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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1035495 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2985 on: November 10, 2012, 12:53:29 am »

Hahaha.

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« Reply #2987 on: November 10, 2012, 09:27:21 am »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2988 on: November 10, 2012, 03:00:55 pm »

I'd post my "The More You Know" afterschool-special logo gif, but img.ie.  :'(

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« Reply #2989 on: November 12, 2012, 05:13:47 pm »

Most Australians already know the Pearls of Wisdom that fall from (presumably) the mouth of our most famous right-wing ex-politician Pauline Hanson. I share them here to make Americans feel better about their own extremists:

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Ms Hanson said Malaysia had been “taken over by Muslims, despite a long history of Islam in that country”.

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    The former One Nation leader, who is having another tilt at politics, said she was wary of allowing Muslims to settle in Australia.

    But she would welcome some Muslims, she said.

    “There are Christian Muslims – there is no problems about that,” she told ABC radio yesterday.

    “But if people believe in the way of life under the Koran, that concerns me greatly.”

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« Reply #2990 on: November 12, 2012, 05:15:25 pm »

Ignorance like that makes my head hurt.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2991 on: November 12, 2012, 05:15:30 pm »

Prejudice, ho!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2992 on: November 12, 2012, 05:15:36 pm »

That prompted me to raise my bottle no less than three times until I noticed that there was no booze inside.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2993 on: November 12, 2012, 05:27:27 pm »

Do you think it would do any good?
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« Reply #2994 on: November 12, 2012, 05:29:38 pm »

I think 90% of the country just snickered and said "keep going, Pauline!". She's was worth too much as entertainment value.

A while back she moved to Britain.

To get away from all the Muslims in Australia apparently -_- despite the fact that Britain's percentage of Muslims is twice Australia's and goddamn Buddhists outnumber Muslims here, if you can believe that.
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« Reply #2995 on: November 12, 2012, 05:31:11 pm »

By Christian Muslims, I sincerely hope that they mean the the parents were a Christian and a Muslim, and not actually referring to Muslims as a ethnic group.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2996 on: November 12, 2012, 05:32:23 pm »

Somebody show her this movie.
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« Reply #2997 on: November 12, 2012, 05:33:43 pm »

I think 90% of the country just snickered and said "keep going, Pauline!". She's was worth too much as entertainment value.

A while back she moved to Britain.

To get away from all the Muslims in Australia apparently -_- despite the fact that Britain's percentage of Muslims is twice Australia's and goddamn Buddhists outnumber Muslims here, if you can believe that.
At this rate might as well move to Saudi Arabia.
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« Reply #2998 on: November 12, 2012, 05:36:11 pm »

By Christian Muslims, I sincerely hope that they mean the the parents were a Christian and a Muslim, and not actually referring to Muslims as a ethnic group.

Part of her confusion might be explained by her constant references to the "Muslim race" and the idea that Muslims wiped out the Islams. She started out as an anti-Asian campaigner. Australia being "Swamped By Asians" was her warning (never happened BTW).

To her, Muslims are a race because she comes from a backwards rural white ghetto. She's from Queensland, which is Australia's version of being from Alabama. It's also the state that had the most Japanese investment 20 years ago, so there was a backlash up there against Asians.

But that was on the coastal city areas, and she's from the rural part of the state which didn't get the Asian investment (nor the Asian immigration, so you have to wonder why she cared). Her profession was running a "Fish and Chip Shop" before entering politics, and all the locals knew and voted for her. It's that type of backwards, up North.
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« Reply #2999 on: November 14, 2012, 02:54:34 am »

To her, Muslims are a race because she comes from a backwards rural white ghetto. She's from Queensland, which is Australia's version of being from Alabama. It's also the state that had the most Japanese investment 20 years ago, so there was a backlash up there against Asians.

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