channel, etc?

Yes I have seen that. Only thing is, why visit?

Why do citizens of first world countries sometimes take a holiday in the third world?

I have no idea. Normally it's to see interesting sights, but aliens would have far more to see in the universe than Earth.

[lordcooper]

It's probably the duck-billed platypus.  There can't be many weirder things in existence.

[SealyStar]

It's probably the duck-billed platypus.  There can't be many weirder things in existence.

Platypodes are the most amazing animals in existence.

A lot smaller than you would think, though.

[Loud Whispers]

Platypuses seems better than Platypodes.

[Sirus]

Pretty sure the word is "platypi". It's the best word because it has pi (or pie) in it

[MonkeyHead]

I suggest the name Duckpigweasels to avoid future confusion.

[Helgoland]

*Ahem*, obvious joke here (sorry in advance):

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Platypussy

[RedKing]

Obvious answer: We're a trendy location for rich hipster aliens to spend a couple of years so they can impress the three-breasted space babes when they get back home. They can talk about all the good work they did uplifting us poor humans and devising intricate secret plans to safeguard us against threats we're too primitive to understand, when really they just spent their time mutilating cows and administering anal probes.

So, not that different than the Peace Corps.

j/k